Welcome to the friend zone (25 Photos)

  • uhhh

    GO PATS!!!!

  • Sir Boobsalsot

    Gents, if you are in the friend zone, make your intentions crystal clear.

    The possibility of #3 happening is VERY real.

    RISE UP!

    • Sir Boobsalsot

      PS it happened to me and I've been kicking myself for it for a long time. D'oh!

      • The J

        Definitely make your intentions clear. If there isn't mutual attraction you save a lot of time and can walk away, if there is, oh yeah!

        • DrGarnicus

          That's the only way to know for sure. If she doesn't want your company anymore, some friend!

  • Craigery

    #13 And of course, that only happens in fiction.

  • Dan

    I finally manned up a month ago and told her I wanted to be more than friends, her reply "we're like best friends". FML

    • nemesis

      Two approaches:
      1) lavish attention on other women while you're out together, gauge reaction
      2) alcohol, copious amounts

      • The J

        Then walk the hell away. Funniest thing is when they are willing to give up the friendship while saying "I don't want to jeopardize what we have." Move on to things that bring YOU happiness.

        • http://www.projectmason.com Scott

          I second this, also known as: The Nuclear Option.

          Sever all contact immediately and move on, it'll suck in the short term, a couple of weeks or so, but it's better than languishing in soft torment for months on end hoping she'll suddenly change her mind.

          • DrGarnicus

            Just call it The Clear Option, as that's what it is.

  • Claire

    Sometimes it takes girls a while to come around…I was friends with my boyfriend for 3 years before we started dating (We've been together for a year now). I knew he liked me, but I didn't want to date him at the time because I was young and immature and I wanted a "hot" boyfriend. He knew he was friendzoned but stuck around anyway. That was really unfair of me to do that to him, and a lot of girls do it because they want the ego boost of having a guy around that will adore them with no risk (its a really immature thing to do). We started dating because after I had dated a few guys and grew up a bit, I was ready to date someone that I knew would treat me well and make me laugh and keep me safe. I think I could actually spend the rest of my life with him. And that is how my "friend" became something more…don't give up, because she is the one who needs you, not the other way around.

    • Travis

      Although I can somewhat appreciate your pitiful little story…..all I have to say to women like you, is don't come crying to guys like us that have stuck around when we do finally leave your undecisive asses. My ex-gf recently told me that "it's just easier being a bitch". Screw that. Honesty, loyalty, and 100% from both persons involved is where it's at. Stop playing the games and grow the hell up before it bites you in the ass!

    • Talon

      Great, great story. I'm sure Mr. Claire must appreciate the fact that you don't think he's "hot". Claire is a fat girl's name….

      • homey the clown

        oh no doubt, both of them are fat & ugly…I'd bet the house on it-

    • The J

      Three frickin' years? How sad is he.

    • Craigery

      "Sometimes it takes girls a while to come" Ain't that the truth?

      • DrGarnicus


    • qwacker

      sooo what you're telling me is that you wanted to get filled up a few times by a couple of "hot" guys, before you had to settle on your friend… you must be so proud of yourself

    • Bingo


  • TheCorruptor998

    and the award for most depressing gallery goes to…

  • http://twitter.com/bckwdboi @bckwdboi

    True Story Bro

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #7 Probably not the post he was hoping for when he submitted the pic. Bottom line fellas…and I can say this because I used to be you…if you have a sexual attraction to a female, you make that clear…in a respectful, non-douchebag manner…right up front, I mean within the first hour that you meet her. Basically, you find a way to say "I think you are hot, you are sexy, and I would love nothing more than to jump your bones…maybe once or twice…maybe long-term with you as my future ex-wife". Be subtle, be tactful, but let there be no doubt about whether or not you wanna make sexy time with her if she feels the same…and trust me, they do feel the same way more than you could ever imagine…so stop imagining.

    • DrGarnicus

      Fuck yeah!

  • IICoLt45II

    #12 thats brutal!

  • Mokuseitora

    Actually managed to marry my one night stand / best friend / long distance relationship. WAS NOT EASY! Took 15 years so… stick with it man. #22

    • Elcastino

      15 YEARS!!! Are you fucking kidding me? No one should wait that long for a girl to figure things out. I don't care how great you think she is, no one is worth that much time wasted in your life. Maybe you are happy now, but don't ever give someone advice that they should stick it out 15 years. Life is too damn short.

      • Mokuseitora

        In this case… it was me who took too long. I had a GF for 10 years… things just didn't work out. So I got the girl I fell in love with in middle school, after college… had my flings, had my fun, and now have a family. Kinda Win win…
        Hope you have found yours, or will find yours in less time.

  • Cigar Guy's Mustache

    The friend zone is eerily similar to the marriage zone.

    • nemesis

      Friendzone has lower taxes.

    • Sir Boobsalsot

      What was that post the other day? "Marriage is betting someone half your stuff you will love them forever"

  • Active_hunter

    Nailed it.

    • Deesnuts

      He lost a lot of years on this bitch.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    "You love her. But she loves him. And he loves somebody else. You just can't win. And so it goes till the day you die. This thing they call love, it's gonna make you cry. I've had the blues, the reds and the pinks. One thing for sure.
    Love stinks!"

    J. Geils Band

  • Bud

    I don't understand this friendzone thing. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying every girl I've wanted has wanted me back but if you feel like you are being friend zoned and you don't want to be then try to make out with her. It may not end the way you want it to but no guy can be in the friend zone if he keeps trying to make out with her. Just man up and DO IT!

    • nemesis

      It's easier than you think to fall into the trap. You think you're playing the long game, but really you're just building a pedestal.

      • Bud

        Bullshit! I've been there. I've had girls try to friendzone me. If you're ok with being friendzoned then you will get friendzoned. If your not try to make out with her. If it doesn't work then try again another day. If she stops hanging out with you then it wasn't going to happen anyway.

        • nemesis

          Did you even read what I posted?

  • GuestofChive

    Reminds me of what I see at the OWS protest : Do shit for me, for nothing but my smile, as I screw you over and get fat sucking bon-bons, using your back to support my fatass! OWS, Friendzone, and Marriage eerily similar.

  • Born Again Virgin

    I think I'm in my wife's friend zone.

    • Mokuseitora


    • http://www.outtalineracing.com tongystunter

      your screen name goes so perfectly with your post! i think i spotted that because i'm in the same boat.

      • Born Again Virgin

        There is nothing worse in this world than sleeping next to a working vagina and not using it.

        • nemesis

          I feel your pain.

  • Dano

    If this happens to someone over 30, they are hopeless. Otherwise, we don't put up with this sh–.



    • homey the clown

      fkn A right we dont

  • luckyB

    girl says shes jealous when you're with other girls but wont sleep with you…how you know you are in the friend zone…

    • Mokuseitora

      your in the, "I want more than a friend zone" not to be confused with "your the man of my dreams, zone"

  • BigManJones

    How did you manage to have a repost in the same fucking post?

  • Oddie Monsta

    If you don’t tell her how you feel DIRECTLY, you can’t blam her. Even if it’s obvious to you, it’s probably not obvious to her. After all, girls are retarded when it comes to relationships.

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  • brent

    A big penis helps fellas. I have one and get laid as much as I want. It's the dick.

    • homey the clown

      ur such an insecure loser

      • trent

        Says the guy with the small penis.

        • homey the clown

          you're sister loved it-

  • Anonymous

    If you listen carefully you can hear all the guys around the world weeping together in camaraderie as we all nod and relate to each and every picture in this post 😛

  • HongKongPhooey

    #25 ultimate of friend zoning yourself

  • trishnicoleee

    Me and my now ex were best friends for seven years. Six went by before he told me how he felt and we spent the next year trying to get past haters so that we could be together… he was also in the military… When we were finally together, I was the happiest I’d ever been. He let people get into his head and tell him lies about me while he was away…. I lost him as my boyfriend and more importantly I lost my best friend in the whole world. So getting out of the friend zone isn’t all it’s cracked up to be…..

    • Frylock


    • Mokuseitora

      Read my post above… I understand where u are… hope the best for you. KCCO!

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