Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • hater

    #4. Thumbs up for Sara Jean.

    • Chiver

      You just had to say thumbs up didn't you?

      • Chivette

        You prefer thumbs down?

      • A. Chiver

        You just had to say anything, didn't you??

        • not a chiver

          not my thumg that goes up thinking about Sara Jean

    • Counteroffer

      I love Sara Jean. I prefer her pre-op, but she's fine nonetheless. Awesome girl.

    • chiven
      • john doe

        I miss the days of AOTS with her, that was always cool. Candace Bailey is cool too though

        • BigHate

          Pretty sure Sara Jean is on there with Candace. Did you mean Olivia Munn?

  • Him

    #1 Adolescent vampires are dicks..

    • stumeister

      Captain of the Costa Concordia's first day on the job as a bus driver

    • biggles

      Dibs on the middle girl

  • Charlie

    #22 I second that

    • TheMoose03

      Wee wee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    • wisemx

      Agree, terrible commercial.

      • Harold

        Fantastic Commercials!

        • Sal

          Geico Caveman commercials say Hi

    • Guse

      The first little pig one was funny the first two times. After that it got old quick.

    • cocales

      Worts Commercial ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think Im going with allstate now.

      • 4everDistracted

        I dumped Geico strictly based off there horrible commercials. I no longer wanted to contribute to these abominations.

        • BigOkie

          I completely agree. 50 "thumbs up" to this comment if I could. I may not be sitting in their management offices deciding on these things but I can vote with my $$$ and I REFUSE to support businesses that rely on obnoxious advertising to push their products.

          Are you listening local Chrysler/Jeep/Dodge dealers?

    • hailey

      my dog goes nuts EVERY TIME. so annoying. if they'd spend half their advertising dollars on customer service, they might have a decent insurance company… 🙂

      • TitoRigatoni

        My 9 year old autistic son hates that little pig more than anything in the world. He's starting running from the room every time a commercial break starts, just in case this commercial comes on. Just the guy at the beginning saying "Could switching to Geico save…" is enough to send him into hysterics.
        We really hate that pig…

    • DrewH

      I literally change the channel every time one comes on. I won't even watch shows that contribute to this garbage.

    • Kodos

      Bring back the Cavemen and the Lizard…

    • Biggus Diccus

      I want to make bacon out of his ass

    • User5778

      My 3 year old LOVES this commercial. I want to just throw my remote at it every time…awful. Weeeeeeee. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…

      • Unfkngblvbl

        you wanna throw your remote at your 3 yr. old? That's terrible.

        • GamerGirl

          Fuck'n A I hate that dumb ass commercial -___-

    • http://www.Jackelmoto.com Jackelone

      Not worst commercial if your a pig! Not everything is about humans, selfish bastads.

    • Twigfinger

      If you're on "pure adrenaline" you don't talk like you're on valium.

  • J.r


    • J.r

      I agree… insomnia sucks sometimes

  • Hank

    #4 Makes me wish i was a Transformer..

    • TheMoose03

      I just want my car washed.

    • daveh873

      Really? Made me wish I was having sex with her.

      • Hank

        ^ or that

    • Biggus Diccus

      looks like sara underwood from AOTS…..soooooo hot

  • marc


  • Fudge

    #12 Contemplating suicide while wearing a "Just do it." hoodie… yikes.

  • Mad Hittman

    #28 swag level – like a boss

    • Bazz

      Classy Lady.

    • Katie

      What is wrong with people.. I want to know if it was his post or her post that got 21 "Likes"

      • Mathen

        That's absolutely perverted. Any adult that encourages such behavior in young kids should be tossed in jail.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      stuf: The Early Years with Mom

    • AlsDisciple

      It's probably her son.

  • Blunt

    Old Navy still has #22 beat

    • AKIng

      those freaking Progressive commercials with Flo are worse

      I think those At&T ones where the guys are sitting in chairs saying "that was so 20 seconds ago" are getting up there

      • newscot

        "$5 footlong" Subway commercials are like a drill to my head.

      • The_Dood

        The chick eating a stick of butter is the worst commercial I've seen in years.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        Flo is better than a screeching pig. Actually, I would like to make Flo squeal like a pig.

      • matt

        couldn't agree more about the "that was so 20 seconds ago" commercials. If someone said that to me i'd have to punch them in the face for being such a d-bag and say "that was so 5 seconds ago!"

    • Lazarus2k

      yeah tops on my list is the Southwest Airlines commercials shown during football (american) games.

      • BaconZombie

        I love the Little Piggy commercials, I laugh my ass off every time they come on. I hate Arby's "Good Mood Food" commercials. But the worst I've ever seen is the Luvs "Poop there it is" commercial. It makes me want to vomit.

  • That guy...

    #22 By worst you mean "Greatest" "…Pure..Adrenaline."

    • Katie

      Mayhem is better!

      • OZ Fan

        Ryan O'Reilly FTW

      • TitoRigatoni

        Mayhem is awesome!
        Squealing piggy needs to be bacon sammiches, now.

        • GamerGirl

          you know they actually had to re dub this because no one could understand what the little fucker was saying…pure adrenaline, yeah nobody cares

  • Mad Hittman

    #3 Look at my horse, my horse is a fucking rocket

    • Gravy

      give her a rocket horse, bitches love rocket horses

    • Benny

      I wonder what the horse power on that thing is.

    • cr1min4l

      shut up woman get on my horse

    • Xzrane

      But rockets EXPLODE!!!!

  • Rollout25

    #5 Sir, we haven't perfected the cloning process yet…

    • Raylan

      I thought it was just gonna a big shit then this popped out

    • Wet_tosti

      Quick! Give the small one a Volkswagen._ _http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R55e-uHQna0

    • Dr. Evil

      I shall call him, mini me

      • JHL1

        A better line would have been, "Mini Me, I am your father"

  • Vagina Monster

    #24 So much for hunting at night…

  • What

    #25 "CHEEESE!…no, bitch.. give me some cheese.."

  • WD-40

    Must have #11

    • http://melssweetlife.wordpress.com/2012/01/22/peanut-butter-oreo-cupcakes/ Joseph


    • http://melssweetlife.wordpress.com/2012/01/22/peanut-butter-oreo-cupcakes/ Joseph
      • MattyP

        No matter how good those look…this is never OK.

      • CarzyB

        Thank you!

    • TitoRigatoni

      A picture is worth a thousand words. This picture is saying, “Hello. I am a chocolate cupcake stuffed with an Oreo AND a peanut butter cup. I am topped with OREO PEANUT BUTTER BUTTERCREAM and I taste like a dream come true. I taste like Christmas morning and smush-face kittens and all the best things in life. I am the reason you are fat. Goodbye.”
      Ok, not quite a thousand.

    • Greg

      saw it and came.

    • Muadieb

      …the diabeetus

  • Me.

    #27 as if they don't already give me the spins…

    • tim

      the girl on the left has a pretty intricate routine there too…

    • Biggus Diccus

      I really dont care if a stripper does tricks, I just want to see titties and have my dong grinded on.

    • whyme1973

      Very talented. I like the way she works that pole.

    • non

      She has a brown belt in stripper pole?

      • Misfit7734

        I used to manage / hire at a bikini bar and some of those girls can do amazing things.

        • 2pumpdump

          nah you didn't

    • DoomsDayDub

      In real world practice she needs to slow her ass down, otherwise how can we stick dollars in her thong?? The one of the left has the right idea, just bounce up and down.

      • olimpic

        This should become an olimpic sport, I mean it!!



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  • n word jim

    #22 WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I agree though simply awful

  • Brosephnm

    Still waiting for bill fucking Murray in 3D

  • 3MC

    That is a large comment.

    • James

      stop plugging your site on thechive like this! let them do it in a photo cause they're good dudes

  • passwordistaco

    #13 Ain't got shit on Dan Osman

    • Simbaisking

      Apart from being alive….

  • JimmyBoPeep

    Today is the day 3D Bill Murray tees come out! Hell yes.

  • C. Heston

    #15 – fucking dumbass redneck
    #17 – Ahh great parenting skills! Another fucking dumb redneck – and people wonder why the liberals want gun control in this country.

    • domshooter

      i dont understand why hes a dumbass redneck. he could be some ive league guy on vacation.
      and, you do realize that that rifles bolt action is open, and that its unloaded…right?

      why dont you think before you judge you dickhead

      • MrMagicFingers

        He's a dumbass redneck because the hammerhead sharks are on the IUCN redlist of endangered species. That's why he's a dumbass redneck.

        • Guse

          I wasn't aware hammerhead sharks had bolt action…

        • eggnog

          There is no "hammerhead shark", they are a family of sharks with about 10 individual species- only about 3 of which are protected. Judging by the size it could easily be a bonnethead which is not protected and quite common. That's why YOU are a pretentious dumbass.

          • hung

            it is not a bonnethead, it is a smooth hammerhead, bonehead.

            • thedude325

              Besides, the shark smoking a cigarrette looks funny as fuck

            • eggnog

              Yes you are right it probably is a smooth hammerhead – another VERY COMMON NONPROTECTED hammerhead.

          • TIBURONES!!!

            I LOVE SHARK-WEEK TOO!!!

      • its_forge

        Yeah that too, the frickin' thing might not even have a firing pin for Chrissake.

    • BA420

      Gun control would just mean it would be harder for regular people to get guns and easier for criminals

      I lean way more left on the political side of things but i'm not for gun control…it just doesn't make sense. I could kill somebody with a fucking baseball bat if I needed to, guns are for protection.

    • MacNCheesePro

      15 "Fear and Loathing in Cape Hatteras"

    • Stick

      Introduce guns at a young age (Older than that child, obviously it's just a photo-op), so you are able to teach them about guns, about respecting them and the power they have, rather than outright fearing them.
      Fear of guns breeds danger. What if your child isn't scared and you haven't taught them anything about gun safety or how they operate since you banked on them having that aversion, they get curious and hurt themselves or someone else.
      When I was a kid, there were guns in the house. (Locked away) To make sure I knew they weren't toys, I wasn't even allowed to have water pistols, most NERF guns, or even tiny guns for my GI Joes.

      • GamerGirl

        Hammer Head Shark is Hammered

      • its_forge

        This. There's a probably-apocryphal newspaper article floating around about a great-grandma getting traffic stopped and she's got a .45 in the glove box, a .38 in the console and a .22 in her bag, and a concealed-carry permit and the cop asks her "What're you afraid of?" and she answers "Not a goddamn thing."

    • its_forge

      ::waves:: Hi, I'm liberal, I don't want any gun control. Government need to mind their own fucking business, period.

  • Josh Gorter

    #24 aka your mom

  • Elbie

    Princess Leia car wash… My car will get clean but my mind o so dirtier

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