Welcome to the ‘Sanity Club’ — Ah, not so fast ladies (38 Photos)

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  • aciekay

    #4 dear god, that is creepy. #30 …that too.

    • Ling

      #4 made my eyes itch when I looked at it.

      • mihaisuzuki

        Made me want to roundhouse kick her in the eyeballs.

    • SlimtwigMJ

      #30 Made me LOL. Hope it's not permanent.

    • oliverklosov

      uh that too #24

  • Michelle

    I'm so ashamed of being a woman right now.

    • Jason B

      so get off the internet, and back in the kitchen…

      • Michelle

        lol, that never gets old. CHIVE ON!

        • Bobby

          Are you kidding? My ex-girlfriend used to grease the frying pan before frying bacon….
          I can't even trust women in the kitchen anymore.

        • the other OTHER Jen

          michelle, you shut your god damn mouth! you be proud of your craziness!

    • It's420Somewhere

      Then do what so many chive girls do and shed your clothes and send pics for anonymous internet users to stroke to.

  • 2TwoDeux

    True #36

    • Stackback

      Also, Comic Sans, which makes it a whole less true.

      • Underbaker

        Comic Sans is all you have left after attempting to win an argument with a woman.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=27206114 Михаил Рикэттс

      well, this reminds me of last night lol

  • Phil

    #33 sums it up pretty well, except it doesn't work with #15

    • Alex

      #15 is probably Shelly Gillespie…

    • etcrr

      #15 is crazy to begin with

  • oridotan

    #2 lost the kitchen

    • GlibTongue

      This is an homage to the Ursula Andress role in early James Bond films.

      So…not crazy. Lucy Pinder would have to carry a knife to fend off all the men.

      • Master_Rahl

        For Lucy Pinder, it would be worth the risk. SO FLIPPIN' HOT!!

    • captain obvious

      is that peanut butter? it doesn't get much better than this.

  • Devlin745

    #36 is a guide to marriage

    • G. de La Hoya

      Grow some then.

  • myself

    #6 What the hell.

    • Dutch Paul

      I guess she just turned 24. I believe congratulations are in order.

  • Herp Derp

    #15 Kill it! For the love of god kill it with fire!

    • skineepuppy

      is peter burns from dead or alive its not even a chick lol

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #2 Doesn't matter, saw boobs.

  • mazurati

    #20 Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

    • mazurati

      lol.. those boots remind me of Dumb and Dumber

    • mrjimmyos

      You seem to have mis-spelt absinthe

    • Candybabe_66

      You're gonna need a lot of beer for that spawn of Satan.

    • Mike

      There ai't enough booze in the world to make that look good

    • Inconspicuous

      I see what you did there

  • Wet_tosti

    #18 Milking! You are doing it right!

    • Bost

      Porno… you're doing it Wrong

      • Cornbread

        I am heavy with milk right now. Do me next

  • mazurati

    #22 Whoopie Goldberg ?

    • Ling

      erykah badu.

    • Whoopi_G

      How dare you.

  • marklar

    #10 that wall came out of nowhere

  • Josh Gorter

    #23 Do you think I am fat? No. FUCK YOU I AM HIDEOUS. Do you think I am fat? Yes. FUCK YOU I AM GORGEOUS.

    • Kenny

      Women Logic.

      • Del

        i hate you, dont leave me….

    • Underbaker

      True story, I apologized and had make-up sex. The game is illogical and the rules change often, but sometimes you win.

      • Smitty

        The only way to win is to not play the game.

        This is a re-post from only about a week ago, allow me to summarize what I said there: FUCK YOU BITCH.

        Ladies, if this happens to you keep your damn mouth shut. if you don't that dream will become a prophecy that we will be happy to fulfill because we will be sick of your psychotic bullshit.

        • Underbaker

          Doesn't sound worth repeating to me. The only way not to play is to be celibate and that is something I don't want to do.

  • sshuggi

    #25 They see me rollin, they hatin'

    • Greyphilosophy

      The Weird Al Yankovich version is more suitable

  • Mad Hittman

    #35 Duckface – Lvl. 94

    • Bryan

      my god. Kill it

    • Justin

      Would hate to see Lvl. 100…

    • Joe Shmoe

      Looks like sweet D

    • biggles

      It's actually quite disturbing. Her mind thinks these are the good pictures.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #20 Goddamn hairy ankles.

    • MattKL

      Hainkles

    • biggles

      Hankles. Dammit, someone beat me too it

  • pete

    #17

    brotips

    • MattKL

      Truth.

    • Kometes

      Man, this bullshit again. Anyone who complains about being in the "friend zone" is pathetic. If you don't like being there, ask the women (or man) out; if they reject you, then move on. But pretending to be their friend in the hope that they'll one day have sex with you is dishonest, creepy and manipulative, and anyone who does it is not a "nice guy".

      • bill

        Kometes sounds like a bitch

        • Kometes

          Wow, so witty.

        • truth

          As whiny as it sounds, probably has some truth. Nothing would get a guy kicked out of the friend zone faster than either asking the girl out or perving.

      • veggin

        We try, get rejected, and they just want to be friends. Don't have to ask "out" of the friendzone. We're NICE because we're nice enough to still be friends with them afterwards instead of forgetting about them.

      • Dapper Dan

        If you weren't such a putz you would get yours and could actually have a woman as a friend. Or every once in a great while you stay friends with a girl you dated.

      • Tyrone Shulaces

        While there is some truth to your statement, it's ridiculous that women rarely want to become romantically interested in men they are friends with.

        They typically sit and bitch about the douche bag they are dating to a nice, honest, and caring guy that is waiting for the eventual day when they break up, but then they are already in the "friend zone".

        There is no denying that more than 50% of the female population has no sexual attraction to guys who are sweet to them. In order to pick one of those girls up, you have to treat them like they are beneath you, and I don't see the reason why that attracts them.

        Guys, which girls do you go after, the ones that are total c-u-n-t-rags to you when you meet, or the ones that smile and look you in the eyes? Obviously the latter, so what makes women so different? My opinion is that their dads didn't have trusting relationships with them, or kept them at arm's-length emotionally, and now they are looking for mates that do the same.

        • Katie

          women dont go exclusively for bad guys. Neither do we reject all nice guys. What we find attractive is confidence, assertiveness ansd self assuredness, I am lucky enough to have a confident, assertive, self assured, self reliant man as my husband. Luckily he is also funny and kind and considerate. I would happily have him as a friend if it wasn't for the fact that every time I see him I want to jump on him.
          Its the confidence we go for fellas. If it seems that we go for the bad guys maybe its because the bad guys you know are more confident.

          • Greyphilosophy

            Confident, assertive, and self assured… that describes every douche bag I know! The reason why men and women can't be friends:

      • Smitty

        If you say that, then you don't understand the friend zone.

  • Pudge

    #5 …… so true it's sad
    #35 KILL IT! KILL IT NOW!

  • Seldi84

    #2 Is British glamour babe, Lucy Pinder in an bond girl photo shoot being Ursula Andress' Honey Ryder

    • guest

      Cool story bro

      • A BiPolar Guy

        true story, bro

    • Smitty

      With a kitchen knife and a top that doesn't fit…

  • mark

    #37 ex-boyfriends laptop…………..cheat on me with my best friend huh~!…………takeing yours too the beach~!

    • Grammar

      *taking
      *to
      congrats on the correct yours though

      • JerkFace

        He happened to get lucky.

    • truth

      Doesn't matter, had sex.

    • JT Mo-Nay

      NO! Do you have any idea how much time it took me to download all that porn?

  • CPT Obvious

    #32 didn't mention cooking, cleaning, or making her man a sammich. Even without the grammar and spelling mistakes, she already failed.

    • Ling

      Tired joke is tired.

    • Bryan

      Ok Lynzee Stauss. After that obnoxious fucking story that hurt my brain. Die in a fire.

    • yoselahonda

      I wouldn't want such a moron raising my kids. Glad my stay at home wife has an education and knows how to use it.

      • Catalyst

        Congrats on your wife making it through high school!

    • ysoserious

      guaranteed that girl is from a rich family where her "daddy" has given her everything…no regular self respecting woman would ever think this is more than bullshit. She is also the reason prenups exist…

    • eve

      usually i don't like the sandwich jokes, but would have to agree that if the guy is paying all the bills and doing all the work, she better at least be making him a sandwich.

  • mazurati

    #1 Need a lift?

    • Bubba

      Need a tow truck?

    • etcrr

      Yeah, this was me and damn proud too!

      • etcrr

        pathetic

  • Spud

    #18 ……………… WTF!!!!!! No seriously ……………. WTF!!!!!!

  • Teh_Shard

    Eyyy… you cannota fool me… there ain't no sanity clause.

    And also

    #23

    holy christ is that true.

    • etcrr

      of course it's true, it's on the internet

    • Peter G.

      gotta love a quote from the Marx brothers!

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