Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Gnole

    Fuck yeah its Friday!

  • Still_Counts

    If only I can catch this pretty little thing when I go fishing


  • hater

    #1. I do what I want.

    • The_Dood

      If that was here I bet the damn Rascal would be going faster than the cars. I followed somebody the entire way home last night going 20 mph in 35-45 sections on clear roads.

    • asdf

      I would pull over to the side of the road, calmly walk up to this person, and then ask, "Pardon me, do you have any…" and promptly BITCH SLAP!! them in the face for holding up traffic and putting so many people at risk for an accident on an obviously shitty weather day. Idiots like this should be sterilized. I'm sorry, I'm sure..nay positive…that I'll get about 200 thumbs down for saying that. But I wouldn't have such road rage if people would just "go". This isn't even a matter of "I do what I want" because this seriously can/will cause a bad wreck, and this person obviously doesn't have car insurance.

      • asdf

        oh, and I still want to play #14 with #6 wearing exactly what she's wearing in that pic. Thank you.

        /end rant

    • Michael

      Hey, I saw this posted to a friend's Facebook feed today….I take that on-ramp on the way home everyday from work. From one Spokane Chiver to another, Chive On!

  • JimmyBoPeep

    #11 That's such win I don't even know where to begin. Awesome picture.

    • http://www.facebook.com/misty.foster Misty Foster

      The marks in the water, remind me of the growing vines in the Super Mario games.

  • pete



    • CrankShaft


      • Izo


        • socalmarti

          I'm so glad SOMEONE knew the reference…..!!!!

    • The_Dood

      I wonder if they're Radiohead fans or if they just did that for the fuck of it.

    • katie


    • Owen Smithers

      Read Nineteen Eighty Four by George Orwell, and you will understand… And see what coming if we don't pull our collective heads out of our asses!

    • Underbaker

      Mathematically feasible with rounding 2.3+2.3=4.6

    • asd

      I'm pretty sure 2 + 2 = Chicken

  • NDcoltsnpacers

    #26 God yes…

    • Sarex

      Does anyone else find that nose weird?!?

      • NDcoltsnpacers

        She had a scene in that movie where she dressed up as Catwoman, so she had the Catwoman nose painted on in that picture. Makes it better because it qualifies for Humpday AND Cat Saturday.

      • http://togtfo.com Don

        I was wondering why a movie from like 4 years ago is still relevant.

        • NDcoltsnpacers

          Nice asses and Jessica Biel are always relevant.

          • ChaseTheWalker

            That ^

    • Jay

      She was amazingly beautiful, and bootiful, in that movie.

  • jeff



    • RayBoogs

      gotta get down on friday?

    • Sluttypanda

      fuck you, that's in my head now

  • SHIT




    • Nastii

      #21 When the other 3 weren't looking I would quietly take a deep breath and duck under the surface.

    • Dano

      #21 is the Devils Swimming Pool at Victoria Falls…

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #3 Same face I would make if you held me up like that.

    • Wild Frank

      That cat looks like blastoise.

    • _Moose_

      Bill the Cat's gray brother. Ack!!

    • JpJ

      "You gotta cup the balls"

    • CrankShaft

      A guy touching a pussy's pussy.

  • http://www.hotgiyp.com hotgiyp

    This is what I look forward to on fridays
    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/OsS8x.jpg"&gt;

    • stumeister

      Feel free to fill name in right here …………………………..

    • Mickey

      HOT doesn't even cum close to decribing you!!

    • Gartdog

      Google search Laura Michelle Prestin

    • RalphLauren61

      And this is why I look forward to your posts

  • big red

    #5 nailed it

    • JimmyBoPeep

      I'm actually more attracted to the drawing.

      • JHL1

        Because your dick is small enough for a stick figure?

  • jordan

    #12 Jeff Dunham's Walter in real life.

    • cr1min4l

      THAT'S who he looks like, I couldn't figure it out, thanks.

    • iheartboobs

      I LOLed so hard! Im so high right now!

    • chiefrocka

      its the old man from everyone loves raymond haha!

  • MattKL

    #4 Soon.

    • saucypants

      Excellent comment. Really a cut above.

    • TSM

      does the water in that tub look a little — used — to anyone?

      • El_Hefe

        used as in pissed in?….. yes…..

  • DutchChiveFan

    #2 What the hell is Dutch cooking?

    • MattKL

      Ovens are a big part of it.

    • MJ81

      A smoke and a pancake?

    • StaticFX

      PA Dutch country (Amish)

      you know what the best part of this town/village?

      if you live in Reading PA, and head toward Intercourse… but dont quite make it to intercourse… you are in BLUE BALL PA!!
      TRUE STORY!!!

      • Khaki Mallard

        Don't forget neighboring Bird in Hand, as well.

    • SpacemanSpiff

      Amish…maar ze zijn meer Amerikanen dan Nederlanders

  • cr1min4l

    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      Obvious racism is Obvious.

      • Johnc

        So stop being racist

      • shitfaced

        It's a joke dipshit.

  • ayjay

    #26. you may now pronounce me whatever the hell you wish miss biel

    • miss biel

      I now pronounce you a stalker.

    • chivebasti

      that outfit was the best about that film

      • NcouthYouth

        At the very least it was right up there to her stripping down after getting her clothes wet…

  • phydor

    #21 and then they died

  • myself

    #4 All I hear in my head is, "my precious."
    #27 Really cool. Oh yes, pun intended.

    • doodad

      I know right.. I thought I was the only one that was reminded of golum by pic number 4

  • Pete

    #11 looks like a human spine which is cool

  • http://thechive.com/ Joe

    I would have that exact expression on my face aswell, if someone grabbed my balls!

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      yeah, why is he holding the cats balls lol

  • http://twitter.com/miss_sara_bella @miss_sara_bella



    #25 awwwwww

  • dashete

    #17 History's most amazing child star killing the world's most diabolical. It almost seems biblical.

    • The_Dood

      Leo is really history's most amazing child star? Really? FUCKING REALLY?!?!

      • Jak

        He made a flawless transition to an adult star which is obviously a very tough thing to do since most child stars fuck it up somewhere along the line. He earns at least consideration.

  • tom

    #12 made me lol so hard

  • MoeReen

    #1 I see you're up in CD'A. Keep the shinanegans comin' keep calm and Chive on from a 509 chivette. And damn, how bout that weather?

    • John

      That's Spokane! My hometown! It's Browne street just before the freeway downtown.

      • David

        That scooter was moving twice as fast as traffic. I do what I want!

    • miggy

      At least the plows are finally out 🙂

  • http://backrowheckling.tumblr.com/tagged/writing Chowdahr

    I went sledding over ice one time and all I could do was imagine how i was going to die.

    • l0ptbuk

      I went sledding over ice once. I was goin 30mph. Then I hit a tree, broke 10 bones in my foot… but I just kept clm and chived on! (true story)

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