Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • sshuggi

    #6 "Fus Ro Dah!!"

    • Kenny

      More like: Yol Tool Shul! (aka firebreath).

    • lex

      I lol'd

      • Barry McKokkinner

        me too! Gold!

    • gtfo

      She has FLBP

    • biggles

      HAHAHAHHA, At first I thought it was puke.

  • eman

    #30 the king and queen aren't aligned properly

    • https://www.facebook.com/kindlin David Terry

      How do you figure? The queens and kings sit across from each other. What I'm wondering is how they differentiated the colors, because the bishops and queens are the same thing on both sides… It also looks like she put alternating colors of pawns on each side. Now THAT would be interesting game of chess. The first person to go would automatically get the enemy queen, but your pawns are so close to their side that I think you'd normally get your queen back very early, I think it would actually work. I must try this some day.

      • eman

        I take you're a sheldon cooper fan?

        • http://www.xplicitbootlegs.com TripKore


          • turtlenecksandshit

            David is right though.

    • cr1min4l

      Your queen goes on your color… How is this wrong?

      • Bartucx

        maybe if you play home rules

    • Alex

      Yes they are.

    • anon

      You are wrong, I assume you don't play chess.
      The queen goes on her colour (Womens love to colour coordinate) which means that king faces king and queen faces queen.
      Am I possibly missing a joke here or do at least 59 chivers not know how to set up a chess board?

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #1 Forget all that infomercial BS, this my friends is the perfect push-up.

    • the_freak

      i want what that baby's having.

    • GlibTongue

      Hah. My 8 and a half month old son does the exact same thing!

      I call it a pushup.

      My wife calls it a Yoga move. 😦

  • aciekay

    #21 something about this is really fun to watch over and over…

    • deathscythe257

      I keep watching thinking hes gonna hit him

  • boobie

    16 ftw…

    also, FIRST

    • g3nXsLack3r

      Double fail. Nice.

  • Monkey.

    #5 "Hmm, not bad.."

  • Firstly

    First, suckas!

  • Too Soon?

    #7 "And here comes Helen Keller…"

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      LOL…………Yeah, I'll see you in Hell.

    • ydodonutshave2die

      i…dont get it

      • Unfkngblvbl

        Helen Keller is deaf and blind

    • HotashNerd

      lol omg that is funny!

    • AmBush Steve

      Never has there been a more appropriate sign behind Sofía Vergara.

    • Alex

      I was thinking the smooth criminal lean.

  • n word jim

    #18 this is amazing. ps chive should do a post for hawaiian girls, some of the most beautiful women on the planet

  • http://www.markmushakian.com Mark

    #7 should be the other way around… but that is, of course, only my opinion 🙂

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Someone help her stop talking through her ******* nose!

  • Mathias

    #15 WHERE? I want!

    • Chris

      Umm that would be that thing you used to do…

      Make it yourself. Remember how to do that?

      • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl


    • anuts

      dick ship

    • Ramrod

      "The Secret of Nimh" FTW!

  • gaz

    #4 lord have mercy

    • stumeister

      "Meh, i've seen better altar boys"

    • clint beastwood

      what is that guy wearing in the background?

    • Negron69

      calm down there Uncle Jesse

  • myself

    #2 I can just hear the owner now. "Dude, it needs a fucking spoiler. It's an 8 seater Vette, it's got an LT1 man."

    • dukeofohio

      don't knock the caprice classic man. that's a top shelf ride

      • myself

        Is it a Caprice, I thought you could only get the Roadmaster with the super sexy faux wood paneling.

  • Rollout25

    #16 What did the five fingers say to the face…SLAP!

    • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

      in this case "paw"

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #20 Dammit! The label said hand wash!

  • Mad Hittman

    #28 Fuck sleeping, I'm Supermaning!

  • http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/daily-morning-awesomeness-32.jpg redsolocups

    # 5 Your doing it right!!

    • Rusty

      However, you are not.
      #5 (no space)

    • MatadorPride

      You're an idiot;)

  • Pokepoke

    #24 stupid wheaten terriers, we had one of those, allways snow on their fur. Pain to get it off there

    • Unfkngblvbl

      how's about heat? It'll do all the work for ya. Then you'd just need a towel.

    • Mike

      a run through a warm bath would work as well

  • dashete

    #12 I remember him. He was gonna go pro but he blew out his trunk in college.

    • CaptainInsano

      That Laffy Taffy wrapper material right there.

  • zgriffin22

    #13 I'm totally doing this before I graduate in May.

    • pufffdragon

      Please do that. Then send a pic to the chive for the next Douche Bag post.

  • Wet_tosti

    #4 is that a fat version of top gears The Stig in the back.

    • MrEff

      I'll be honest, I didn't get past the butt. You're right, though. I think it's the Stig's American cousin.

    • Anon

      American Stig then

  • http://twitter.com/mkingscott @mkingscott

    #7 Invisible… what? Piano?

    #30 Cool 🙂

    • Corey

      #7 she bowing down for the finest ass in Hollywood

  • sprung

    #6 = hilarious

  • os99

    #26 Eeeexcellent

    • dagleja3

      Who all read that in Mr. Burns voice with the hand gesture? I did!!

  • Seldi84

    #10 Now that could have been nasty.

    • Rabbit

      It makes me think of Thorneberg. "Mother of God."

    • Benny

      But it was alright… in the end.


    • j22

      Seen it. The guy was drunk.

    • Not a fan

      And that, son, is how you disarm a cop.

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