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January 25, 2012 |
In: FAIL, Girls, Owned
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Category: FAIL, Girls, Owned
I used to be in the Friend Zone all the time. My story was very similar to Toby from#22. Now, when I meet a girl, if I feel she is leaning that way, I make sure I am the first to say "you know, I think we should just be friends." Not sure how, or why it works, but it does. It doesn't work 100% of the time, but when it does, it is worth it.
#7 They're out of your league buddy, know your limits. Don't waste time. always be banging chicks. If you're currently not banging some broad then you have no one to blame but yourself. Right now, some place, some where some chick is trying to get laid. Just like you.
[...] 25 photos of the friend zone – [TheChive] [...]
#25 should be the current Doctor. The last Doctor loved Rose. The current one is neck deep in Amy’s friend-zone. And River Song can go to hell.
"friendzone" – a man who would be the PERFECT boyfriend if he could get you wet
THis is the best thread ever…for the wrong reasons. Make this a regular
#22 needs an award.
biggest stalker award
#22 is one hell of a guy
#19 happens to the best of us
#8 Damn… at the least the human chair can turn around and have some fun with the friend zone. It would be more like a massage chair that way
Haha my fiancee showed me this because that was us during high school & our first two years of college. I didn't every want to say anything because I didn't want to ruin the friendship. She felt the same way. Then one day I just said "fuck it" and went for it. Now we're getting married in June.
You can just feel the hurt in #25 haha
I think I’ve hit level 99 friend zone; just got back from her house where she took off her shirt and bra and asked me to massage her breasts.
She then refused when I tried anything else saying ‘that wouldn’t be right, you’re my friend’
bro…. im sorry. did you try the counter clockwise nipple twist? that is just miserably fucked up and cruel of that bitch to do though bro…. she obviously knows what she is doing here. who the fuck asks for a breast massage? from their friendzone?? would she ask her best girlfriend to do that?? ….. seriously would she? any chance you could get a camera in there next time?? i hate to put you through more agony than needed, but you got some dudes out here that would love to see that!
She's screwing with you. It's one thing to be friends, it's another thing to completely use you (human chairs?!) and play games with you. I'd say walk away.
#23 you are a bitch
Excellent post chive!!
#22 is epic!
Ive been bro zoned before it sucks just as much as the friendzone.
#3 happens way too often
A good way to avoid the friend zone is to grow some fucking balls and put yourself out there. A girl knows if she'd be even into the idea of fucking you so if you go for it and she doesn't want to ruin the friendship that means she's not attracted to you.
I have been friend zoned so many times… it always happens within the first five minutes of meeting someone. I am nice, smart, and in most cases funny…why do women find that…RAGE! WHATEVER WOMAN READS THIS HEED MY WORDS!!!! THE FRIEND ZONE NEEDS TO BE TORN DOWN! GIVE THAT NICE GUY ONE CHANCE! JUST ONE IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT THEN AT LEAST YOU TRIED BUT MY GOD STOP WITH THIS SELFISH BULLSHIT YOU CALL BEING JUST FRIENDS!!!!!
#21 is where I spend my life…
So you're gonna go out there, drink your drink, say "Goodnight, I've had a very lovely evening," go home, jerk off. And that's all you're gonna do.
About sums up…
People who can't relate to this are either the douche bag girl who is doing it, or the douche bag guy shes fucking instead of you.
#25 Any other Doctor Who fans who found that kind of heart-breaking?
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