Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • cantreadgood

    #49 Perfection

    • rusty


      • DoomsDayDub

        That ass is hot enough to set #24 on fire.

    • Wow

      I don't normally comment, but that is the hottest body and an absolutely perfect ass. Unbelievable. A+ 10/10

      • Winner

        Ditto. This pic actually made me want to comment.

    • f1junkie

      just stunning

    • rick ross

      got to be one the nicest bottom halves i've ever seen

    • IICoLt45II

      just wow

    • some-dude


    • Creslin

      No matter how fine she is, somebody, somewhere, is tired of putting up with her shit…

      • jjj

        some trade-offs are worth it.

      • TheMoose03

        I'd put up with it any day of the week.

    • WOWZA

      Unbelievable. if this isn't Photoshopped this is a 11/10. Wow!!

    • Dave

      MUST… FIND…

    • MrMan13


  • http://www.thechive.com ChronicUser

    #2 Teach'em young, yea kiddo!

    • http://ddt.ca trollface.jpg

      #36 bad news bro, your wife is a FUCKING WHORE

  • laelow

    Sweet baby Geeezus !

    #41 FTW.

    • hitit

      45 and she still looks that hot. Definitely deserves her own post! Hottest black women in the world!

      • Chris McRae

        Couldn't agree more….Thank you God for This beautiful woman.

        • k2thev

          I'm thankful for her genetics, not the spaghetti monster

    • Patches

      I'm sure she really appreciates some creep taking her photo while she's trying to do yoga so they can post it online. Aren't there laws against this?

      • Deadpool

        Yes, it's called SOPA and TheChive is trying to fight it.

        Also, Stacy Dash is INCREDIBLE. She definitely deserves her own post!

  • AssClown

    #2 Well done!! Not even grabbing the buttocks, instead went right to the poontang!!

  • THE_Yanni

    #16 Nailed it

    • Bon_nie

      That's gotta hurt :/

  • uhhh

    Go Patriots!!!!

    • techno_viking

      Fuck you.

  • Crispy

    #43 moar. thanks.

    • gorthaug

      hell yes!!!!!!

    • Chris

      Holy mother of FIND HER!

    • naluukti

      See, this is why I love Chivettes.

    • dickbutt

      hottest forever. ever.

  • Quintin

    Early DAR!

  • mortalcombatxxx

    #25!!! find her

    • JerkFace

      Check a plastic surgeon's office in LA

      • neddy boy

        you're not kidding, she's fkn gross and if you disagree then I have bad news for you, you're a douchewad-

        • its_forge

          Dunno, that's a mighty pretty face even with the slightly effed-up lips.

        • Chris


      • Hiro

        She's all natural dude. Canadian Grade A beef

    • Lil Wayne

      And that hat!

    • jhollin1138

      No need, that is Desiree Elyda. http://www.dxxxl.com/

    • FionnR
    • duder

      I second that!!

    • Jawbone

      Look in any realdoll box. Gigantic fake tits, injected lips, and eyebrows from hell.

    • Yea Yea

      Go to thedirty.com look up Udders.

    • Shar11

      shes from vancouver…. she's constantly posted on thedirty.com her name on the site in ZED lol she works at earls

    • Burt

      Wu Tang killer B's on the swarm

    • Hi y'all

      Miss plastic.

    • Brad

      If you guys really want to know, do a little research. They are absolutely real!! I thought the same thing initially….I was wrong.

    • Phrostie

      Quack quack quack quack quaaaacccck

    • x3nCho
      • the other OTHER Jen

        norma stitz

  • Joeyj

    Come over to my place so i can twitter your yahoo till i google on your facebook

    • Royce

      It's: Why don't you come over to MYSACE… get it right.

      • shaunvw

        I think thats a burnfail. Dont correct people if you're going to spell it wrong.

    • Will


  • Whoopi_G

    #6 Do you think you could blow something for me as well?

    • Jawbone

      I reckon that tattoo wouldn't look completely retarded as long as there's a dumb bitch willing to pose behind you constantly blowing every second it's exposed.

    • Ramrod

      That is hot and there isn't a lot going on. Well done to all involved.

    • penguin slayer

      long story short, yes she did go down after.

      • Rabbit

        Pics or GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.

        • penguin slayer

          No! keeping that one to my self. tho do check ont the video thay made

    • Bigwiff

      all you need to do is to tattoo your willie..it'll pay off in the long run, promise

    • SARmedic

      Is that his front or back? Front, there is a huge man-boob hanging there. Back, WTF is that? (and I'm a paramedic)

      • SARmedic

        OMG, that's a girl and it's her elbow! I swear it looked like some guy leaning back and that was his tricep area. Go on…look at it….bring on the mindf**k.

  • carl

    #10 God forgot to finish one

    • cantreadgood

      haha didn't even notice the midget until now

    • rick

      hhahaaaahhahahah thats messed up man

      • windowlicker

        That's one sassy midget alright.

        • The_Stif

          I just got to this post… I was wanting to say the same thing. Good eye.

    • Black Bart

      lets play find the lesbian! (hint: 4th from the left)

      • Csquaredapparel

        Lets also play find the soon to be creepy old man! (hint: look in the back)

    • dr_sarcasm

      I'd hit it. Twice.

      • just_some_guy

        dude…she's a 6th grader. F'd up.

        • dr_sarcasm

          Fine, once, and I won't tell anyone.

    • zimzum


    • lex

      SO terrible, and yet I can't stop laughing

    • Steve

      anybody notice the flasher in the back? lol

    • carl

      i LOVE "people mc nuggets"

    • John Daniel

      I'd do a midget…

    • richcow

      I like my women how I like my shoes… 12.

    • KorovaMilkBar

      I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

  • Albert

    #46 behold, Space's vajayjay!

    • Buford_Justice

      cosmic vagina

      • thatguy


    • Albert

      a true Space Odyssey, Stanley Kubrick

    • Kodos

      space is NOT super gay

  • poop


    • neoconfection


  • BloodScrubber

    #14 Singing…"Up in the Air…junior catman"…xD

    • Bon_nie

      The owners have totally polished that sill 😛

      • etcrr

        I believe that's either aluminum or vinyl siding

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #29 Yes

    • f1junkie

      cute but too thin

      • Smuggler

        Not cute, looks like a blowpop.

    • yodaddy

      Somebody get her some 5 Guys stat!!!

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        Oh my god,Had my first 5 guys burger over the weekend.AMAZING!

    • Dylan

      Hard to tell. Need more "source material"

    • Brian


      No question with this one.

      • pils

        THAT is what i call sexy!!!!!!

        Not that thin stick at the top of this post…..

      • Lotus

        Nice to get a little variety what with the skinny girl then the thick girl. Chive could use more thick girls

        • pornstar46

          agree, BBC big beautiful chivers

          • .Krookz

            Ew big black cock

    • Red

      Too thin. Gross.

    • HubbaBubba

      Why can't it be both?

    • banana flapjacks

      need to see ur booty so we know if u got meat in the right places

    • Late

      could stand to gain 15-20lbs

      • observer

        Just because you are over weight doesnt mean thin is bad. Unless you mean that she is too hot for you, which is true.

        • Johnc


        • Katie

          She could stand to gain some muscle (not 5 guys, that's fat which no one needs)

          • sadman

            Actually, fat is critical to organ function, arterial function, and over all health. Other benefits include larger breasts, thicker legs, and increase in estrogen. If you don't consume enough cholesterol, your liver will make it for you (without it you die).

    • pornstar46

      way to skinny, boning bone is not hot

      • Johnc

        I love hearing that 'fap fap crickity crunch' in the bedroom

    • Clave

      Cute but too thin

    • Way too thin

      Too thin

    • Intellect1618

      A tad thin but when compared to the chunky bottom one it's a matter of worrying about two things during sex; breaking the skinny one or getting grossed out by the big one. All in all, a box is a box, I'd rather mine not come with cottage cheese.
      Both are beautiful though.

    • A2_tha_MFK

      Looks good to me, I'm in!

    • Harmonica

      waaay too thin

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #15 Can we be done with this now?

  • joe

    #23 …literally stopped breathing for a minute there.

    • Jilop

      Thin ! #16 is Beautiful

      • dazisafag

        plz find her chive!

    • anon

      The terrible wonderful thoughts

    • Anni

      I find it funny how people say #29 is thin and then say that #23 is hot when she's even thinner and skinnier than #29….

      • HubbaBubba


      • Anon

        she isn't skinnier than the working out chick dude. Look again

      • poo shoot


      • marco

        seriously. at least #23 doesnt have a huge forehead.

      • Smitty

        While a couple extra pounds would go completely unnoticed on these young ladies, I disagree. Twenty-nine far thinner than twenty-three, she is hugging that fine line between slim/petite/skinny and clinically underweight. Normal weight fluctuation could throw it either way.

        As for the second shot of Miss #23, while it is a hot shot, it is clouded by her underwear not quite fitting properly. She needs to go on a small shopping trip and get some that does. Any style would do, it just needs to fit well.

    • Hand of Fate

      Forget the haters #23. You're gorgeous and you have an extremely nice ass. 🙂

      Plus I love that you actually prove you're a Chivette rather than having after added digital text on a picture that could be from anywhere. Definitely share more in the future!

      • Hand of Fail

        I hit on every random slut who posts here in the hope that Someday a girl will talk to me and make me feel alive. Am the official chive cunt white knight.

        • Hand of Fate

          Aww, that really hurts.

          Besides, I'm married, but thanks, lol.

    • itssoobvious

      She looks like a crack hoe.

  • Lower

    He found Captain Winky.
    Happy Birthday Ace.

  • just_some_guy

    #36 At least you had that hotness to see while the Pats annihilated your team.

    • humina

      take off the tebow jersey and burn it… then we can talk

    • AlsDisciple

      Strange, that's the exact same pose the real Tebow had for most of the game.

    • Del

      ya, fuck Tebow!

      • The MuffinMan

        Did you play the part as the Pats and destroy that after the game?

        • eman

          she looks so fucking awkward!

          • Greb

            Like Tebow

    • flumpyFLUMPERTON

      dude's got nice appliances

    • wet

      You're a lucky man, that's one hell of a woman.

      • GI Joe

        Tebowing…. yer doing it right….

    • deathscythe257

      so I am surprised there isnt one of her tebowing

      • Ned Plimpton

        Only complete idiots take pics of themselves Tebowing…. It's so 6 weeks ago and really wasn't ever funny in the first place.

    • flio

      I enjoy the irony.

  • Derp

    # 43 Damn..

  • YEM

    Will theCHIVE go dark tomorrow to oppose SOPA/PIPA??

    reddit, wikipedia, and others are doing so tomorrow and the coolness of the internet needs to show a united front.

    Tomorrow: Keep Calm and Chive OFF

    • Jon G


      • turtlenecksandshit

        SOPA could seriously damage theChive. Making a statement now would be cool and generally a good idea.

        • The_Dood

          We really do need to get behind them on that. I'm agreed. There should be no Chive tomorrow. This is incredibly important and we can do without a day of Chive. We've already had plenty lately, what's one more? Do it Chive!

    • jackson

      chive is a big site, and tomorrow we need all the large websites to step up and shut down. hope the chive does the right thing here

    • Black6dog

      Do it Chive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Then give us Ultra-Hump Thursday!!!!!

      • mee

        chive rain shine snow holidays and certainly some hippy shit need my hump fix

        • Johnc

          yea wtf is sopa pipa?

          • ChaseTheWalker

            It's a dessert they serve in mexican food joints…

    • D P

      Even though it would hurt, DO IT PLEASE!!!! All Internets unite!

      • the other OTHER Jen

        mmm sopa

  • orangewhip

    #36 where is your wife. FIND YOUR WIFE.

    • orangewhip

      …and tell her to disregard my bad punctuation.

      • ghii

        you'RE spot on with that on orangewhip

    • manilovefilmsdylan

      Haha. Perfect.

    • Jawbone

      Christ, is she having a fucking seizure?

      • AlsDisciple

        It's actually an interpretive dance number meant to represent the broncos play on Saturday night.

        The first pic represents tebow giving himself to a higher power. In this case, tom brady and bill bellichik. It's a pose struck by tebow many times throughout the evening.

        The second pic is the internal conflict felt by John Elway now that he's stuck with tebow as his 2012 starter.

        • james

          best comment ever

    • Dan

      That's just artfully hiding her face so her coworkers aren't looking at her funny tomorrow.

    • isaywhatisee

      SLUT !

  • Derpo

    #21 Haha. If you are age is on the clock.

    • Whoopi_G

      Yep, that's what it says. Thanks for clearing that up.

    • Derpo

      If it went over your head, I'm making fun of the grammar mistake here……….:o

    • Philosoraptor

      Does this mean in Europe, you should only lose your virginity after 24?

  • Jeff

    #29 Both!! Very sexy but a cheeseburger wouldn't hurt anything….

    • Matt

      I'll probably be called gay for this but I disagree. She's one of those girls that looks better the more clothes she has on but naked she looks like a 12 year old boy. Not to mention my fat ass would crush her in 2.

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