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January 13, 2012 |
In: Dopamine Dump, Funny
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Category: Dopamine Dump, Funny
#11 While your dog seems to be licking his balls…
or her balls
Yes, because a dog's balls are located on its tail, and she-dogs have balls.
Now that's just wrong!
Can we do a "find her" on this chick? Is she for real, or are these jokes?!!?
Jokes. She has a bunch of these.
#20 WTF North Dakota. Seriously? A legend?
The standards are a little lower there.
those 5 people are actually the entire population of the state
neither of those chicks will make them legendary
Im from ND. This new slogan is embarrassing to me. I read an article that the campaign is being taken down. I hope the person who thought that slogan makes sense gets fired.
From ND as well, and this is a terrible ad. Let's let New Jersey keep and promote the Jersey Shore types.
If they had a lick of sense they would promote hunting and fishing, there is literally no better place for getting ducks than ND.
I am from ND as well, and I agree, this ad is ridiculous and embarrassing. However, at least it is more truthful than the tourism ad for Cali that has Kim Kardashian reading a book on quantum physics….
i am also from ND. I laugh at how true the reviews are about downtown fargo. Its ridiculous. But oh well people can say what they want i still love this fucking state!
But those two tourists will forever be legendary in the minds of those N. Dakota women.
I'm from ND too. Obviously this picture wasn't taken in North Dakota. It lacks either 3 feet of snow on the ground or gigantic mosquitoes. That's how you tell the seasons in North Dakota.
This pic was taken at the HoDo in downtown Fargo……
Arrive a guest – leave a legend. Why not just come out and say "Come to ND – Fuck our chicks and leave"
no way those women are from ND, way too attractive
I was stationed in ND. Those 3 chicks would easily be considered the most beautiful women in the whole state.
#6 BigFoot?? why does he have shoes on?
Because he steals his victimes clothes. This time….he wants sun glasses.
And those look to be a 10 1/2 at the most
I so want that costume so i can do that!!! WINNING!!!
to protect his tootsies
why are you still commenting?
He sold out, went mainstream man. I used to know him, when he was still running away from cameras, but now….
so he cab run faster and catch people zinging by him on their bikes and stuffs
ya know, it might not be the real bigfoot.
Bigfoot was out for a jog when some asshole bike rider cut him off. What happened next was where the Jack Links people got the idea for their commercials.
More of #13 please
With a little moar lighting as well
This pic looks to be an illustration. But if not, bravo either way!
Here is the complete picture:
Ooooh, complete picture = no bueno.
without a nanosecond of hesitation – I'd Still Hit It
Holy amazing proportions Batman!
Was casually scrolling until I came to this and my brain shouted HOLY SHIT!!!
I hear North Dakota is crazy this time of year!! #20
The left out the "Drill for oil" and "Drill the women" part.
It's quite the shin-dig doncha know!
Bonus points if you read this in Edie McClurg's voice…
I don't know who that it is, but I read it in the voice of the female cop from Fargo.
She was the secretary in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, among many other things.
WAS KANYE LIKE IM SORRY TO INTERUPT YOU BETWEEN YO SHIT,
and jay be like i got 99 problems and a shit aint one, wipe me
Don't nobody go to the bathroom fo' 'bout 35-45 minutes.
Someone open up a window in here…..
Ima gonna let you finish….
#7 #1- so, so cute…
obiously i meant #10 rather than 1
Funnier if you just left your first comment alone……
It would have been far more epic and comical if you'd not corrected yourself.
probably right – that's a double dose of school-boy error for me! Bad times…
real classy, moron!
#7 and #10 so, so cute
#12 LIKE A BOSS
Honey, WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT. WHERE …. IS ……. MY …… SUPER … SUIT.
3 black RnB musicians having a reunion of Ja Rule's death by taking a shit together…you can't explain that!!
….you just did.
I'm pretty sure Ja Rule is still alive. And anything with Kanye sucks, including this drawing.
I'm pretty sure Jay-Z and Kanye West aren't R&B musicians, and the guy in the middle is the dad from Friday, Next Friday, etc.
first of all "assclown" ur sn sucks balls as in pretty sure u do also. secondly, jay-z and kanye aren't r-n-b singers, they're rap/hip-hip legends. so get ur dumbass mind out of the gutter and use your brain for once…dimwit.
It's either how brazilian dancers move or hip-hop without the hop.
It's Friday the 13th, so I pick #13.
Stop touching your pee-pee, Stan
stop touching your pee-pee, Stan. There's nothing in that area for you.
Hey, you! Get your damn hands off of me.
I would pick #13 every day of the year.
Original location or not, I don't think that's Carmen
sweet find, definitely like it better without her face. cheers.
#23 you go Hef
STOP ENCOURAGING THIS DOUCHEBAG!!!!
#13 is amazing.
Second i’m gettin close haha
#31 Charlie Brown must be related to Cleveland Brown
Nah, it's from the final season of Peanuts, after he moves to Detroit.
I love his stance, just sitting there contemplating
"Big booty bitches, we got big booty bitches, what?!"
The Anchovie Mustache Club?
I wish the red baron would murder them all already
#2 Will she go down on you in a theater?
Cut. It. Out.
you outta knowhoa-oh
I dont get this. who are these people? why is this funny?
Alanis Morissette wrote a catchy little tune about her ex boyfriend Dave Coulier called, " You oughta Know."
Ahh, the infamous subject of an old pop tune?
#21 is my weekend wallpaper and new credo
1st season, 1st arc of "Wiseguy".
For the 1st season, 2nd arc… "Live every night as if you are Mel Profit".
my comic book nerd past betrays me
#11 i just threw up in my mouth
Seriously. The Carlene posing meme can't die soon enough.
The dog licking his balls?
#20 Native American girl, black girl, white girl. We are diverse. Check.
that chick is asian there is no such thing as native americans anymore
they look a little "waterd down" to be given ethnic labels.
"North Dakota: women laughing at your 1970's collar from the other side of the restaurant window."
"North Dakota: We use fat chicks in our ads."
#29 his ground clearance is the same as if he did nothing.
my thoughts exactly haha, and no purpose was served this day.
Sorry about the small penis, truck-lifting guy!
commonly known as small mans syndrome..big car little dick
#10 Ducklings make me unreasonably happy.
#29…. Can we say someone is making up for lack of size elsewhere!
That’s just ridiculous!!!
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