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Celebrities should not be allowed to name their children (29 Photos)

January 12, 2012 | In: Celebrity, Facts, FAIL, Idiot, Kids, WTF

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In light of Jay-Z and Beyonce's new baby Blue Ivy, here's a gallery of other celebrities horrible name choices for their children. Apparently they don't think their kids will ever become adults.

In light of Jay-Z and Beyonce’s new baby Blue Ivy, here’s a gallery of other celebrities horrible name choices for their children. Apparently they don’t think their kids will ever become adults.


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Category: Celebrity, Facts, FAIL, Idiot, Kids, WTF

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  • its_forge

    #14 Yup, ol' Moon is showing pretty much every minute of her 45 years. Nothin' wrong with that of course. I look like hell for *my* age. = )

  • its_forge

    #19 Pilot's mom is Beth Riesgraf, the skinny blonde thief on "Leverage," who looks AMAZING in a short skirt.

  • http://.z the brandon

    First, wtf, bono’s daughter is hot! Didn’t know. Secondly, Pilot Inspektor is kinda like, fuck you, that’s my name and ill punch you in the face if you don’t like it, And thirdly, Pirate is a badass name.

    • Asshole Aplenty

      Johnny Cash sung about aq Boy named Sue How do you do same difference

  • Overlord

    I didn't see much wrong with Maddox. Although, I do not like Butterface Jolie

  • touch my d

    kal-el is awesome. fuckin superman

  • Leonel_LyL

    #24 LMFAO. Is this for real?

  • Artilleryboy

    Nicholas cages daughters name isnt that bad, and neither is coco. They are alright names. But what the hell was Jamie Oliver thinking when he named his kids. He probably had stuffed toys at the birth of his kids and ripped the tags off of them to get his kids names.

  • anon

    bonos daughter is kinda cute though, anyone else agree?

  • docsully

    WTF are these people smoking?

  • Beeneverywhere

    Yeah it’s for real. The poor kids will be harassed forever. I’m waiting for someone to name a kid “Butthole Moonbeam”.

  • Anonymous

    Actually her middle name is CrimeFighter. No space.

  • David

    My kid is going to be called 'Random Noun' once im famous

  • http://www.facebook.com/bjorn.hellem Bjørn Hellem

    Kyd isnt actually a bad name. i remember an Danish musican was named Jesper Kyd.

    but Camera or Apple sound just dumb.

  • Molly

    Yikes

  • mopmonkey

    I think these kids should be issued a gun license at age 18 and a one day free pass.

  • Maximiliaanvdv

    #21 Hank Moody !!

  • Echo

    Notice how all the people who are hating on unique names are named "John", "Peter", "Tommy", "Nick" …

  • http://www.tmimagery.com Schadeboy

    #27 And Destry is a problem name because…?

  • Huzzah

    So much for naming my first born "Gandalf Spiderman". . .

  • Anonymous

    #25 named after a man purse
    #19 23 are awesome fuckin doods so its ok

  • Barry MCokiner

    #8 "And BANJO was his nameO Bee A en Jay O, Bee A en Jay O'

  • Maddox Xmission

    Maddox is a great name! if your a pirate with the best page in the universe!

  • drerrek

    I'd rather a shitty weird name than a typical generic name that everyone else has.

  • none

    @12, those kids are gonna have fucked up lives

  • AnimeEyes19

    What….the…..hell.

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