Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • bob lee swagger


  • Black6dog

    Oh Fuck it burns!

    • Chiver

      This dude got arrested in Streetsboro, Ohio for child porn….look it up

    • mihaisuzuki

      what's with #29? I thought SOPA wasn't approved.

  • bob lee swagger


    want to put my noce in that

    • bob lee swagger


      • Black6dog

        You can edit posts fyi

    • switch_24

      yeah? why not put your tong in there too..

      * face palm *

    • amplidudes

      People how talk like this would put their dig in almost everything man.

    • Rafael_RS

      God, I love my country!

      Cheers for the brazilian booty!!!

    • i have sex sometimes

      just b/c it's barely covered does NOT make it a nice ass, people.

      • R-Dub

        Nope, it being a nice ass is what makes it a nice ass.

  • Black6dog

    How fast Paula is…….in bed

    • felix43

      Tom Knapp; More ready than most for the zombie apocalypse

      • Dan

        idk… is it really that impressive with a semi automatic?

        • bud

          yeah you're right. throwing seven clay pigeons up with one hand and shooting them before they hit the ground is just too easy

          • Frank

            And I believe he holds the world record for pump shotgun with 8 hand thrown clays.

  • MattKL

    #12 Sweet Jesus.

    • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

      Shhhh…Don't talk, just savour it.

    • dayyuummm

      THAT is an ass. The guys praising anorexic chics here are secretly boy lovers.

    • Backslash

      This is why I love Brasil.

      • Fun_with_Numbrs

        #2__and this is why we love 'merica!

    • Eduardo

      That's how we roll down here in Brasil

      • WEAK!

        this ass really isn't that nice. take a closer look. just b/c she's got a wedgie and she's from brasil doesn't automatically make this a booty. i'm obviously going to be thumbed down, so if there are any other real dudes who actually bag ass and agree, please state so.

  • bob lee swagger



    • Hand Of Fail

      I`d do her. Yea am that desperate.

    • YoutubeMemes

      My Granny can lift massive Oreo's too.

    • ThatsaStrongBitch

      Actually that is 405lbs not 150 each of those is 45 and so is the bar

      • Justin Hall

        You are incorrect. There are many plates on the market that share the same relative thickness and diameter as forty-five pound plates, but are markedly lighter nevertheless.

        Also, use your freaking brain. No fucking eighty year of woman is deadlifting 400 lbs.

        • wrestling sucks

          chyna will have a chance

      • afdaa

        Yes, you are wrong. Those are deadlighting plates. Those are rubber, not your traditional iron. They make 10lbs plates as big as your traditional 45's.

    • jerry

      those look to 45 pound plates. there are 4 on each side. The standard bar weighs another 45 pound. So if the photo is right, she is lifting 405 not 153

      • TDub

        By the looks of it, that is a CrossFit gym where they only use bumper plates, which means they are made of rubber and are a lot lighter compared to iron plates. The standard 45# iron plate and the standard 10# or 25# bumper plate look very similar from a distance. If you look in the background on the left and see the red painted weights, those are the 45# bumper plates and are about 4 inches thick.

  • gmoney

    #12 needs me to pick that with my tongue

  • misainzig


    • Troy

      you can see why they doing it tho… but if they were going to do it, they should have done it 5 years ago when there weren't so many piracy sites around – but now it's become basically become "acceptable" to rip off other peoples ideas.

      but yeah… they left it too late, it's gonna shut down a hell of a lot of fun websites built on ripping off other peoples ideas.

      Bye chive / buzz feed / cavemancircus 😦 I really dont wanna be forced to start going to 4chan and rededit… it's so… "messy" 😦

      • crazybmanp

        Those are not the kind of sites that are only targeted. the way that the bill is worded it would take down facebook and youtube and any any websites that could ENABLE the upload of copyright material.

  • guseppie

    Love #29

    • Johnny N

      Don't know, Haven't read the bill yet. Like most people!

    • Fuck SOPA

      Make it your facebook profile pic in protest of SOPA, just in-case facebook do nothing

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Laugh at it while you can, under SOPA such a single violating image could mean the end of the Chive.

      – the one who hates SOPA

    • Mr.wiseass

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  • jim

    i thought they were blacking out …?

  • i'deatit

    #12 Brazil, man, i gotta get down there.

    • http://www.faceplanttime.com Faceplant Time

      Brazil rules!!

    • a realist

      I believe your sentence was missing either the word "in" or "on"

    • rcjaos

      seriously, can you guys squeeze in the hump day post before you shut 'er down today?

    • Rafael_RS

      Carnival is coming soon, you better hurry!

      but I highly recomend the off season, unless you really wanna see the parade

  • NcouthYouth

    #3 I would do dirty dirty things to that.. That looks amazing

    • myself

      I think I will have to give that a try this weekend. I can pretty much guarantee that mine will lack the pretty perfect weave of the example.

    • cr1min4l

      It's beautiful!

    • The Dude

      Called the Bacon Explosion! I made one for the '09 Superbowl. It was awesome!

      • Frankie

        had one of those in bmore at the super bowl in 09!

  • pete


  • joeyj
  • zingman

    #15 Dylan is happy.

  • http://www.hotgiyp.com hotgiyp

    Watch Out SOPA! <img src="http://i.imgur.com/r31Rd.jpg"&gt;

    • a realist

      I'm afraid I'd get my shot off before you

    • Slauterhause

      Omg yes. Now that's how you die with a smile on your face.

    • bdg

      Hands up!!!!

  • its_forge

    #30 I go out for ONE day and some asshole takes my pic.

    • meathead71

      Joke understood….few know this is the mugshot of a kiddie porn provider arrested in my area.

      • ThatGuy

        Well then I guess he'll away from the internet for a while.

  • DutchChiveFan

    #1 Just awsome!

  • Average Chiver


  • ydodonutshave2die

    #20 Whats this from and y wasnt he laughing

    • Xsoldier2000

      Golden Globes….he's pissed he has to get up and make some lame ass speech.

      • Geoff

        but can't actually reach the microphone

    • Dave

      It's at the Golden Globes, when they mention the nominees and they all make uncomfortable faces.

    • buffalodave10

      Miles Finch is pissed, his limo wasn't 71°

      • Lisa

        I wonder if Santa knew he left the workshop

        • lisa is ugly

          you're a dumb cunt. go fuck yourself.

          • Lisa

            woooeeee someone's feeling feisty!

          • Dax

            dude, it's a funny reference to the movie "elf" co-starring Peter Dinklage as Miles Finch…..So lighten up……and…… go fuck yourself!

  • DutchChiveFan

    #29, Sopa, Patriot act, what's next

    • DutchChiveFan

      ACTA in Europe btw

    • etcrr

      Rage against the Machine!

      • props when due

        wow stan. first comment ever from you that i liked, and which was somewhat innovative. i would tell you, "good job" but you fucking suck.

    • edslerson

      revolution thats what

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      From how it looks. Iran
      Iran is next.

  • Jay T


    • Brandon

      where is this?

      • TBlack

        Looks like Jade Mountain in St. Lucia. Every room has an open fourth wall and an infinity pool. Wanted to go there for my honeymoon, but couldn't quite afford it.

  • shoobydoo

    dang that looks hella bomb when your hella high how in the hell you get it like that http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/daily

    • DexLargo

      Just put the '#' symbol followed by the picture number to quote the picture. I guess that's a bit tricky though when you're "hella high".

      Here. I'll do it for you: #2

  • Stacey

    #4 … Where?? I must go there!!

    • Stacey

      My google-fu tells me its in some unpronouncable place in Norway. Good thing I'm already going to be taking my KCCO shirt to Europe in September!

  • Anjin-San

    #27 dude just discovered boobs…

    • myself

      DDR teaching guys the glory of bouncing boobs since, whenever it hit the arcades.

    • bud

      he completely forgot he was talking to his mom

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