Welcome to the friend zone (25 Photos)

  • DrBoogie_R32

    #25 Sad doctor is sad
    #13 and so began the decline of the show known only as Office.

  • chicago

    What I do with Women to start the "friendship" is with a DATE, and call it that. If she says yes to the "DATE" its clear of my intentions. It goes from there. Those that say no just goes away. Never date co-workers, or woman at the places often go to [bars, hardware store, or those blonde cuties always driving the Beverage Golf Carts]. No lies, no games, just people not interested in dating = fucking.

    Chive we need a post of Beverage Golf Cart Girls…. got any pics?

    • jomu23

      That probably could have been a great post. If and when you learn how to use proper grammar and sentence structure, please re-post.

  • Franklin1138

    I always landed in the friendzone, until I met a girl who doesn't play those stupid games. Then I married her. Now we're both in the friendswithbenefitszone. πŸ˜€

  • Anonymous

    Maybe you should have stayed your a$$ at home in the kitchen where you belong!!

  • Battrry

    I play the friend zone like a champ! getting friendzoned just means that you gotta be a good friend.

    • drew

      dude…… sigh…. men like you cant be helped.

  • BritBerrier

    #21 – story of my life, apart from the occasional drunken make outs :/

    • Ball

      the Bro zone is way better then the friend zone though. If anything get out of the bro zone.. It really is karma, if you friendzone a guy then it will happen to you

    • Minnie the Moocher

      Still picks up the bar tabs.

      • BritBerrier

        i have only ever had two mates buy me drinks, and they made me drink them. a few guys in the friend zone, but that's cos i don't find them attractive.

    • stephanie

      See…..not just guys are friendzoned

  • The J

    The more you suffer, the more you show you really care. Right? yeah, yeah, yeah

  • Red

    I got stuck in the FriendZone with a cute little blonde in college. After two years, I got the clue and threw in the towel. I learned that she married what ended up being a wife-beater. While I wouldn't wish that on her, a small part of me kind of enjoys the sweet redemption.

    • Otter

      Friendzoned by a girl who wanted a guy with a clear, high earning financial career path, which apparently wasn't me. She got her guy and has been financially struggling for years, while I'm living the life she dreamed of. I know exactly how you feel. I hope yours got away from the asshole.

  • VileThings

    #1 You let a girl do that to you, you deserve the friend zone.

  • Some of you are sad

    I've never been friend zoned. It could have to do with the fact that I'm a fucking man.

    • chicago

      girls and guys can never be just friends. I don't start relationships with girls that have "just boy friends" either- fuck that drama to be. End it before it gets going.

  • etcrr

    #1 #12 no way not ever

  • Biskit

    Great post. We want more!
    #22 Killed it! Another superficial chick!

  • burgonite

    Made my morning.

  • http://twitter.com/UbersteinMatt @UbersteinMatt

    I was once friend-zoned lol what a fucked up place to be. Then I started dating that girl's best friend and I never looked back πŸ™‚ In the end the girl who friend zoned me was hurt and sad… now she is single and I've been dating my girl for almost 8 months now hehehe I can actually say I escaped the friend zone πŸ˜€

  • wartsbybrooks

    I've seen #12 a few times, and I SWEAR it's my ex. But true to form, she would friendzone a guy in a minute.

  • http://Thechive Clark

    Ladies, today you should all try to seduce the guy in your “friendzone”… They deserve it!

  • Aznsupastar

    #7 Oh wow… this guy will be forever lonely.

    • Mokuseitora

      or get smart, grow up and have threesomes… just saying… it could happen

  • big d

    stop bitching! go get a HJ from some chick you dont care about and you'll feel better

  • Michael Cudd-Vallely

    I had a girl in the friend zone once for years and then one day boom! she's hot and I'm in the friend zone.

  • Anonymous

    Nothing wrong with the friendzone as long as you can be ftf

  • phillip

    #25 I don't mind spending everyday
    Out on your corner in the pouring rain

    • Soap

      Holding youe shopping as you text your chearing ex.

      • Soap

        Noooo, wide open for the grammer Nazi's , Damn you sausage fingers!

        • Interstate78

          grammAr dude.

        • MacTavish

          Mmmmmmmm, sausages.

    • MrMan13

      /…….\\>–β—– EXTERMINATE!!

    • KFCandWaterMellon

      Is that THE Doctor?

      • Mikey

        But didn't the Doctor friend zone pretty much all of his companions? I mean Martha was the queen of the friend zone.

        • myself

          He has to friendzone, Rose was the kind of wacky ass hey it's a clone of me that's human unfriendzoned exception.

      • Tomx569

        Yep, the ultimate friendzoner.

    • therealsnowman

      Excellent song.

      • Ivana Furburger

        Fuckin' for real, man?

      • Bill Murray

        Maroon 5 is gayer than a dick-salad.

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      maroon 5!

  • guest

    I bro-zoned a girl in high school without knowing it because I wasn't going to cheat on the extremely skanky GF I was with at the time. Years later, I ran into my "friend" while we were both single. She told me how she felt about me and we started dating. She's INCREDIBLE! If you're in the friend zone and she refuses to give you a chance…MOVE ON. You WANT the girl who is willing to date her friend.

  • JohnnyUnitarrrrrrssssssseeeeeee

    Anyone who has been friend zoned needs to hand in their man card at the door. No exception. Get the fuck out.

  • clive23

    Who is #14? Find her so I can be her friend

  • HAmmy

    Funniest Post in my opinion!

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