Soooo…. you got wasted (30 Photos)


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  • Clamabuse

    First… that is all

    • Chiver In Bio

      What ever happened to the comment by Chive that the new year was going to bring something special. Just the same old shit every weekend along with constant repeats throughout the week.

      • Gary Pringle
    • ned kelly

      you are a dick… now, that is all..

  • woop woop

    almost first

    • nate

      almost first…definitely gay

  • Kyle

    No one cares…that is all

    • woop woop

      you wouldn't even bother to say you didn't care if you didn't care the slightest 😉

      • Dray

        just like me. I dont care so I didnt say anythi………..dammit!

        • Jason

          I DON'T CARE YOU SAID THAT!

  • Pudge

    sick of seeing first as the first comment… effen sheep

    • Devlin745

      There needs to be a filter so if someone posts "first" their name gets changed to "the douchebag___" and first gets changed to *****

    • Pudge

      that being said, i love the thought of the people who put "first"…. and aren't… you must feel like a complete dickhead

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #4 oh beer keg, i love you

  • woop woop

    #8 why pay rent for an entire appartment when all you need is the whole for a door?

    (first to actually comment on a pic, lol)

    • http://twitter.com/Sanja_Knez @Sanja_Knez

      You're using the wrong hole.

      (That's what she said)

      • fr2xedom

        Nice

      • etcrr

        What man hasn't heard that statement from a woman Hey now!

        • That_will_be_all

          gay ones

          • Assholes Aplenty

            yes that will be all you are dismissed, go back to your Mom's basement and jerk off with your gay comments

  • Muadieb

    #24 Almost ready…

    • Anon

      that is a fine ass body on that soon to be passed out girl

      • Manny

        Which i need MOAR!!!!!

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #19 How did he do that?

    • Bon_nie

      I have no idea, but it's strangely impressive!

    • Hugh

      Drunk Shitting in not safe shitting, lets be thankful that it was only a single pile-up and no innocents were wiped out.

    • Devlin745

      New formula! Drunken mass as applied to inanimate objects.

      The mass of a drunkard is exponentially proportional to the applied mass onto an inanimate object as it relates to the humor of that object being broken and pictured online

    • Chuck_Wagon

      That is awesome!

    • YourMom

      I sat on his lap

    • Maynard B.

      Now that's what I call blowin' up the bathroom

  • Bon_nie

    #1
    Legend!

    • etcrr

      is she standing inside that cooler?

      • Bon_nie

        She certainly is, what a rebel!

        • Jason

          THAT was you wasn't it Bon_nie! Knew it! j/k

    • Dom

      Dery?

  • AmBush_Steve

    The young lady in #27 looks like a fine specimen. Can you find her?

    • Bon_nie

      Would it be too cheesy to say she could lie on top of me anythime?!

  • Remo

    too many fake/staged phots lately…I don't like them

    • WTF

      how do u know there staged ???? insider info ??? who tells u and how ??? morse code ????? did u just telepath it????? wtf

      • dococ

        ????????????????

    • Dick Salad

      I was thinking too many sausage parties going on here lately, but to each his own.

  • etcrr

    .#15 Dear Diary Jack Pot!

    • Devlin745

      #15.
      First I was like "sweet!"
      Then they were like "creep!"

  • etcrr

    #18 see what ya miss when you passout…Boobs!

    • KayT

      Always fun when your friends get the bouncer and bartender to fuck with you

  • Matthew.Billingsley

    # 30
    That bartender may look happy, but after making that line, the only thoughts running through his brain is how much he wants to murder these douchebags with a crowbar.

  • Sunny boy

    #5 r they all drunk

  • Stephan

    #1 Fireball Whisky FTW!!!

    • cr1min4l

      not sure why this got a thumbs down, fireball is the shit!

    • MattKL

      Fireball! Fireball! Fireball!

    • katie

      I tried a fireball bomb, terrible idea. Drinking it straight!

  • Devlin745

    #13 I can't tell where one head ends and the other begins
    #15 might as well be a bullseye.

  • Compost

    #2 I have the weirdest boner right now

    • Hoobs

      I call staged!

      • ChaseTheWalker

        Agreed. I've done some serious partying in my days and not once has a party ended up like this.

    • Hooleyman

      Plus tell me its not from the fat ass crack…..

    • zowie

      Fuck off with the fake photos!!!

  • Goobles

    #4 Little Antony Soprano loves his empty keg

  • Andy Valentine

    #12 – Not a single swear word or penis? That's some high class man-graffiti that is

    • chivefanforlife

      Look again.

    • WTF

      hey valentine noone's ever written on me drunk….. why ???? u ask…….. because ive always gone home to bed. wasting a sharpie on stupid writting is lame….get real stop being a jerk.

      • andy

        you mad bro?

  • Chuck_Wagon

    #9 Don't worry complete stranger, I to am a sympathy puker.

  • Quagmire

    #15 http://thechive.com/2012/01/15/soooo-you-got-wast
    Dear Diary… JACKPOT!!!!
    Giggity!!!

    • Dan

      #14 is a 'jackpot' picture if there ever was one…

  • DWSmith

    #8 doesn’t count because they’re obviously not wasted.

    #9 had me laughing so hard I almost puked!

    • Simon

      However, if #8 is wasted, the fact that she can do that while drunk is impressive!

  • FONZIE

    #30 what are those drinks?

    • josh

      I believe its called a bob marley shot. When i went to jamaica they always made these.

    • Alex

      They look like Machu Picchus. I had some in Peru, though I doubt this is where they are in this photo. All I know is don't mix the colors cause you will get sick.

    • Ger

      Grenadine, OJ, Pisco and Creme de Menthe. Poured in very very slowly.

      • john death

        wow! im the guy in the white, they were called something that i dont remember, it musta been awesome.

  • BloodScrubber

    #24 Drunkin half naked immitation of the Heisman Trophy?

    • MattKL

      I'd like to get in her endzone.

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