Genius or stupid? (30 photos)

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  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #5
    May keep the drunk guest from driving home.

    • Carlos

      thats the first thing i said when i saw it

    • Martin McFly

      especially since the chain isn't long enough to make it all the way through…

      • Science Guy

        I'm pretty sure it is.

      • DaddyD

        The chain doesn't go through the maze. Only the end does. Dimwit.

        • darbar

          Uh the chain goes through the maze. Confused as to what you think really happens with these.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      cool, unless there's a fire or something

      • NJF

        It's a pretty simple maze but yeah those extra seconds to escape a fire would be excellent.

    • Dun Jen

      *May keep the prisoner from escaping.

    • Crabman

      unless they're violent drunks, then they'll just break it…

    • robbie_R

      What do you do if there's a fire?

  • TV

    Just posting to block nerds from saying first, KCCO!!

    • VedHead77

      Nope.

    • mototard

      first

  • Duvel

    #23 is not clear to me

    • Foamy

      The guy behind is pouring booze into the ice sculpture, so it comes out cold for the dude on the right.

    • eye skulptchur

      it should be clear, it's ice.

  • Gorgeous

    First…

    • Tyrone Shulaces

      / People who do this are losers of the highest calibur.

  • From the Hip

    #12, doing it right now!!

    • Yo Yo Ma

      You'd fit just as many standing up and without having to play Jenga when you want a brew.

      • Riggs

        In my fridge a 6 pack is too tall for the shelf I want to store it on. If you just take from the top there is no jenga involved… this is a simple, genius solution to my alcoholic needs.

        • Yo Yo Ma

          fair enough, Riggs.

    • Clumpy

      buy more beer and fill the whole shelf

    • neoconfection

      You're not supposed to store beer sideways…every time I see this picture that's all I can think.

      Although I do admit it's pretty cool.

  • MikeBedlam

    #1 Genius!!
    #9 Yea. (I have no idea what's going on right now, but…..bewwbies).

    • Redynz

      I think there's a camera in the chair? I dunno either…

    • clyde

      the real question: Is it a woman?

    • Jerry

      its a dude….

    • old spice?

      yeah im confused about 9

      • dallas1354

        Doesn't matter Titty F**k

    • WS6

      Jamilya Aliyeva
      http://imgur.com/a/eAGk2

      • MikeBedlam

        Thank you. I feel better knowing that I didn't fap to a dude.

  • wantomas

    #9 works for me

    I don't always comment, but when I do, it hits the first page of the comment section.

  • DomePieceDestroyer

    First!

    • TheAutomaticMan

      nailed it.

  • Carlos

    your mom is on my top 8

    • YourMom

      I am?

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    The term 'idiot savant' comes to mind.
    #28

    • Si1entStatic

      looks good if all you do is crawl around a flat parking lot.

  • TheAutomaticMan

    #9 Neither, I'd say its a solid FUCK YES!

    • Jerry

      number nine is a dude…

      • old spice?

        how is that a dude

        • clyde

          OK it might not be a dude but is it a she-male

      • Gawd

        Still would.

  • chicago

    #9 and #6 F*ck Yeah Genius. big-breasts, great way to offset the f-ugly shoes.

    • Username Taken

      I think instead of f-ugly you meant Fuck me

      • chicago

        nope. meant f-ugly

        • Smuggler

          You just commented on her shoes.

    • flyers

      what shoes????

    • DIrtyHarry

      i see no shoes, only good body

  • Tom

    WANT! #5

  • TV

    #12 Need. More. Beer.

  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    #7 I'm all hopped up on Mountain Drew!!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      For most people, it's nt that damn hard to pour a drink.
      but then i remembered my toddler nephews making a spill as they're new at it

    • Duke McWood

      "Chip, you brought this on yourself"

    • Green Mountain Bot

      Seems like the partial vacuum in the bottom of the bottle would prevent smooth flow. Even if you poke a hole in it to avoid the vacuum, it seems like it would stop flowing when the contents of the bottle are at the same level as the spigot.

      Why not just pour it normal style?

      • ThatGuy

        My guess is there is a simple atmosphere infusion mechanism like they use in office water coolers to circumvent just such a problem.

        • JEMacK

          or you could just squeeze the bottle.

    • awesome3

      I bought one of these thinking it would keep the CO2 in the bottle, so no flat soda. Thought the pressure of the CO2 would be enough to push the drink out. Works for maybe half the fist glass and then you gotta squeeze the bottle afterwards. If you poke a hole then the CO2 escapes. Needless to say this now resides in "some drawer" just cause i felt bad about throwing the few bucks it cost into the trash.

  • MattyP

    #18 STUPID…What the hell would Chuck Norris need an UZI for? Seems like overkill.

    • Si1entStatic

      i know right, even Chuck Norris plush dolls should be able to crush skulls and stop chain saw blades with their little felt hands.

    • Craigery

      2005 called. It wants its joke back.

      • NJF

        I agree.

      • Mitch

        1982 called, they want their joke back.

    • kllnrrs

      Chuck Norris is a homo

    • blechhhh

      He'll need an uzi if Jet Li comes knockin on his door…chuck sucks

  • http://www.kneedeepinabottle.com Navin R. Johnson

    #5 knock knock, "hey it's candice swanepool, I'm naked out here, let me in"…hold on . doh!

    • DrByronstein

      at that point you just kool-aid man the door

    • Sluttypanda

      *Swanepoel. Get your hot chick names right

  • Redynz

    #7 would work till the bottle was about half empty. Still neat.
    #15 Burn the house down.

    • AJay

      or try squeezing the bottle

      • Jud Gaskweezor

        *jugs. skweezing the jugs, please.

    • Tall King Head

      *burning down the house
      hold tight, wait 'til the party's over

  • clemgrad03

    #5

    If the killer is in the house, pretty stupid…

    • VedHead77

      Yeah – especially since you locked him in.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        most homicides are conducted by personal acquaintances of the victim

        • VedHead77

          Cool story, bro. 😉

    • Sonoran Desert

      Thats why you have a .45 ready to rock n roll

  • XR4TI

    #4 and #22 brilliant.. #9 good god that is one fine woman

    • John

      You used to be able to buy the faucet attachment at ThinkGeek.com Not sure if they still sell it though. Too lazy to check.

  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    #24 Hipsters its time for you too just go away already

    • Dutch

      I hate a hipster as much as anyone, but I have to admit I like this.

    • Nicnac

      you too?

    • flio

      Yeah you don't need that shit when you wear a proper knit hat, although I do kind of support this because it clearly identifies people that I do not need to talk to.

  • Underbaker

    Genius on everything except 19 (I left the # off on purpose, it didn't bear repeating).

    • ess

      #19

  • bart

    how many people solved #5 before moving on to #6?

    • Uhhuh

      Yup

  • Underbaker

    #15 Some men just like to see the world burn.

  • Csquaredapparel

    #28 a bicentennial on a whole new level!

    • Si1entStatic

      Level = Post Apocalyptic

    • Philip J. Fry

      Tricycle is the word.

    • John

      Bicentennial??? I don't understand your comment

      • Csquaredapparel

        umm it's an old school bike. Have you heard of google? Try it out sometime!

      • Bison Tennical

        In 1976, John Deere held a competiton to design a new, a new, a new, aw fuck it! I don't understand, either.

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