Redneck innovation — because WalMart wasn’t cheap enough (35 Photos)


  • wisemx

    Oh man, all my neighbors made it to Chive today. 🙂
    (Tennessee Mountain man here)

  • Joe

    Wow, Macgyver would be proud.

  • 0rjan

    #21 – Holy mother of god


      Yeah, dual purpose

    • Underbaker

      I can just imagine how this one came about…
      Wife – Whats this thing doing in the bathtub?
      Redneck Husband – Why… umm… that there is our new shower head pumpkin, see it even keeps your shampoo rack from falling down.

    • West Nile

      Can't stop laughing
      Send help

  • EasternCanuck

    #20 luv it

    • Jay


  • Brent

    #8 I think that's a lildo. I've never seen a plunger that short.

    • chivefoundit
    • MatadorPride

      "lildo"?? is that a special kind of dildo?

      • Chuck Berry

        A lil one of course.

    • Biskit

      I think it's a plunger! Never seen a dick (even in plastic) that short!

      • andy

        look down

      • ThatGuy

        Wow, that plunger is longer than the average penis, so the fact that you have never seen a penis that short indicates that your penis must be significantly longer than average which makes you especially manly.

        Can we be pals, awesome manly dude?

    • roodu

      Not a plunger or a lildo. It's a laptop holder OR a dildo(DUH)!!!

  • Derf

    #21 we got a squirter!!

    • dizzy

      fap fap fap fap

    • Shucks

      hahaha. it's a shame 39 folks on the chive have a shitty sense of humor.

      • jew hunter

        nothing to do with the fact this is a copy of the first comment?

        • Really...

          jew hunter?…these pics were all taken at your house, huh? Fucking twat.

          • Undershooter30

            U mad bro?

  • untamedride

    #19 i think i might actually make one of these this spring

    • wisemx

      I already did but with wooden ladders, for vines, and it looked awesome once they grew into it.

  • etcrr

    #7 necessity is the mother of invention

    • wisemx

      Yeah, we do this one all the time for primary fills.
      On the Drag strip we even use them to keep inspectors from finding oil drips. 🙂

    • Vee

      It works, I've done that numerous times, much better than slopping oil all over your engine.

    • Underbaker

      Yep, I'm guilty of this one too, never can find that damn funnel when you need it and there are plenty of milk jugs in the recycle bin…

    • Hippy Dan

      Nothing to laugh at folks…..move along.

  • 65massey

    I was born at really young age, We grew up so poor we were made to take our glasses off when we weren't looking at anything.

    • truth

      I got a feeling we were all born at a really young age.

      • Jay Spivey


  • MikeBedlam

    #27 Best. Fort. Ever.

    • Tank

      I always thought that was a great idea. Might do it myself

    • Brrrad

      … if your name is david koresh.

    • Underbaker

      Think it is actually meant to be a tornado shelter, I think it has win written all over it.

      • jlb

        looks like a flood shelter to me

        • Perflompst

          Underground grow room for the ganja

        • Underbaker

          Leonard Hofstadter: Hey, Penny. How's work.
          Penny: Great! I hope I'm a waitress at the Cheescake Factory for my whole life!
          Sheldon Cooper: Was that sarcasm?
          Penny: No.
          Sheldon Cooper: Was *that* sarcasm?
          Penny: Yes.
          Sheldon Cooper: Was that sarcasm?

        • majorfathead

          All the best flood shelters are below ground

    • Derbymon

      Up in the hills here…I can show you two of these. That's yer underground grow room.

  • Cameron

    People using an ipad for a cutting board are too cheap for walmart?

    • Schadeboy

      My thoughts exactly.

  • Ned Plimtpon

    #15 OSHA approved.

    • GernBlansten


  • etcrr

    #11 you do what you have to get by these days

    • El_Hefe

      and it probably adds another +10hp

    • Wolfpack Steve

      Jeep 4.0L

      Once you pop you just can't stop.

  • chicago

    #21 cashed in my frequent flyer miles to stay at this Hotel for 2 days. They had this, I stayed for a week…

  • Zedhere

    #34 Safer to trip over than those old school metal or the plastic ones. Would have saved me a foot injury or 2 when I was a kid.

    • Wolfpack Steve

      This is brilliant

    • Samantha Kristal

      I want to make one this summer, don't care what my neighbours think!

  • echogeo

    Have they been introduced to the Chive yet?

    • DerJöe

      find the left one. She seems Chive-worthy

      • chicago

        Two Girls one Oar

  • Basil

    When we were young we were so poor that our mother had to cut holes in the bottom of our pant's pockets so we would have something to play with.

    • TheBigboppper

      Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?

      So they have something to run their fingers through.

    • Adam

      You had pants?

  • Anonymous

    I used a red bull can and hose clamps to dun fixed my muffler.

  • The Real World

    Done that.

    • TheBigboppper

      did this every week with my old 1981 Volvo station wagon

    • namal

      so many times

  • rikooprate

    #3 if you can't fix it, DUCT it.

    • Yo Mamma

      I'll help you
      If you can't Duct it, F*ck it

    • Si1entStatic

      only flaw I see here that he taped the shells to the gun. it'll be tough to reload when the Zombie horde is after you… bonus point for the secondary firearm.

  • The_Dood

    #13 Nice guitar strap too.

    • Bun B

      Fuck your mom.

  • Pearl diver

    #31 Going up at my place this summer.

    • Youpoorfucker

      Make sure it doesn't violate the trailer park covenants.

  • The Real World

    I had a radiator hose blow and used a soda can and duct tape to repair it. It worked to get me off the side of the road. If this defines redneck, we must be brilliant.

    • Zedhere

      AS long as it's a QUICK fix… but the hose clamps lead me to believe this is a perma fix.

  • theonlyguy

    Dude #7 and #11 is something I would do.

  • Shuckytyme

    Say what you will, #20 has forever changed the way I peel potatoes!

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