Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (38 Photos)

  • will

    Your wife belongs in a Tarantino film doing terrible things to people with some kind of exotic weapon.


    • Get Real

      I would like to eat that (ahem) cake

    • Question_Mark_


    • Just Sayin'

      i apologise because she is your wife and you must love her, but holy shit given half the chance we would do unspeakable things to her…

      • I_Hate_Paula

        yes, she would be speechless after the 1 and a half minute session you give her

        • hit it

          still had sex

    • KyleGamgee

      Well done and everything but,

      why does part of me sort of hope the cake didn't taste very good…

    • SMT

      you sir, have won at life!

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      you lucky bastard

  • the_mike

    #40 Your Wife huh?

    Doesn't matter still fapped.

    • yankeesji

      LOL…made me laugh.

    • ben

      Excellent delivery

  • JoeyWJ
    • Cat

      no operations …

    • jklugyhfdtgr

      ex meth addict!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Just Sayin'

      She definitely has a full house now…

      • Hammer_Pants

        More like "Full Blouse"

        • mick0311


        • Wild Frank


        • Drewski


    • Master_Rahl

      She's definitely 'Sweetin'ed over the years. (groan… I know, I know)

    • TommyD

      You should check out the tv show she had on Fuse a couple years ago called Pants Off Dance Off

    • eclipze

      #11 #12

      • db3300

        Don't be the guy who's late to the party and then gravy-trains one of the first couple of comments with an unrelated reply.

    • Camarodude

      am I only the only one that thinks she should at least do playboy?

      • SheriffPablo


    • Justin

      Wow, how have none of you noticed that the company she's endorsing on that drape in the background says, "PINK TACO"

  • Stacey


    Bella is freaking adorable, man

    • Undershooter30

      It appears this is how john gets all the bitches… Good to know.

    • derp

      That dog is truly awesome.

      • germania

        pfft, i bet millions of other people's dogs could also do the same.

    • Ouch!

      hardly recognized him without his scarf.

    • Yonny

      What kind of dog is that? I want it.

      • Hugh

        Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier. My sister has one, Sophia, and she's awesome. They're more like toddlers than dogs.

    • Boogerbombs

      I see that Bella's good at teaching John to do tricks.

  • dazisafag

    #12 speechless,

    nice tattoo

    • Paul B

      Great looking back….. is that a weird thing to notice?

      • asdf


        • Carson

          no it looks great, athlete?

    • _maxPain_

      wait,, what happened to the cake ?!?

    • Madi

      Wait… she had a tattoo?

  • Carlos

    I saw a porn video with a girl that has two vaginas : )

    • peanut3603

      oh really, when did you stop watching gay porn.

      • Carlos

        right after your mom and your GF suck my penis

    • saveferris

      And I'm sure that is the only vaginas you've ever seen

  • http://www.facebook.com/Tomsfoolery Tommy Dieterich

    36 yes please

    • Whosit


    • your welcome


  • dazisafag

    #26 show your face!!

    • Majorfathead

      Bernie is that you?

    • guest


    • SlippyFist

      Why does a Canadian have a southern cross tattoo?

    • brady

      sure shes not australian?

      • The Foley

        Yeah I was wondering the same thing regarding the tattoo.

    • jam

      nice australian tattoo…

    • Smack76

      Hope you didn't ray burn those puppies too.

  • Blue Deans

    #5 Did you get the burger I ordered?

    • _ThisGuy_

      Sorry sir, we don't carry Liter Cola…

      • THE_Yanni

        Ok then how about MOAR COCAINE!?

    • https://www.facebook.com/damonaco Daniel Angelo Monaco

      You ARE the burger he ordered.

    • saltytrey

      You guys got any more of that honey?

    • _maxPain_

      aren't you supposed to be asleep for another 2 to 3 months my pedo-friend ??

    • Justin

      He wants a picnic basket, not a burger

  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    New T-Shirt Idea

    Mitch "Fucking Hedberg!
    thumbs up too make it happen Chives!

    • _ThisGuy_


      You sir, are a genius.

      • The_Dood

        What this guy said… And I just realized his name was ThisGuy.

    • some-dude

      it should be a silhouette of a tree that's really far away….

      • The Dude

        Or better yet a Doubletree!

    • a unique individual

      HELL yes

      • CJ Garcia

        Meeting adjourned.

        ….I had my heart set on quadruple tree… we were almost there!

    • suomynona

      Can we say seriously overrated?

      • aksands

        Wild guess here, but "anonymous", I'm guessing you think Dane Cook is hilarious, right?

        • aksand's Father

          really? he can't have his opinion without being insulted? grow up. and a Dane Cook joke? gee, that's soooo cutting edge now we've time-traveled back to 2005. you're main response to people who don't like the same music as you is probably telling them to "go listen to Justin Bieber". get some damn originality.

          • aksands

            cool story bro.

            • Meh to the 5th

              "get some damn originality."

              Way to prove his point.

  • bonjovi

    #6 That dress was made for boobs as awesome as hers.

    • KyleGamgee

      omg you're right!

      • TheBatman

        it was also made so that we wouldnt have to wear safety goggles around those things. o,O

    • asdf

      Those are perfectly perky. that is all.

    • Alister

      I demand moar. MOOOAAARRR!!!

    • Head Chef

      I bet they are awesome!!

  • Dew

    #12 !

  • http://www.facebook.com/Tomsfoolery Tommy Dieterich

    #36 yes please 🙂

    • Shadrock7

      now you got the hang of it!

    • JoeyWJ

      Hell yes.

      Who is that???

      • Eric

        Looks like Ashley Greene

        • CapnMFingPlanet

          yeah its either her or her evil twin, who might be even hotter due to said evilness 😉

          • MattKL

            Can't be her evil twin, no goatee.

            • CapnMFingPlanet

              id still do her, even wearing a felt goatee

    • _maxPain_

      tommy is a quick learner,,welcome aboard 🙂

  • carl

    #10 Little Stephanie Tanner "Full Blouse"

  • Whoopi_G

    #21 Lucky.

    • Heres_Johnny30

      I'm guessing Fapped

    • KyleGamgee

      I left my camera alone at a party and all I got was a gay man's ass crack.

      Still hot, but not as hot as what you got.

  • Get Real

    #15 Pig in a blanket……mmmmmm……..bacon……

    • Carlos


    • geek

      That baby is just pig ugly.

    • steve

      anyone else think the hand was another pig?

  • nojoke420

    #33 I miss summer

    • mrme

      i sure hope that's her finger

  • The Queeeen

    #10 Methface

    • Whoopi_G

      Looks good to me.

      • 09j4

        probably 'cause it reminds you of your mom.

    • Peter G.

      Shut up, Meg.

    • Wally

      Which one?

  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    Your Face, I like That Shit

  • etcrr

    #35 amazing is right, awesome job 1st responders

    • The_Dood

      I saw something about this earlier. It was a case of right place at the right time. I pulled the following from a news site, citing another news site.
      "According to the news site, the rescue effort was aided by a group of Navy Seabees who were stuck in southbound traffic near the crash. They used a forklift they were transporting to stop the BMW from sliding off the bridge."

    • Master_Rahl

      Good job to the firemen & Navy guys who saved this lady & her kids. What an awesome story. Could've gotten REALLY ugly if it weren't for the Navy dudes with the PERFECT timing and machinery on hand.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Amazing job well down by my brothers in California! Extrication Domination!

    • Sweetness

      Santa Barbara County FD Chive ON! They did a great job extricating 3 people out of a car that was literally teetering over the bridge 100' above the ground. SeeBees were a HUGE help on that call to help stabilize the car! At the point that picture was taken, they had already extricated 10 year old and 10 week old out of the car and were working on the mother.

      • JizzMarkie

        Chive on From Santa Barbara!!!!

    • Ricky

      Our instructor was just talking about this in the fire academy. Hope someday soon to be doing this stuff too.

    • NavySeabee

      Hoo-Rah Seabees

      • Tardy

        Seabees Can Do!!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/asawtelle Aaron Sawtelle

      this happened about 40 miles from me. Have to up it too the work for the Santa Barbara county fire, sheriff's , and chp for saving three lives. And as a update all the in the car are out of the hospital.

    • mith

      Big thumbs up to the Navy and first responders. For the news stories it sounded like the navy was at the right place at the right time… Simper Fi

    • Erik618

      Drove under that bridge on my way to school today. Not quite the time to say Chive on from Solvang i suppose.

  • Whoopi_G

    #10 Pink taco huh? Don't mind if I do.

  • riddler

    #18 I love those guys, but FUCK THAT!

    • DuckDitch

      Jesus! Scary as shit

    • Master_Rahl

      This is a good reminder that these guys should remain cartoons. How goddam creepy is that?!?!?!?

    • The Dude

      No way! Fuckin Awesome! Want!

    • i loled

      BUTT fuck what?

    • Yo diggity

      Butthead looks like gummo

    • kychiver

      Butthead looks like Conan O'Brien on meth.

      • kychiver

        Oops. I mean Beavis.

    • James Woods

      good lookin' sex dolls to me

  • Armidian

    #14 Woot! Finally got her

    • asdf

      someone please tell me she's okay, or that this was staged or something. Wolves are no joke. I've seen them on our campus in Indiana, yeah INDIANA, and I always have a spectacular plan that I'm sure would fail if I were to ever meet one on my walk from building to building.

    • itsgalf

      seriously. The wolf always loses in the fairytales.
      It's about time he got his

  • Brian C

    Damn, time to party. I'm outta here!

  • Ferngully

    Not going to lie… I got stuck on #6 for a while.

    • Wally

      I'm still there . . . .

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