Let’s stereotype Europeans, shall we. (31 photos)

  • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

    For some reason #14 screams American

    • JDB

      Hate to admit it, but yes it really does.

    • justabill

      Yeah, pretty sure this is a Denny's. Probably in TX somewhere.

    • http://www.facebook.com/misty.foster Misty Foster

      It's because it is. πŸ™‚

    • ...

      Probably because of the mullet

    • Underbaker

      Yep, it is a guide horse named Confetti in Alabama (horse originally from Florida). Here is the story and original picture on page 2… http://www.cranksmytractor.com/2010/09/confetti-e

    • Lu

      no, that represents REDNECK. Being American isnt about owning farm animals.

      • flio

        Correct. The modern douche bag is the real America.

  • OpMongoose

    #30 find her!

    • Kaars

      Oh Siren's Song… You leave me entranced once again.

    • soups

      seriously? She's really gross

      • OpMongoose

        Not seriously

      • Chase

        Found her, it's Zach Braff.

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      That's Ariel, silly. She lives at Sebastian the Flounder's house.

    • Mark

      … a bag for her head

    • http://twitter.com/TJLojikDesign @TJLojikDesign

      Mer-Man pop! Mer-Man!!!

    • Jeff

      thats a dude right?

  • http://twitter.com/PappaDukes @PappaDukes

    You missed my favorite European stereotype. Hot Swedish women.

    • tinke

      #13, definatelly from Sweden. Greetings from your eastern neighbour πŸ™‚

      • ride

        I'm pretty sure that guy is about to finish on the other guy… so yah.. Finish πŸ˜‰

  • tralfaz

    #29 My girl's in the audience tonight and this one goes out to her, this one's for you baby.

    • Suckers

      In america, just saying!

    • DrByronstein

      i think you mean "this one's for you kid"

      • The Foley


  • Shazz

    #9 "HEY! er.. um… HAY!"

    • Tankus

      I can't believe someone thumbed you down, I found it hilarious!

  • Joe

    #6 Sarah Jessica Parker is binge drinking again…

  • Spencer_on_Fire


    Forever Alone

  • jasgat66

    #6… Sarah Jessica's european press tour…. (I know.. I know… That was weak…)

  • https://www.facebook.com/DannoRules Danno Maurer

    #25 Can I bum a smoke?

    • rbrowl

      Fag. It's can I bum a fag.

      • JayJ

        Sure. The NPH post was a couple before this one.

    • vindi

      Making a filter… MAKING a filter….

    • Final

      So dam gross.

  • soups

    #26 pretty sure that's 'Merican

    • fed

      i agree, in europe we don't have free refills (but we have beer at mcdonald's…)

      • soups

        not to mention he's fat and filling up a gallon of pop….that's as about as 'Merican as you can get!

        • truth

          I'm thinking Spain actually.

          • Spaniard

            The Hell no!

            That doesn´t exist in Spain STFU! Méjico maybe…

      • No You

        but we have beer at mcdonald's? If only we had that here at In and Out.

    • justabill

      The signs are in Spanish. Doesn't necessarily mean Spain or Mexico, but it's a pretty good indicator.

      • Imda Dick

        Or California. There's more billboards in spanish than english here.

    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

      The writing on the signs looks like French

    • Underbaker

      I tried to track it down, but this pic is already posted at hundreds of other sites and I am not that dedicated. Lets just say that America does not have a monopoly on fat and with the hanging signs putting it in Spain or Mexico (it is too clean to be in Mexico), I'd go with Spain.

      • soups

        Spain/Mexico/France who gives a shit. This is a thread of STEREOTYPES. Fat people drinking gallons of pop isn't a European stereotype….it's 'merican. An no shit it isn't in the USA the signs are in a foreign language.

        • Dong Chong

          Not foreign for where it is….

        • Underbaker

          Read the title of this thread "Funny European photo gallery", if you thought it was a "Stereotypes" gallery then why did you make the comment "pretty sure that's 'Merican "? You were wrong. that is all.

          • soups

            Title of thread…"Let's Stereotype Europeans, shall we"

            Fat people drinking gallons of pop…not a Euro stereotype. It's an American one. Don't really care about where the picture was taken…it's about the content.

            YOU are wrong….That is all

            • Underbaker

              Damn, thread has two different titles, the one on the top of my browser (Funny European photo gallery : theCHIVE – Mozilla Firefox) and the one at the top of the web page (Let’s stereotype Europeans, shall we.). Guess we are both right/wrong, sorry about that mate. You get free thumbs up from me for a day for messing with you.

    • mmsv

      it's from El Salvador! look it up!

      • Underbaker

        Prove it, give me a link cause I tried to look it up and this pic is at hundreds of funny pic sites.

  • LoveGifs

    #3 I don't think that sausage is going to be used for eating.

    • Underbaker

      Sad Sausage is sad and a little worried by the expression in its eyes.

    • MMZX

      can't help recall "Requiem for a dream" scene: "Ass to ass"

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    "I don't always drink in bars. But when I do, it"s with a horse."


    • Sarah Jessica Parker

      i've taken home worse

  • carl

    #8 looks pretty 'Merican to me…

    • M.O.T.

      Nah this has got to be Glasto or Reading.

    • Kroc

      could be any festival… hell yeah!

    • Trainwreck92

      Well I've been to Bonaroo, and the campgrounds looked pretty much exactly like this. This could be any major music festival. Not neccessarily European.

    • Tijn

      Hell no it looks Dutch as hell

  • Scallllllywagg

    Fuck that noise, this an AMAZING idea.

    • Kmac

      Hell yea…. Pizza from a machine rules. They just need to stick a RedBox dvd renter beside it an were golden!!

      • Johnc

        whoooah… imagine a pizza vending machine attached to a snack vending machine attached to a beverage vending machine attaced to a redbox?!?!?!?! Im gonna go invent it

    • Pete

      Actually… Yeah! This idea rocks. This doesn't need to be a crappy [reformed pizza, there's nothing special about kneading dough. Knead the bread, add some sauce, cheese and meat… bake for a bit. Done! I want to see more of these.

    • Emily

      THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/aggelarsen Agge

    #8 is true… Looks more or less like any tent camp at any Danish festival πŸ˜›

    • Tanja

      Looks very much like Roskilde πŸ™‚

  • Jeff

    #1…been there, done that, yawn
    #5…eight of us caught an octopus!
    #24…find her

  • wisemx

    #17 He rode up on his bike, posing next to the vehicle that we dropped from a crane at the bash. πŸ˜‰

    • http://twitter.com/TJLojikDesign @TJLojikDesign

      That looks like a gun in his hand… where'd you get "bike" from???

      • wisemx

        You don't associate weapons with bikes?
        Most of the bros I ride with, including myself, carry weapons, openly.
        (Not for self defense)

        • Jawbone

          "Bros"??? My god, you're a queer.

          • wisemx

            Two negatives. Please work harder and Chive on.

    • DerJöe

      typical german

    • hans

      He looks like Duke Nukem.

      • Jack Knife

        Deutch Nukem

    • Dan

      Haha, must be some rich German dude, or those guns are airsoft. Real guns for ordinary citizens in ze olden Deutchland – don't make me laugh! πŸ˜€

      • wisemx

        You guys rock. πŸ˜‰

      • nad

        Don't believe he's in Germany actually. The license plate is American, made to look German (probably because he's driving a Mercedes). German license plates usually have two pairs (sometimes threes) of letters followed by three (or four) numbers (AA AA 111)

        • Schtiew

          He is from Germany. The first letters indicate the town or area where he is from. and LEV stands for Leverkusen. the combination of letters and numbers are random or can be choosen. you can select one or two letters and one to four numbers.

  • Shar11

    #30 is kinda weird…..jezussss, :S

  • Lion-O

    that really does seem more of an american thing.

    • truth

      That just shows everyone naturally looks at the absurd and assumes it is American. That is how stereotypes work.

  • dontbelieveeverlast

    sorry merica is reet good yea reet good..U ARE A DERP

  • junior

    #6 A horse walks into a bar, bartender says hey, why the long face…

    • AnthonySyl

      the horse respondes "i'm an alcoholic"

  • julian

    I'm happy being canadian

    • kodakkid

      You just put a bulls eye on the Maple Leaf.

    • Bryan

      you mean "I'm happy being canadian eh" right?

  • Tan

    sideways sad face

    • Lil John

      Dude, you seriously never want to see German porn.

      • Johnc

        it's so violent

  • DanK

    What's wrong with a vegetable vending machine?

  • No You

    #17 Duke Nukem?

    • A2_tha_MFK

      Douche Nukem

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