Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • Booyah


    • YourMom

      #22 Food – Fatless? Has anyone walked through a Wal Mart lately?

      • Dan

        A lot of food is fat free. Fat free doesn't mean calorie free. protein and carbohydrates contain calories too.

        • YourMom

          Look at the people walking through the aisles, do they eat any of it?? Thanks mister literal, i didn't know i had to explain myself.

    • Blumpkin

      DAR posted during break…finished with 1 minute to spare. Awesome!

    • AJay

      guys, i seriously hate tim tebow.

      • YourMom

        That's because you're a jackass.

        • DaddyD

          More likely because he is a Steeler fan. Oh yeah … Steeler fan = jackass.

          (I am a Patriots fan)

    • XR4TI

      Was falling asleep at my desk this is just what I needed!

  • mark

    this may be a bit of a stretch but I think #42 is talking about #41

    • Biggus Diccus

      Wow and she likes archery too! If she can make a decent sandwhich and has no gag reflex she's the perfect woman.

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        I bet you've never made a woman gag.

        • Fish

          In the local vernacular, that is known as a 'zing'. Well done, sir.

        • akabobo

          With that kind of attitude, I bet they're gagging all the time.

    • asdf

      she's holding the bow backwards…

      • Country Girl

        When this was taken I was just checking the whisker-buiscuit&sights πŸ™‚

        • Dude

          You are way hot! How old are you?

          • boll

            its said 19 in her little bio thing….learn how to stalk newb

            • Hmmm

              COL (chuckled out loud)

            • Dalton


        • Zedhere

          Damn it, know I have to google whisker-buiscuit … you are even making me learn stuff.

          • Grammer


            • Hmmm

              No need for google, my friend. Just use your vivid imagination to think really hard about what a whisker-biscuit could possibly be…

              …I'd butter it.

            • Havaard

              Hey pot, it's the kettle…

            • Above AVERAGE

              *GRAMMAR DUMBASS*

  • Mike Hunt

    #41 for the win.

    • meathead71

      For the win?…YES!!! ….am I the only one who is wondering who the hell is the lucky bastard taking these pics?!?

      • DaddyD

        No. I've already volunteered to take that job.

  • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

    #15 is quite possibly the sexiest thing I've seen all year!

    • greg

      tugging on the ponytail is so.hot.

    • Lower

      You obviously didn't see country girl's photo album.

    • Truth

      you need more action

    • bigman

      This is an ad campaign for crisps in ireland http://www.hunkydorys.ie/rugby/locker_room/

    • Ramrod

      Don't make me get out my hose…or DO!

    • Ay Ay Caramba

      That's true love if I've ever seen it…

    • AlwaysQuinning

      The year is still young too!

    • Pointed Sticks

      Other than Country Girls pics

    • shtsquid

      Damn right

    • Lisa

      And it's only January! think of the possibilities.

  • Spencer_on_Fire


    Just can't get enough

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      This is realness

    • 12312

      dont stop till you get enough!!!

  • james gate


    Just plain killed it today.

  • Delilah


    It's a sound strategy. I manage a DQ (don't judge) and my boss was down my throat b/c sales were down 7% from last year. So I went out and just put Chive On on the sign. He asked me what I was doing and I said 'Fixing the problem'

    Sales up 8% and employees are happy b/c Chivers aren't assholes.

    • Stan

      we live in a consumer culture, way i see it, if i'm going to spend money, happy to do it supporting chivers

      • Jenny Mae

        i work at Howl At The Moon and one of the big rules is don't erase Keep Calm and Chive On off the mirror πŸ™‚

        • JDB

          in Houston? Sweet.

        • Steve

          Or the Bronx?

        • the_mike

          Or KC?

        • Paul from the gump

          Or Destin?

        • benbobbins

          Or Mordor?

    • Tom

      Pics or it didn't happen.

      • taylor

        you must be new here, welcome to the global phenomenon, have a fruit rollup

    • Walker

      awesome, keep up the good work!

  • James

    # 33

    Because Roosevelt was a living God with fucking balls of solid granite.

    • carl

      here, let me help you… #33

      • James

        thank you.

        • carl


          • JerkFace

            TheChive is full of kind people with manners.

            • DaddyD

              Except for Paula

    • Lowrent75

      #33 FIFY

  • Vanilla

    #41 Aaaaaaaand… I'm spent.

    • mith

      I dont think ive seen camo socks ever look so sexy….!!!!!!!

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    #15 That is what I call sportsmanship.

    • whyme1973

      This kind of sportsmanship should be practiced on every college volleyball court nationwide!

  • Takingbackcider

    #2 Thats not in the Kama Sutra….

    • kaytoff

      they should add it in!

      • Jak

        Uh, there should also be a glory-hole added to that wall, STAT!

        • lonin

          What do you think is holding her up?

    • nick


    • wantomas

      Tetris anyone??

    • whyme1973

      Amazing flexibility. Quite sexy.

    • wtf


  • etcrr

    #47 Issac you are a hero in my book Chive On!

    • AssClown

      Your book is titled "Chive On!" and you have a hero named Issac in it?

    • Lisa

      Feels good doesn't it? I've registered. No match yet. Damn it. But YAY that no one with my particular antigens is sick enough to need me. Blood donation is as close as I can get to helping so far. A+ almost 5 gallons donated. πŸ™‚

    • casd

      Bone marrow?

      • Buzz Killington

        Yeah thats what I was thinking he meant… poor guy is probably disorientated from all the blood marrow they pulled out of him!

    • Brad

      Hope others follow your lead, Isaac. Need more people willing to give to those who need. And, yes, I'm already on the donor list. Just waiting for the call.

    • Chevy

      I agree with etcrr! You make me feel like a lesser man Isaac! Good karma is in your favor! Your a beauty in my books!

    • Ferdinand

      Isaac. Hebrew – Yitzahk – laughter, he laughs, etc… May you have many many years of joy and laughter for your generosity!

    • blurb

      What is blood marrow, and how can I donate some?

      • Brent

        He meant bone marrow, they jam needles into your bones and suck it out. I believe they take care of the pain though, you don't feel much.

        • blurb

          …why is sarcasm so difficult to convey through my interwebs?

          • cooper

            Blurb, you douche. Donate bone marrow to make up for it.

    • Another

      From a person that has been on both sides, It is awesome what you did. Hope more people join the bone marrow donor list!!

    • SteveB

      My sister gave me hers. That's why I'm alive. Love you Becky! Issac you are doing a great thing.

    • CNG

      Omg like totally wow!

      • DMH

        I know, right!

    • Steve

      Isaac, you made me aware and I joined to be a match. Thank you!

  • Mike

    #1 Get your head out of there Bear Grylls thats not pee

    • Bluto

      Some men just want to see the world freeze.

    • Tim

      hahahah made me laugh out loud. well played, sir

  • AssClown

    #35 Thank you perv for taking that shot!!

    • passwordistaco

      My thoughts exactly! Hiding behind corners and shit bahahaha.

    • assman

      not enough ass 4 assman

      • everyman

        Plenty for everyman though

    • Peter G.

      Hold still, miss. You have a little sand right…

    • MonkeyMadness

      Pervs are good for something. πŸ˜›

    • Hmmm

      Indecisive thong is indecisive. Lot's of cloth in that crack.

    • J0R

      Looks like a pubescent girl in a thong. Whoever took this pic knew she was probably underage.

  • bngn3000

    #4 score 1 for the little guy

    • bp1212

      Did anyone notice he wrote the note on the back of a bank deposit slip? hope it wasn't his!

  • SlimtwigMJ

    #50 hurbrbrbrbrb (pronounced mo-tor-boat)

    • Elbie

      her boobs remind me of a great ass

    • Burl

      Sweet Jesus! This boob man thanks her profusely! Moar!

    • whyme1973

      I applaud her for displaying her nearly* perfect breasts!

      *nearly = a little heavy on the bra…less is more. πŸ™‚

    • FoCoLivin

      Translation = "I have a pretty terrible ass, so here are my breasticles".

      • KyleGamgee

        Or, "I know my strengths, and I work with them."

        Like that one shirt I saw on the internet: "I may not be perfect, but parts of me are pretty damn awesome."

  • Not Your Mom

    #1 This isn't where I left my car…

    • evihc

      Hat, you are cold!

  • Taco_Depot

    #1 Nope. These aren't my glasses.

    • FarinaE

      Good one. Made me laugh out loud.

  • MgoBlue!

    #4 GFY Cop.

  • etcrr

    #17 you look good to me

  • Potato

    Seriously, what was the deal about that kid with down syndrome in that other post? Don't they have their own website dedicated to stuff like that?

    • Booyah

      You already wrote this in another comment section, are you just trying to see how many people will dislike your statement a second time? Don't be a douche.

    • carl

      Potato, they also have websites for guys with tiny penises, or is it peni, or penis's… who cares, but you'd be better off there.

      • Lisa

        The term is "candy ass bastard who can't have actual sex so he goes around fucking with things on the internet because he only knows guys with tiny dicks". πŸ˜‰

        • Sluttypanda

          I like you Lisa

        • HatBomb

          Here I was scrolling down the comments preparing my response to ass hat up there, and then I found Lisa. Shits handled, I don't have to say anything. I like you Lisa. Some jackasses just don't get that unlike their other wank sites, the Chive also has compassion and charity and a sense of community that doesn't revolve around spooging in a gym sock while mom is at the grocery store.

          • Lisa

            OMG hatbomb i like you too, im so glad you agree with me! lets meet up so i can blow you lots of times and make you a sandwich!!!!

            • Jose

              Lisa, you are a champ. This is the best comment I have seen on here, the previous one destroying that asshat was great too. Thanks for adding even more hilarity to my day. And at least make someone a sammich with a bj for dessert!

              • iChive

                I, uh, don't think the second post was Lisa (note the avatar change). I'm all for blowjobs and sandwiches, but I think Lisa #2 probably has a beard and is laughing his ass off…

                • Lisa

                  Jose, I'm all for a good oral hug and I can make an especially mean elk tenderloin sandwich, but in this case, iChive is right. I didn't make that comment.

                  As for me "destroying" Potato for his idiocy, I can live in hope that he'll go away. Josh & Grace made my day. The whole "Real friends don't count chromosomes" thing is awesome. πŸ˜‰

                  Chiving on out…

          • That_will_be_all

            Thank you HatBomb. you could not have said it any better. " and a sense of community." this is what the chive has. If you DONT/CANT fit in with the community this probably isnt your kind of website. try elsewhere.

    • Booyah

      You already wrote this in another comment section, are you just trying to see how many people will dislike your statement a second time? Don't be a douche.

    • Stan

      you're in the wrong place, Potato, 4chan is thata'way —–>

    • http://twitter.com/chaoticbeauty6 @chaoticbeauty6

      plain and simple… and quote me… "Fuck off asshole!"

    • the_mike

      Congrats on being the troll of the day. Now go die.

    • Ferdinand

      It's called compassion and humanity. Look it up. When you mommy dies and you get evicted from her basement, you may need some of it to get food. Please don't reproduce.

    • Paul from the gump

      I think it's called reddit

    • Peter G.

      Shut up, Meg.

  • SweetAwesomeness

    #36 well looks like i will be wearing shorts tomorrow

    • alx

      the weather is generally even this weak, Friday being cloudy, with a chance of hobbits

    • Jer

      that is actually the weather forcast for my home, Phoenix, AZ in july and august

      • afa

        I can vouch for that!

    • yup

      Even Middle Earth has better reception than where I live.

    • flarpie

      Okay, I totally searched for Mordor on the weather app in hopes that this was real.

      • BlackMatterBeaver

        I so fuckin' did too! Was so disappointed when it wasn't available =(

    • Jose

      This isn't a whole lot different than the forecast in Iraq in July/August.

  • Spencer_on_Fire


    Really can't let this one go unnoticed though……Beautiful smile

    • coolhand

      Yeah she is pretty…

    • bigfoot

      I noticed the eyes first, they are epic with that smile

    • yup

      I favor this over all the bland attempts at attracting attention. Nothing beats a beautiful smile.

    • Maynard B.

      Beautiful smile….beautiful eyes….anything else you want to share?…..please?

  • jrey81

    #29 is one of the greatest humps I've ever seen! #10 awesome dad is awesome. #15 please to continue… #50 thank you.

    • that guy

      its lupe fuentes

      • Chivacy Please

        Little Lupe….

        • DoomsDayDub

          It being a porn star doesn't even ruin it for this pic. That ass is pure perfection…..no matter how may loads have been blown on it..

          • DoomsDayDub

            *may = many

  • carl

    #17 mission accomplished, #50 thank you

    • Dong, Dave Dong


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