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January 13, 2012 | In: Dopamine Dump, Funny

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jasgat66

#11 While your dog seems to be licking his balls…

uhhh

or her balls

Herp McDerp

Yes, because a dog's balls are located on its tail, and she-dogs have balls.
mihaisuzuki

Now that's just wrong!

peterdavidosborn

Can we do a "find her" on this chick? Is she for real, or are these jokes?!!?

isawoj

Jokes. She has a bunch of these.

Get Real

#20 WTF North Dakota. Seriously? A legend?

Craigery

The standards are a little lower there.
Lisa

those 5 people are actually the entire population of the state

DrROBOTO

neither of those chicks will make them legendary

Paul

Im from ND. This new slogan is embarrassing to me. I read an article that the campaign is being taken down. I hope the person who thought that slogan makes sense gets fired.

Lotus

From ND as well, and this is a terrible ad. Let's let New Jersey keep and promote the Jersey Shore types.

If they had a lick of sense they would promote hunting and fishing, there is literally no better place for getting ducks than ND.

KMD

I am from ND as well, and I agree, this ad is ridiculous and embarrassing. However, at least it is more truthful than the tourism ad for Cali that has Kim Kardashian reading a book on quantum physics….

alex

i am also from ND. I laugh at how true the reviews are about downtown fargo. Its ridiculous. But oh well people can say what they want i still love this fucking state!

Jack

But those two tourists will forever be legendary in the minds of those N. Dakota women.
Ziggy

I'm from ND too. Obviously this picture wasn't taken in North Dakota. It lacks either 3 feet of snow on the ground or gigantic mosquitoes. That's how you tell the seasons in North Dakota.

Pssst

This pic was taken at the HoDo in downtown Fargo……

Fargo

Arrive a guest – leave a legend. Why not just come out and say "Come to ND – Fuck our chicks and leave"
tap

no way those women are from ND, way too attractive
Andrew

I was stationed in ND. Those 3 chicks would easily be considered the most beautiful women in the whole state.

etcrr

#6 BigFoot?? why does he have shoes on?

http://twitter.com/TheCastro @TheCastro

Because he steals his victimes clothes. This time….he wants sun glasses.
Ramrod

And those look to be a 10 1/2 at the most
http://www.TheChive.com Drewcifer

I so want that costume so i can do that!!! WINNING!!!
phydor

to protect his tootsies
stop this nonsense

why are you still commenting?
testudo

He sold out, went mainstream man. I used to know him, when he was still running away from cameras, but now….
Boom!_Headshot!

so he cab run faster and catch people zinging by him on their bikes and stuffs
dukeofohio

ya know, it might not be the real bigfoot.
MattKL

Bigfoot was out for a jog when some asshole bike rider cut him off. What happened next was where the Jack Links people got the idea for their commercials.

Jason

More of #13 please

Jak

With a little moar lighting as well

EvilVid

This pic looks to be an illustration. But if not, bravo either way!

GrayDog

Here is the complete picture:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/thefoto/4357052822/

DoomsDayDub

Ooooh, complete picture = no bueno.

Dr_StrangePants

without a nanosecond of hesitation – I'd Still Hit It

Charlie_Cheen

Holy amazing proportions Batman!
Mattman

Was casually scrolling until I came to this and my brain shouted HOLY SHIT!!!

ChaseTheWalker

I hear North Dakota is crazy this time of year!! #20

http://twitter.com/TheCastro @TheCastro

The left out the "Drill for oil" and "Drill the women" part.
Uper

It's quite the shin-dig doncha know!

TitoRigatoni

Bonus points if you read this in Edie McClurg's voice…

The_Dood

I don't know who that it is, but I read it in the voice of the female cop from Fargo.

TitoRigatoni

She was the secretary in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, among many other things.

http://thechive.com/ rikfucknmoranis

#1

WAS KANYE LIKE IM SORRY TO INTERUPT YOU BETWEEN YO SHIT,

and jay be like i got 99 problems and a shit aint one, wipe me

http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

Don't nobody go to the bathroom fo' 'bout 35-45 minutes.

Someone open up a window in here…..
-k9-

Ima gonna let you finish….

aaron

#7 #1- so, so cute…

aaron

obiously i meant #10 rather than 1

Get Real

Funnier if you just left your first comment alone……
http://www.TheChive.com Drewcifer

LIES!!!!

Just_some_guy

It would have been far more epic and comical if you'd not corrected yourself.

aaron

probably right – that's a double dose of school-boy error for me! Bad times…

Queer

Fag

aaron

real classy, moron!

Fag

Queer

aaron

#7 and #10 so, so cute
jag

#12 LIKE A BOSS

tralfaz

Honey, WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT. WHERE …. IS ……. MY …… SUPER … SUIT.

AssClown

#1
3 black RnB musicians having a reunion of Ja Rule's death by taking a shit together…you can't explain that!!

the_mike

….you just did.

Bob

I'm pretty sure Ja Rule is still alive. And anything with Kanye sucks, including this drawing.

DoomsDayDub

I'm pretty sure Jay-Z and Kanye West aren't R&B musicians, and the guy in the middle is the dad from Friday, Next Friday, etc.

assclownisadumbass

first of all "assclown" ur sn sucks balls as in pretty sure u do also. secondly, jay-z and kanye aren't r-n-b singers, they're rap/hip-hip legends. so get ur dumbass mind out of the gutter and use your brain for once…dimwit.

dixie normus

what's hip-hip?

Innocent Bystander

It's either how brazilian dancers move or hip-hop without the hop.

SARmedic

It's Friday the 13th, so I pick #13.

Sleep__Salone

Stop touching your pee-pee, Stan
BigRick69

Stop touching your pee-pee, Stan
blue lipstick

stop touching your pee-pee, Stan. There's nothing in that area for you.
Stan's PP

Hey, you! Get your damn hands off of me.
MattKL

I would pick #13 every day of the year.

Elbie

#13 http://www.camwithhercarmen.com/

Elbie

NSFW !

asdf

http://www.flickr.com/photos/thefoto/4357052822/

Original location or not, I don't think that's Carmen

trollface.jpg

sweet find, definitely like it better without her face. cheers.

etcrr

#23 you go Hef

stop it (mike ditka)

STOP ENCOURAGING THIS DOUCHEBAG!!!!

acs10

#13 is amazing.
http://thechive Rob

Second i’m gettin close haha

ned kelly

Not even

Miggy

#31 Charlie Brown must be related to Cleveland Brown

Tim

Nah, it's from the final season of Peanuts, after he moves to Detroit.
Jack_LeMac

I love his stance, just sitting there contemplating
Psymon Gallows

"Big booty bitches, we got big booty bitches, what?!"

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

#22
The Anchovie Mustache Club?
nejyarnek

I wish the red baron would murder them all already
Zedhere

#2 Will she go down on you in a theater?

Joey

Cut. It. Out.

DrROBOTO

you outta knowhoa-oh

stan's mom

fuck off
Anderson

I dont get this. who are these people? why is this funny?

Zedhere

Alanis Morissette wrote a catchy little tune about her ex boyfriend Dave Coulier called, " You oughta Know."

tommy2X4

Ahh, the infamous subject of an old pop tune?

http://twitter.com/mkingscott @mkingscott

#21 is my weekend wallpaper and new credo

Tomas

1st season, 1st arc of "Wiseguy".

For the 1st season, 2nd arc… "Live every night as if you are Mel Profit".

B)
Dr_StrangePants

my comic book nerd past betrays me

Handy

#11 i just threw up in my mouth

http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

Seriously. The Carlene posing meme can't die soon enough.
proud of it!

etcrr's girlfriend

Sleep_Salone

The dog licking his balls?

Bobby

#20 Native American girl, black girl, white girl. We are diverse. Check.

Edwin Winnipeg

that chick is asian there is no such thing as native americans anymore
dukeofohio

they look a little "waterd down" to be given ethnic labels.

iChive

"North Dakota: women laughing at your 1970's collar from the other side of the restaurant window."

Jawbone

"North Dakota: We use fat chicks in our ads."

wrangler 86

#29 his ground clearance is the same as if he did nothing.

will

my thoughts exactly haha, and no purpose was served this day.
Scott

Sorry about the small penis, truck-lifting guy!
ned kelly

commonly known as small mans syndrome..big car little dick

Climb

#10 Ducklings make me unreasonably happy.

http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

That's reasonable.

Bman

#29…. Can we say someone is making up for lack of size elsewhere!

That’s just ridiculous!!!

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