I do what I want (26 Photos)


Do you do what you want? Send your pictures to mactheintern [at] gmail [dot] com. Or don’t, whatever.

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  • Marios145

    #24 dat ass!

    • Username Taken

      Find it!!

      • Not a chubby chaser

        Check any plus size clothing store… found

        • domshooter

          what? look at everything above the waist, shes a fit girl with a killer ass

    • triplecap

      Google Fenny + Supertangas. Extremely NSFW.

      • newscot

        Good advice, but that's not Fenny. It's "tripson the great ass". http://imgur.com/a/wxbit#0
        NSFW

        • Dick Folgers

          Great work man! I seemed to have got lost with your link, but now I'm back…

    • Truth

      F'ing fat… no thanks

      • MacNCheesePro

        Sorry she isn't an anorexic woman with either fake tits or nipples flat on her ribcage and a flat ass. I need a woman to feel like she'd split in half on my dick cuz she's so skinny!

        • Truth

          Just keep serving up that mac n cheese and i'm sure you'll get all the giggle you can handle, and then some. There's a difference between anorexia and a true wide load on the hips. If you can't see that, you have the perception problem.

      • its_forge

        LOL that woman is NOT fat. She has like a 23-inch waist, man. That is Sir Mix-A-Lot's dream right there.

    • whyme1973

      Tripson has such a great ass. Could look at it for days.

    • j22

      its not "dat ass" it's "dose hips"

      • No fat chicks

        Yes, it is those hips. They are the problem.

    • YUP

      Dat ASS has completely changed my view on marriage. Maybe monogamy can exist…..psssssh!

    • Thorton Melon

      You're perfect!

    • Bob

      MOAR!!!!!!!

    • Joe

      Holy shit nice just doesnt say enough
      WHO IS SHE

    • SlippyFist

      Does that medium brown bag say 'medium brown bag'?

    • larry

      #24 is perfect! But I'm afraid in another year she'll be a cow! Looks like she has been growing right along

  • dizzle

    Not sure if #17 is a guy or a really ugly girl

    • MonkeyMadness

      a really ugly guy.

    • Tony

      Yep

      • uhhh

        Talyor Lautner?

        • Jeff

          Just Googled Taylor Lautner…….Know how I know you're gay?

          • It's a trap

            You are the one who google him so…

    • ugly guy

      hahahahahahaha thanks for your comment. This is the guy in the photo hahaha and this is my first time in the chive. I know that i look like a girl but I'm a MOTHER FUCKER TOUGH MEXICAN GUY AND IM GONA EAT ALL YOUR CHILDRENS hahahahahaha (read whit a mother tough mexican guy voice) hahahaha

      pd:
      if the comment above misspelled. blame google translator haha

  • Matt

    Imagine if a foreign exchange student came to America and was invited to do a beer bong but instead thought it was an enema so gave himself an enema infront of everyone. Imagine that.

    • tim

      omg whats wrong with you!? LOL….. LEFT FIELD!

    • Dukeofohio

      why would you want to imagine that,

      • TheAutomaticMan

        Because he does what he wants….

    • fed

      thankfully, exchange students that come to America are not that dumb…

    • guest

      you…you mean it's not an enema? Whoo boy!

    • http://togtfo.com Don

      It is the fastest way to get drunk so it wouldn't be too awkward. Now the next guy who did it just to be cool…That would be weird.

    • Oscar

      true story?

    • 1 1 2 3 5 8 13

      Imagine that your friend who was born in North America and has lived here his whole life was invited to do a beer bong and, knowing exactly what a beer bong is gave himself an enema anyway

  • Anonymous

    21 is on heat mode that doesn’t count

  • CrankShaft

    I got exams today… #27

    • CrankShaft

      oops #26

  • Oddie Monsta

    #24 god help me

  • Jamie

    I like when the Chive reuses pictures. Oh wait, no I don't. Doing that spells one thing: L A Z Y

    • Matt

      they just go over to Reddit.

    • daveh873

      Laser? Could you repeat the word?

    • MattKL

      Congratulations, you spell two words.

      J. A. C. K. A. S. S.

    • unoriginal bastard

      Oh for fuck's sake.

  • http://www.thechive.com Penrath

    #26 …I don't think she could…even if she wanted to…

    • Ned Plimpton

      #blowjobs

    • marcochan

      You'll need to watch this then…

  • Sm1thy37

    GET RID OF THESE FUCKING ANNOYING ADVERTS THAT ALWAYS SO MUCH NOISE!

    • Craigery

      Get rid of them yourself.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Again: Install Adblocker.

        Or: Just let the owners of this free site make some (more) money from it.

        Whatever. Your call.

  • http://www.projectmason.com sowasred2012

    #5 Laziness + Ingenuity Level: First Year University Student

    • stevejones

      Sandlot kid grown up

  • Mad Hittman

    #24 just a couple hundred more, I know you won't mind…

  • http://Wordpress.com Collosus11

    #24 mother of god!!! Chive please find and post more of dat ass

    • libtooth

      just google "tripson the great"

      you are welcome

      • Nerf Herder

        I concur

      • https://www.facebook.com/Evaudio Jason Jones

        DAMN!!!! Great search tip!!!

        • JHL1

          Yes, it was a couple of years ago as well.

  • sshuggi

    #2 Guns… The ultimate free pass.

    • Sylvio Winters

      Hahah actually our SSG was like get the fuck off the grass, so when she turned around we thought… Chive worthy YES!

  • stuf

    asdfasdf

  • Pete_Rock

    wow dude above me, stop trolling

    • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

      for real

  • Scott

    @stuf, go sleep on some train tracks.

  • JohnnyUnitarrrrrrssssssseeeeeee

    Oi ‘stuf’ make your own fucking website and fuck off, fucktard. Or are you too fucking inbred to do that?

    Call it datass.com or shoneekwa.com or nowhitieshere.com. I’ll give you the domain name no worries. No please fuck off.

  • luckyB

    stop trolling….or im about to become racist…

  • http://twitter.com/CerealFede @CerealFede

    #4 made me lol

  • http://.z the brandon

    24. That is all. And stuf, go fuck yourself.

  • Geo

    #24 just made my day 😀

  • Stuf

    I love white chicks.

    • panama99

      A few posts ago you were ranting about the Chive being all RACIST…….what happened did you go touch yourself and now you feel better.

      Why you hating on Mac?

      LOL, you make me laugh.

  • theyellowfever

    You're a credit to your race.

  • VileThings

    #24 Would be a crime not to.

  • Dukeofohio

    #14 wow thats alot of milk. somebody allmost let there w.i.c expire

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