Friday Dopamine Dump (31 photos)

  • jasgat66

    #11 While your dog seems to be licking his balls…

    • uhhh

      or her balls

      • Herp McDerp

        Yes, because a dog's balls are located on its tail, and she-dogs have balls.

      • mihaisuzuki

        Now that's just wrong!

    • peterdavidosborn

      Can we do a "find her" on this chick? Is she for real, or are these jokes?!!?

      • isawoj

        Jokes. She has a bunch of these.

  • Get Real

    #20 WTF North Dakota. Seriously? A legend?

    • Craigery

      The standards are a little lower there.

    • Lisa

      those 5 people are actually the entire population of the state

      • DrROBOTO

        neither of those chicks will make them legendary

        • Paul

          Im from ND. This new slogan is embarrassing to me. I read an article that the campaign is being taken down. I hope the person who thought that slogan makes sense gets fired.

          • Lotus

            From ND as well, and this is a terrible ad. Let's let New Jersey keep and promote the Jersey Shore types.

            If they had a lick of sense they would promote hunting and fishing, there is literally no better place for getting ducks than ND.

            • KMD

              I am from ND as well, and I agree, this ad is ridiculous and embarrassing. However, at least it is more truthful than the tourism ad for Cali that has Kim Kardashian reading a book on quantum physics….

              • alex

                i am also from ND. I laugh at how true the reviews are about downtown fargo. Its ridiculous. But oh well people can say what they want i still love this fucking state!

        • Jack

          But those two tourists will forever be legendary in the minds of those N. Dakota women.

        • Ziggy

          I'm from ND too. Obviously this picture wasn't taken in North Dakota. It lacks either 3 feet of snow on the ground or gigantic mosquitoes. That's how you tell the seasons in North Dakota.

          • Pssst

            This pic was taken at the HoDo in downtown Fargo……

    • Fargo

      Arrive a guest – leave a legend. Why not just come out and say "Come to ND – Fuck our chicks and leave"

    • tap

      no way those women are from ND, way too attractive

    • Andrew

      I was stationed in ND. Those 3 chicks would easily be considered the most beautiful women in the whole state.

  • etcrr

    #6 BigFoot?? why does he have shoes on?

    • @TheCastro

      Because he steals his victimes clothes. This time….he wants sun glasses.

    • Ramrod

      And those look to be a 10 1/2 at the most

    • Drewcifer

      I so want that costume so i can do that!!! WINNING!!!

    • phydor

      to protect his tootsies

    • stop this nonsense

      why are you still commenting?

    • testudo

      He sold out, went mainstream man. I used to know him, when he was still running away from cameras, but now….

    • Boom!_Headshot!

      so he cab run faster and catch people zinging by him on their bikes and stuffs

    • dukeofohio

      ya know, it might not be the real bigfoot.

    • MattKL

      Bigfoot was out for a jog when some asshole bike rider cut him off. What happened next was where the Jack Links people got the idea for their commercials.

  • Jason

    More of #13 please

    • Jak

      With a little moar lighting as well

      • EvilVid

        This pic looks to be an illustration. But if not, bravo either way!

    • Charlie_Cheen

      Holy amazing proportions Batman!

    • Mattman

      Was casually scrolling until I came to this and my brain shouted HOLY SHIT!!!

  • ChaseTheWalker

    I hear North Dakota is crazy this time of year!! #20

    • @TheCastro

      The left out the "Drill for oil" and "Drill the women" part.

    • Uper

      It's quite the shin-dig doncha know!

      • TitoRigatoni

        Bonus points if you read this in Edie McClurg's voice…

        • The_Dood

          I don't know who that it is, but I read it in the voice of the female cop from Fargo.

          • TitoRigatoni

            She was the secretary in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, among many other things.

  • rikfucknmoranis



    and jay be like i got 99 problems and a shit aint one, wipe me

    • GernBlansten

      Don't nobody go to the bathroom fo' 'bout 35-45 minutes.

      Someone open up a window in here…..

    • -k9-

      Ima gonna let you finish….

  • aaron

    #7 #1- so, so cute…

    • aaron

      obiously i meant #10 rather than 1

      • Get Real

        Funnier if you just left your first comment alone……

      • Drewcifer


    • Just_some_guy

      It would have been far more epic and comical if you'd not corrected yourself.

      • aaron

        probably right – that's a double dose of school-boy error for me! Bad times…

        • Queer


          • aaron

            real classy, moron!

            • Fag


  • aaron

    #7 and #10 so, so cute

  • jag

    #12 LIKE A BOSS

    • tralfaz


  • AssClown

    3 black RnB musicians having a reunion of Ja Rule's death by taking a shit together…you can't explain that!!

    • the_mike

      ….you just did.

      • Bob

        I'm pretty sure Ja Rule is still alive. And anything with Kanye sucks, including this drawing.

        • DoomsDayDub

          I'm pretty sure Jay-Z and Kanye West aren't R&B musicians, and the guy in the middle is the dad from Friday, Next Friday, etc.

    • assclownisadumbass

      first of all "assclown" ur sn sucks balls as in pretty sure u do also. secondly, jay-z and kanye aren't r-n-b singers, they're rap/hip-hip legends. so get ur dumbass mind out of the gutter and use your brain for once…dimwit.

      • dixie normus

        what's hip-hip?

        • Innocent Bystander

          It's either how brazilian dancers move or hip-hop without the hop.

  • SARmedic

    It's Friday the 13th, so I pick #13.

    • Sleep__Salone

      Stop touching your pee-pee, Stan

    • BigRick69

      Stop touching your pee-pee, Stan

    • blue lipstick

      stop touching your pee-pee, Stan. There's nothing in that area for you.

    • Stan's PP

      Hey, you! Get your damn hands off of me.

    • MattKL

      I would pick #13 every day of the year.

  • Elbie
  • etcrr

    #23 you go Hef

    • stop it (mike ditka)


  • acs10

    #13 is amazing.

  • http://thechive Rob

    Second i’m gettin close haha

    • ned kelly

      Not even

  • Miggy

    #31 Charlie Brown must be related to Cleveland Brown

    • Tim

      Nah, it's from the final season of Peanuts, after he moves to Detroit.

    • Jack_LeMac

      I love his stance, just sitting there contemplating

    • Psymon Gallows

      "Big booty bitches, we got big booty bitches, what?!"

  • echogeo

    The Anchovie Mustache Club?

  • nejyarnek

    I wish the red baron would murder them all already

  • Zedhere

    #2 Will she go down on you in a theater?

    • Joey

      Cut. It. Out.

      • DrROBOTO

        you outta knowhoa-oh

    • stan's mom

      fuck off

    • Anderson

      I dont get this. who are these people? why is this funny?

      • Zedhere

        Alanis Morissette wrote a catchy little tune about her ex boyfriend Dave Coulier called, " You oughta Know."

    • tommy2X4

      Ahh, the infamous subject of an old pop tune?

  • @mkingscott

    #21 is my weekend wallpaper and new credo 🙂

    • Tomas

      1st season, 1st arc of "Wiseguy".

      For the 1st season, 2nd arc… "Live every night as if you are Mel Profit".


    • Dr_StrangePants

      my comic book nerd past betrays me

  • Handy

    #11 i just threw up in my mouth

    • GernBlansten

      Seriously. The Carlene posing meme can't die soon enough.

    • proud of it!

      etcrr's girlfriend

      • Sleep_Salone

        The dog licking his balls?

  • Bobby

    #20 Native American girl, black girl, white girl. We are diverse. Check.

    • Edwin Winnipeg

      that chick is asian there is no such thing as native americans anymore

    • dukeofohio

      they look a little "waterd down" to be given ethnic labels.

      • iChive

        "North Dakota: women laughing at your 1970's collar from the other side of the restaurant window."

        • Jawbone

          "North Dakota: We use fat chicks in our ads."

  • wrangler 86

    #29 his ground clearance is the same as if he did nothing.

    • will

      my thoughts exactly haha, and no purpose was served this day.

    • Scott

      Sorry about the small penis, truck-lifting guy!

    • ned kelly

      commonly known as small mans syndrome..big car little dick

  • Climb

    #10 Ducklings make me unreasonably happy.

    • GernBlansten

      That's reasonable.

  • Bman

    #29…. Can we say someone is making up for lack of size elsewhere!

    That’s just ridiculous!!!

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