I hate my job (26 Photos)

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  • Karl

    Third!

    • Dobby

      input?

    • captain thunderbolt

      Turd..

  • rikooprate

    #7 They're just trying to trick the next fool into doing three people's work under the guise that help is on the way. Ugh. Sorry dude.

    • beegirl

      That happened to me, after 5 stressful years and no raises I left. They hired 3 people to do the job. Only in America! I said "I hate this place" everyday.

      • Craigery

        I'm sure that happens in other countries, too.

      • Rex Hondo

        Happened to my wife a few years back, except they fired her for no good reason (Indiana being an at-will employment state) and immediately replaced her with two people from the company owner's church.

    • myself

      I hate that type of shit. At least you can go out knowing you did the work of 3. I will always look back fondly when I had a boss call me and ask me to comeback because the 2 full time and 1 part time replacement couldn't cut it. He then graciously offered me a 2.5% pay increase. I laughed till he hung up.

    • Underbaker

      Just make sure you put it in your Resume it took 3 people to replace you at your last place of employment.

    • mihaisuzuki

      Seems like help is on the way…OUT! 🙂

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #24 What the hell did you eat?!?

    • majorfathead

      It's the head of the toilet brush

      • penguin slayer

        No shit!

        • MattKL

          I see what you did there.

    • itsashleybro

      I lol'ed.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #2
    A high of -36….fuck…

    • Stadium Guy

      But the good news it that the forecast calls for a warm up…. LMAO in sunny Phoenix….

      • Ryan

        The one time of year I actually like Arizona.

      • caleb

        Not if you're Steve Nash. Christ that team sucks balls and need to trade him. He fucking rules.

    • BillFuckinMurray!

      Joey I was always hoping you would post a Mind the Gap, or possibly Hump Day but I guess -51 will work HAHAHA!

    • dude

      Tampa FL cool 78, yippee yo

  • aciekay

    #17 true story, guys.

    • Csquaredapparel

      very true

    • TheMoose03

      Its like.. Cancel Print Job… *another paper comes out*

    • Underbaker

      Sure they do, as long as your the admin 😛

  • Holy Hell

    #2. Hey just wait till Sunday.
    It'll be a balmy -26 degrees.

    • Csquaredapparel

      were having a heat wave! A tropical heat wave!

    • TheMoose03

      T-shirt and shorts weather.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #18
    Glad to see the circle jerk went well.

    • rikooprate

      Shotgun ass! No babies!

  • horsey horse

    #18 just met Peter North!

  • Solatso

    #18
    Sorry, I really to work on my aim.

    • Solatso

      LOL and apparently my grammar as well.

      • Jeff

        Your grammar is as good as your aim;)

    • caleb

      Really though, how the shit is this person getting thumbs up? Is this sloth from Goonies?

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #4
    One of those jokes that is funnier in your head than after you do it.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Some local shitbirds thought they would be clever and do this at local garden center. Ended up killing about $15000 worth of Koi.

      • OpMongoose

        That sucks, shitbirds indeed. Fuckheads would have also been acceptable.

    • chicago

      you misspelled: not a fuck given than day

      • Jawbone

        Ironic, as you appear to be a moron. Proofread, bitch.

  • Pete

    #9 Well, that's something to not lose sleep about.

    Unless you're in a hotel of course unless… what's that scraping sound?

    • MARKUSBUSTER

      and why is the key card on the floor – they should have just used that.

      • TommyD

        My guess is they had already checked out. Or were checked out while they were away. In which case the card wouldn't work anymore. Hence Senor Chiver having to let them in….ish

  • RMD81

    #12..Good ol Chicken Express

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    #14
    And I bet not one fuck was given…..nice!

  • John

    #13 There can be only one!

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      Holy crap! that is the Highlander!

  • Craigery

    #12 Next time, change the bag before it's full, and that won't happen.

    • caleb

      Best, most pertinent comment yet. Where yu want garbage?

  • gbnedflbs

    #20 That's awesome

    • Stadium Guy

      Drink holders – – Doing it right!!!

    • Justin

      I always seem to have the CD drives that close without warning… i don't see this ending well.

      • Morentho

        CD trays close when you reset the power to the CD-ROM. Come on, we've had these things for decades surely this is common knowledge.
        I bet it's to give BSDO a dramatic effect when the PC restarts 🙂

  • Bobby

    #11 So clean it up. That's why it's called work. Quit complaining.

    • AnthonySyl

      plus it's old wiring. not they they asked him to trace every wire

    • Underbaker

      What is so hard, save and wrap anything over 12 feet for making patch cords, put the rest in the back of a pickup truck and haul it to the nearest recycling center, they pay good cash for copper wiring. You may want to ask "Do you just want me to get rid of it?" first so they don't accuse you of stealing or just turn over the cash once you return.

    • Cabler

      Unless they said to save it that stuff is worth at least 1$ a pound, be happy you just got an unexpected bonus!

  • Jeff

    #25, laugh? At fumbles?

    • that guy

      to soon

    • bigcat72

      Yeah, including one that should have been ours. My rage has subsided substantially since the end of the game. I can finally remember that I had given this season get out of jail free card due to the circumstances. One of the best seasons of football I could have dreamed of. Bitter defeat is all I can taste right now, but I am Forever Faithful! GO NINERS!

      • uhhh

        hey that Kyle Williams is good!
        hahahahahahaha

        just be glad you lost now and not in the super bowl you wouldnt have a chance against the Pats!

  • http://www.kneedeepinabottle.com Navin R. Johnson

    #18 There's your problem…mouth open…

  • Jason

    Need more pics of #3

  • jasgat66

    #23 I'm not getting your point here??? Maybe because it's only Tuesday…

    • la guera

      I wanna know why the soups are randomized?

  • Dunny_

    #22 ….NIAGRA FALLS!!!!…..Slowly I turned…

    • Lil John

      INCH BY INCH!!!

      • Pointed Sticks

        AND I KNOCKED HIM DOWN!

  • _DM

    Israeli airport security did that. I went to college with that girl, can't say I felt bad for her though. She was being an idiot at the airport.

  • uhhh

    #25…go niners
    babhahahaha
    GO PATS!!!

    • Brian

      One f'ing punt……sigh…..Its gonna be a long winter in the most beautiful city in the world. May need to switch to the KCCO poster.

      • TommyD

        May have only been one punt, but how many 3rd down conversions? Oh, that's right ZERO!

        • NY49ersfan

          Eli "Mr Clutch" better hope for the Patriots to hand him the red zone too if the Giants are going to win

    • bigcat72

      Pats and Giants, a rematch only with less talent and no story.

      • uhhh

        says the bitter niners fan

        • uhhh

          honestly don't pretend the niners have more talent than the Patriots

    • Don

      Giants All the way Again. One does not simply Beat the Giants in the SuperBowl.
      Niners lol

      • uhhh

        No way man Pats are on a mission!

  • Party

    #5
    Broke the glass when they could have used the key. Bastards.

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