Babies are naturally helpful I’m told (Video)

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So apparently it’s not until they grow up that they become dicks.

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  • It's420Somewhere

    Babies suck

    • Mikey

      It's thoughts like those that will have you end up on a list for the rest of your life

    • It's420Somewhere

      get it?!

    • Djsammyskillz

      you suck

    • Idiot

      You're the type of people that shouldn't be allowed to have children.

    • pils

      So do you.

    • mihaisuzuki

      I guess you were born a grown up, right? Or through mitosis, right?

    • love the cute people

      so i guess when you were a baby you sucked dick

  • Dakota

    kids are so cool!!

  • Duaneoca

    Alan Alda, I like that guy. Very distinctive voice.

    • MASH

      I agree! Need a Alan Fucking Alda shirt next.

  • Jimmy the Saint

    I want a pet chimp to fetch stuff for me!

    • Matt

      You should watch Project Nim

  • Vic

    I loved it when my kids were too young to talk but old enough to understand everything I said. It was like having really smart bipedal dogs.

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      I loved it when my chimps were too young to…talk…well…and old enough to understand everything I said. I could make them pound my kids when the kids wouldn't listen….it was like…you know, having bipedal dogs…or something…

    • love the cute people

      so u just compared your kids to bipedal dogs right ?

  • uhhh

    GO PATS!!!

    • G-United

      Fart Smats Taco.

  • echogeo

    Now, if we can only get teenagers to understand.

  • Anonymous

    Babies are fun. Can’t wait for my siblings to have some.

  • Buster Cherry

    Maybe one of those kids could help Alan Alda get his career back on track.

    • Out Loud


      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        LOL I thumbed up both you guys lol!

        • Rafael_RS

          I LoL'd when I read that u thumbed up them both

  • Amanda Hugnkiss

    Hawkeye Rocks!

  • Chris

    Looks interesting. I wonder if this doc will be on PBS UK.

    • PandaFucker

      Chinese people eat rice.

  • Man Wall

    There's hope for humanity.

  • Bored

    doesn't matter, had sex.

    In other news:

  • wantomas

    Now if you need me, I'll be in my tent having martinis with Hot Lips…..

  • Marc-André Bernier

    When they grow older, some stop being helpfull and become Selfished… They do not change by themself, something in our society does. Sad fact!

    • nemesis

      I don't think that's fair. What would that child do if the experiment involved 50 separate people with different problems that needed help? Probably help the one he/she is most familiar with (family, geddit).

      Tribes form, resources are scant and the rest is history.

  • kenzington III

    Gotta trust anything hawkeye pierce is in!

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      Meh….he is a Liberal….shudders….

  • dylan

    caption is too spot on

  • Colin

    Are they doing out of innate altruistic tendencies or as a means to receive attention? Indeed, even if "altruistic" is the trait innate because it fosters a perception of usefulness to a group?

  • clearly not smart


  • etcrr

    Kids are very intelligent, the problem is they learn bad attitudes and Ideas from the people around them or TV and schools dumb them down.


      Not trying to be a dick, but it's usually the parents fault. It's just easier to blame something that can't really defend itself.

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        *parents' fault. Please don't execute me Grammar Nazis!

  • @Gingergreek

    Its all about learning and social interaction. at that age they are learning constantly so any kind of interaction or response they can get be it positive or negative is something they enjoy, need and so on.

    When they reach a certain age and the selfish gene really kicks in they may not help because at a certain age they understand about rewards and what is in it for them if they help. If there is a reward at the end of a task then you will get a response, if there isn't you will most likely get no response. For children the social interaction is the reward.

  • Jessica

    This stage is so fun! My one year old saw me wiping things down so he grabbed a wipe and started helping me. I took a video to prove he knows how to clean, for those teenage years when they try to refuse.

  • square

    Selfishness isn’t genetic. It’s a learned trait taught by all of the grown-up selfish assholes who were taught by their selfish parents that it’s all about “Me! Me! Me!”

  • Coach

    Well this is in Germany. I'd like to see this with the typical American baby.

  • Der_Joe

    German scientists FTW!!

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