Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • Barry

    I'm having a baby Chive!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Is that what they call it these day when all you have to do is take a really big dump?

      – the one you love to hate

      • Woof!

        Toilet jokes? You really are a dude.

      • Barry

        Paula, quit babying out your mouth

    • 6655321

      Men can't have babies. Unless you're one of those "men" that were born a woman and…you know.

      • Governator

        Obviously never saw the movie Junior.

        • d.devito

          a movie? i thought it was a documentary…

    • Darth Ozzy

      Grats man!!!!!!!

    • DaddyD

      Commas really are important.

    • trollface.jpg

      i'm sure it'll be delicious!!

    • forfunone

      Its not mine right?

  • Wet_tosti

    #8 Great way to start the day.

    • Bubba

      where can i register for this school?

      • Leonel_LyL

        It's a Swedish contest for the clothing brand. You're supposed to dress in that and do something you do in real life. I like her take on this, though.

      • Massive Chiver

        What a smart ass

    • http://manologonzalez.com.au manolo

      OMG!!!!!!!! She's wearing two undies??? Find her and find out WHY YOU WEAR TWO UNDIES!

    • Usoagain

      She's doing advanced math, in her underwear….as an Engineer, this turns me on more than almost any of the other chive pics ever…… O.O

      • JDB

        HAHAHA, me too, we're nerds…

        • nerds suck

          you two should make out

      • dazisafag

        meh,, simpmle ODE problems don't impress me but the body does.

    • saucypants

      She forgot to carry the 1.

    • ROJO

      dabg, some joke about good will hunting, quick

    • Dan

      Also a great way to get an A.

    • danlovelace


    • Truth

      Strip calculus?

    • phydor

      math is Sexy

    • northerner

      First thought was "awesome school uniform!"…wished we'd had them in my high school day! Then I realized, no, we'd have had constantly wet shorts…sigh. Beautiful gal, though. Stunning…

  • blub_glub

    #22 Happy Monday everybody. KCCO!

  • firman6

    Just got back from a fire run and was glad to have Monday finally roll around for some more Chive.

    • Gabler

      Cool story bro

  • etcrr

    #16 Damn I miss summer

    • Doddy

      Don't worry we here in Aus are making up for it

      • stan sucks

        don't worry, stan doesn't really miss summer. he just wants to be popular, he says it all the time

        "i'm not stan!"

        "yeah, i used to drive a truck"

    • Vanilla

      I could watch her breathing all day long.

    • Dutchie

      from the movie 'swimming pool.' good film, in which she walks around topless


    I can see why the Egyptians worshiped them now #23

    • Dr_StrangePants

      that's Cat's got balls the size of grapefruit

      • Catalyst

        Someone should take it to the vet! That can't be healthy.

    • Ptesla

      Im not Egyptian, but i still worship pussy.

    • JoKeRo0o

      That is one brave Pussy.

  • WD-40

    The only thing shorter than this DMA is Kyle Williams future with the 49ers

    • saucypants

      Too soon.

    • Philly, bitches

      zing! giants suck too though, and so do the pats. FLY EAGLES FLY!

    • caleb

      Laces out!

  • mcsgwigga

    Could watch #16 forever

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Your life sucks ass.

      – the one you love to hate

      • zowie

        your ass sucks life.

        the one you hate to love

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          True (but only on the first point).

          – the one you love to hate

  • etcrr

    #7 compared to this my childhood sucked, This kid has a pet Elephant!

    • https://www.facebook.com/damonaco Daniel Angelo Monaco

      It looks like that boy is part of a Mahout family. In some parts of Asia, elephants perform the work that heavy machines can't. So an elephant is extremely important to a small community and the mahouts that work with them are a pretty important job to any farmer that needs a stump pulled and a bridge built. If he is a mahout, he and his family have been raising elephants and living with them for hundreds of years. Mahouts (god I hope I'm spelling that right) develop an insanely close bond with their elephants.


        so…you would be important to a small Asian community?

    • testudo321

      As a kid I had a pet dog. I had to clean after him. Considering this is an ELEPHANT ……. 😉

      • i heart doodoo

        no big deal, you just have to carry a trash bag instead of a pooper scooper

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      Elephants are cool.

  • Wark

    #8 Someone's getting an A

    • mike

      I think you mean F…

    • saucypants

      I think you mean a throbbing D.

    • SARmedic

      two "T's" and an "A" in my grade book.

      Oh, and I want to go to there.

    • caleb

      That's the strangest looking kitchen i've ever seen.

  • zgriffin22

    #25 Holy crap… those aren't double stuf…

    • Billamny

      shut up fatty.

      • Alister

        hehe ^^ yeh.

        still though. isn't that cheating? talk about making the fat kids fatter. now they're burning less calories opening the fucking cookies…

  • WD-40

    #14 is all kinds of weird

    • fibonacci5150

      bow down

    • poseidon

      god of war

      • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

        yep, the god of war version of Poseidon =)

    • Underbaker

      You spelled "Win" wrong.

  • Voice of Logic

    #8 That's one way to hold students attention.

    • real logic

      mr. logic, do you really think you'd be paying attention if your professor was in her undies?

  • 2TwoDeux

    #20 Beer drinking ,… probaly the only thing we are really good in here in Belgium 🙂 . Ooh, and being creative with the leftovers …

    • Captain Obvious

      You're forgetting we're quite good at not giving a f*ck :P. +500 days without a government and we did … nothing.

      • h0llygh0st

        We didn't need to do anything, shit was going better without a government then with one ^^
        Also, beer prices are going up again 😦 Damn government…

        • Captain Obvious

          Meh, shut up :P. If my exams are finished I'll be feeling it in my wallet :(.

          • Da Sandman

            gasten, praat es vlaams… :-/

            • realplayer

              tja Vlaams praten op een engelstalige site, geniaal.
              der zit dus wel wa zand in uwen kop.
              en zalig een enorme structuur van bierkratten, wonder where that was build

              • Captain Obvious

                Ik gok een brouwerij of bij Inbev zelf… Waar haal je anders al die kratten vandaan?

  • MikeBedlam

    #8 She's got the right idea.

    And the Giants are in the SUPER BOWL!!!!

    • Charlie

      So are the Patriots…

    • gayants

      you're definitely a giants fan from connecticut

  • myself

    #3 I wonder if it's fuzzy or just looks it because it's soft focus.

  • mooseknuckle907


  • yeah

    #8 i would willingly take that class

  • Fat Bastard

    #3 Paula's favorite coat

  • Sport Royal

    #16 Dat Breathing.

    • https://www.facebook.com/kindlin David Terry

      …is creepily apparent

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #3 I'd barf on that. Twice. Yecch!

    – the one you love to hate

    • JimmyBoPeep

      Ah, we all know you'd wear that in a heartbeat Paula.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Dammit, wanted to edit it but then some asshat had already replied.
        Wanted to add that after the righteous barfing I'd set it on fire too.

        – the one you love to hate

        • hMMMM

          what have you done with paula? this comment was so unpaulaesque

          • Cross

            Paula ….. is ….. evolving!

  • eman

    fuck this DMA, i'm going to the berry

  • http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/daily-morning-awesomeness-thechive-3.jpg redsolocups

    # 6 Seems Legit.

  • JimmyBoPeep


    Seems legit.

    • Kigero

      really?! that's the best comment you could think of?

    • RyanJinjer

      I was just there! puerto plata!

      • SweetDannyJ

        Just visited this fine establishment as well. Cofresi Puerto Plata. Genius marketing 🙂

  • dashete

    #9 Proof, once more, that genius lies in simplicity.

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