Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

#26 Ahh Katy's big boobs, the best thing in pop music since Shakira's ass'

#12 Of course the black elephant is playing basketball…

#26 I have never been so jealous of a puppet in my life.

Stuck on #26 forever. Heaven, not Hell, is repetition!

#4 Lake Worth Pier?

For more on #18

#6 Did she eat a fox?

#6 brings a whole new meaning to bitch slap

#14
and not a single fuck was given that day

#30
I need to buy a house that has a black and white tile floor, and an area that's exactly 8 tiles wide.

#4 FIND

#15

How does he manage to fit two or three movies on 120 minute tapes?

#28 I must go help my friends now.

#26 katy perry boobs!! ftw!

#26 wish I could be that puppet right now.

#1 #19 are so awesome

#16
This dog must have been in an abusive home. Or it was Mike Tysons dog.