Rare photos of celebrities (22 Photos)

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    FIRST MEOW! Againsies!

    #15 Ah, so Brad and her had just starting collecting there…

    – Fan testimonial: "Dammit Paula, I told you we don't need your common sense here."

    • cormacmc

      I Thinks Angelina's the kid in this pic.

      • Guesty

        FAIL COMMENT, yeah the kid is Ange

        • cormacmc

          Guesty, I was trying to help the always misguided Paula pull her head outta her ass. I know "Ange" is the kid.

          FAIL Celeb Familiarity "Ange"

          That Is All

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Hook, line & sinker.

        – error 404: signature not found

    • Had to say it

      Your comments make about as much sense as an asshole on your foot… And they're about as funny as finding out you have cancer…. Shut the fuck up, troll.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        It's OK, my comments only make sense to people with a just below average IQ or higher.

        – 119!

        • shhbabies

          As Frank Reynolds once so sagaciously said, "You gotta pay the troll toll / If you wanna get into that boy's hole."
          Thanksies, Paula! C U Next Tuesday!

        • Had to say it

          Get a life.

    • jayson

      hahahahaha PWNED

  • chunk

    The exact moment Marlon started eating everything he could get his hands on

    • Heelboy

      Hysterical! Good one!

    • Robert

      It made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

    • chewie


  • ycfvghbjnkl

    stfu paula

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Sucks when I'm faster again hmmmm?

      – Fan testimonial: "Just when you seemed that you possibly might have a heart, and were capable of acting like a human being paula, you go a fuck it up….the 2 of you grinches should be ashamed of yourselves…"

  • Jason

    if they're on the internet…they're not rare. nice try guys, but more humps pronto.

  • Rusty

    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

    • Ralph Steadman

      You don't find acid, acid finds you when you're ready….or something like that

    • Dalton

      “We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
      Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.”

      • Duke

        We can't stop here, this is bat country!

  • AssClown

    #17 I'll do him.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      …a favor?

      – Fan testimonial: "Nice! Got Paula to reply to one of my comments. I can meow check that off my bucket list."

    • Biggus Diccus

      Don't fuck Bill fucking Murry!

      • Biggus Diccus

        Murray, SHIT!

    • RABbit

      guess Chive needs to upgrade Bill Murray shirts, new Bill Murray prints

  • chunk

    Tupac: "Be cool, Mickey"
    Mickey: "Dude I'm freakin out…that last blunt made me paranoid!"

    • Rusty

      Stroke the furry wall!

    • Phuckifeyeno

      From the set of Bullet…. great movie….

    • Jawbone



      GOOD ONE!!!!!!! CLEVER!!!!!!! SO CLEVER!!!!!!!


      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=654840083 Mike

        except it would be the other way around, you think that Tupac would know more about weed/drugs then Mickey fucking Rourke lol

    • yep

      and today, one is dead….the other just looks dead.

  • Get Real

    Hey #3

    • neoconfection

      Nice gams.

  • Josh

    Dude… #16 WTF happened to Rourk

    • crazydog

      He decided to let many dudes beat the fuckshit outta his face

      • Biggus Diccus

        yep, true story

    • RayBoogs

      he stopped taking a shit ton of drugs.

    • Holmespump

      And got some bad plastic surgery.

    • Carl

      He started boxing and from all the punches to his face he started to look really bad. Got some bad surgery, fell out of stardom for years and then got some "fix me up" surgery. Now he's back in the acting game looking like a total freak with his big eyes and lips. When I saw the movie The Wrestler I spent the whole movie gasping at how weird he looks. I remember Rourke from old films where he looked TOTALLY different. Just look at this photo to get an idea of how he used to look…..

  • XR4TI

    #3 still holds up

  • MattyP

    #3 Retro Hump Day

  • chicago

    #1 good smile for Kevin, too bad he was feeling beside himself that day…

    • Brian

      That or he and John Cusack were both hanging out at the library.

  • Wesley Snipes

    #4 Meow

    • Chum

      Too bad she's gone all plastic-surgery fish face on us…

    • Craigery

      Courtney Cox… I love you… you're so hot… on that show…

    • itsgalf

      I was a little surprised as how attracted I was to this picture. At first, I thought it was Meg Ryan

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #3 #5 #11
    They would've made incredible Chivettes!

    • ddd

      way too much self-respect

      • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

        Grace Kelly: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2007/04/
        Marilyn's liaisons with the Kennedy brothers are the stuff of legend.
        And Betty Page? The Original Pin-Up Girl?

        They sound like 'real' women to me.

  • SlimtwigMJ

    Would have thought #2 was Natilie Portman

    • Ramrod

      Good call

    • JDB

      Yeah me too. I thought it was just a retro pic or something from a set.

  • http://TheChive RF3

    Are you sure #9 is really Cher and not Slash doing “the tuck”?

  • Glenn

    #21 gotta be Oliver North!

    • FoCoLivin

      Definitely gotta be someone other than Bradley Cooper. That picture is from the 50s!

  • Dalton

    “When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional.”

    • Batseverywhere

      "For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled."

    • Dom

      "I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes."

  • rikooprate

    #4 Cow splatters!!!

  • Mad Hittman

    #17 Bill ''Not So Badass When He Was Younger But Still Fucking'' Murray!

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #22 Madonna looks like Angelina Jolie

  • The Truth

    #9 Look at Cher doing a her own "burn your bra"

    • Biggus Diccus

      She was smoking hot until she turned into a transvestite

      • MattKL

        And became 60% plastic.

  • Fred

    #3 yo bushwacker ill still do u..

  • Hero Status

    I hate Madonna!!! so much so i'm not gonna add her photo!!!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You mean photo #22?

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