Celebrities should not be allowed to name their children (29 Photos)

#14 Yup, ol' Moon is showing pretty much every minute of her 45 years. Nothin' wrong with that of course. I look like hell for *my* age. = )

#19 Pilot's mom is Beth Riesgraf, the skinny blonde thief on "Leverage," who looks AMAZING in a short skirt.

First, wtf, bono’s daughter is hot! Didn’t know. Secondly, Pilot Inspektor is kinda like, fuck you, that’s my name and ill punch you in the face if you don’t like it, And thirdly, Pirate is a badass name.

I didn't see much wrong with Maddox. Although, I do not like Butterface Jolie

kal-el is awesome. fuckin superman

#24 LMFAO. Is this for real?

Nicholas cages daughters name isnt that bad, and neither is coco. They are alright names. But what the hell was Jamie Oliver thinking when he named his kids. He probably had stuffed toys at the birth of his kids and ripped the tags off of them to get his kids names.

bonos daughter is kinda cute though, anyone else agree?

WTF are these people smoking?

Yeah it’s for real. The poor kids will be harassed forever. I’m waiting for someone to name a kid “Butthole Moonbeam”.

Actually her middle name is CrimeFighter. No space.

My kid is going to be called 'Random Noun' once im famous

Kyd isnt actually a bad name. i remember an Danish musican was named Jesper Kyd.

but Camera or Apple sound just dumb.

Yikes

I think these kids should be issued a gun license at age 18 and a one day free pass.

#21 Hank Moody !!

Notice how all the people who are hating on unique names are named "John", "Peter", "Tommy", "Nick" …

#27 And Destry is a problem name because…?

So much for naming my first born "Gandalf Spiderman". . .

#25 named after a man purse
#19 23 are awesome fuckin doods so its ok

#8 "And BANJO was his nameO Bee A en Jay O, Bee A en Jay O'

Maddox is a great name! if your a pirate with the best page in the universe!

I'd rather a shitty weird name than a typical generic name that everyone else has.

@12, those kids are gonna have fucked up lives

What….the…..hell.