Scene and emo girls I found down at the local zoo (32 Photos)

  • firstbitches


    • Tyrone Shulaces

      You're a fag.

      • firstbitches

        i was still first bitch

        • Tyrone Shulaces

          But i was saying..are you a fag? cause im gay and i like Fags? can i have your phone number?

          • firstbitches

            NOOOOO you cannot have my phone Numner Jeeze keep it in your pants.. Homosexual person

            • firstbitches

              U BEEEN TROLLED

              • MOAR

                perfect scene to troll..Emos

          • Tyrone Shulaces

            That wasn't me, somebody is using my handle because they have nothing better to do than sit around and say "first". (Some fag)

      • firstbitches

        Hmm..Tyrone..can say Fag in here but not me?

      • Tyrone Shulaces


        • Tyrone Shulaces

          That wasn't me, somebody is using my handle because they have nothing better to do than sit around and say "first". (Some fag)

          • BentWrenches

            Love your screen name,Tyrone.

            • TIERONE CHULACES

              I think Chive is a pretty cool guy. eh trolls posts and doesnt afraid of anything.

            • Tyrone Shulaces

              thank you bent wrenches do you want my phone number too? i would love to hook up with a manly guy with a manly name like Bentwrenches

          • Tyrone Shulaces

            That wasnt me it was just some homophobe that refuses to accept me comming out of the closet.. GAY PRIDE YO!!

    • @Zordabo

      lol @ your balls

  • Tyrone Shulaces

    #28 BLECH! WTF?

    • DeDav

      Also known as the "Scene Wolf," this wild creature has been seen yelling quite often with its parents, and using its iphone at the most inopportune times.

      • TheAutomaticMan

        wrong, snooki fucked a raccoon, this horrid creature is its offspring

    • cabseven


    • DoomsDayDub

      Yeah, I am all for self expression, but if these chicks aren't screaming for attention, no one is.

    • Pudge


      • mihaisuzuki

        Gasoline fire if possible.

  • echogeo

    If you are going to than you want to match your lava lamp.

    • Scott

      Tits man, tits.

    • Thomas

      I'd hit it

    • FoCoLivin


    • TATW

      those are built for pleasure

      • AlbinoAaron

        Pretty sure lava lamps are meant for purely for show. To each their own.

  • Shant1k

    #13 Sexy.

    • Elbie

      I hope you're refering to the tree

    • Carlos

      #18 Not on my watch

    • BentWrenches

      That's a man,baby!

    • lowrydyr

      looks like Tom Brady in drag

    • KorovaMilkBar

      Back off Shant1k, this here's my bitch.

  • cocales


  • Ned Plimpton

    #4 Never been with a hot emo chick…. I'd like to think anything goes with them.

    • Huell

      So then WHY haven't you been with one?!?

      • Ned Plimpton

        Probably because we'd have nothing in common… I don't wear eye shadow, cut myself or watch Twilight.

        • TheAutomaticMan

          I dated one once, relationship was completely stale outside of the bedroom, in there however, her lack of a gag reflex made up for her own mediocrity.

          • 2pumpdump

            Got her #?

            • TheAutomaticMan

              I could probably get it, but i can't imagine my wife would approve

          • Ahkmed

            AutomaticMan is as they say on the American television set, a real man of a genius.

            In my country we call these a women naicamedoline, which means creature of the evening time.

            • wege

              a prostitute?

            • TheAutomaticMan

              Genius is a word thrown around too much these days, i played in a heavy metal band, so i was exposed to tons of girls like this, majority of which were the same. I was far from genius, snagging a girl like this for even a short period of time, was easy. Have tattoos/like tattoos, and know the name of the piercings they have. Show some attention to them, that's all they really want anyway, or they wouldn't dress so damn strange. It has nothing to do with being different.

            • Banff Chiver

              You sir are an ignorant douche!

              • Stoops

                And an obvious troll, so likely not as ignorant as you may think.

    • Peep Show

      Just another teen fad.

      Individuality through sameness.

      Remember grunge in the early 90s? "Oh, I'm non-conformist, and so is my group of 10 friends."

    • GernBlansten

      That's the new Tickle Me Emo doll from RealDolls. Now you can do whatever you want to an emo chick without actually having to listen to them speak.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Despite the retarded hair and overdone makeup most of these girls are pretty hot. Emo chicks like pain so anal is always a possibility.

    • 98054

      that's not emo. it's scene(which is just as bad).

    • ...

      I'm not quiet sure, but she looks more like a goth than an emo…

    • nananamatman


  • firstbitches

    you forgot PEDOBEAR..sheesh..teens whats next chive?

  • misschris

    #8 Rainbow Brite is real!

    • Dave

      Hi miss chris! Was that you in the redheads post this morning?

      • misschris

        No, I'm sorry, I was not in this last one

        • Dave

          Oh well, it is fun when you pop up occasionally. What ever happened with your sneaky co-worker that submitted your pic. Was he surpised that you caught him? I would love to have seen that.

    • JHL1

      This girl shits little colorful pellets…. and that's where skittles come from.

  • Paul

    I bet their Parents are just so damn proud of them.. and #13 is a girl?

    • spydermonkey

      Pretty sure that's a dude.

      • fibonacci5150

        nope, Kahjit.

        • Active_hunter

          a what? Or a who? Will fire kill it?

    • PalpGutz

      Looks like Heath Ledger

  • Desmond troyer

    I love all of them except 13, 21, and 24

    • Dufius

      Don't forget 30, Bro.

      Also, Same here… All hot as fuck!

    • Jimmy

      Yeah #21 is crapping her pants there.

    • Der_Joe

      second that

    • ZachBob

      #13 #21 #24 #30

      You guys need to cater to us lazy people more often.

      • The Foley

        I think #24 is hot, and her rocket studded leather jacket implies to me that she's not emo or scene. Also I like her hair cut, oh and she doesn't look quite as young as the others.

        • Your Dirty Bird

          It's Rooney Mara from The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (the English version)

  • Big Los

    Say what you want, but the majority of these chicks could still get it tbqfh imho

    • Dick Salad

      I'm all for the chicks… Insecure emo chicks = easy lay. Carnivorous hunting animals always single out the weakest in the pack for a reason… Sorry I'll be an asshole and call it how I see it.

  • Clearly

    I mean, a couple of them are trying too hard, but there are some seriously cute girls in this thread too.

    #4 and #6 are my favorites.

    • Seldi84

      I concur. Maybe with #3 thrown in as well.

      • Johnc

        the 3 ugliest I hope?

    • Lisa Ruffolo

      I agree, some of these girls would actually be cute or pretty without all the extra crap. Hoepfully for them this is just a faze.

    • Jeff

      good choice my friend

    • Dustin m

      the blue haired one is a model from sweden. she goes by the name Twiggz or twiggx

  • P Dangerously

    They’re probably fun in the sack

    • captiandropkick

      Nah, If we go by how they all look then they are most likely mildly confusing in in bed

  • dbolusaf

    #13 LeStats retarded brother is up the goddamn tree again, someone grab a stick.

    • justin


    • femtrooper

      I spit soda at "grab a stick". Thanks for that. lol.

      • Glibly

        "I spit soda.."

        No. You didn't.

    • @danieljillm


    • mittens

      ROR! Well played sir.

    • Kells Bells

      I LOLed so hard my coworkers came running… busted. Thanks dude! 😉

    • Greg

      Made me laugh. Thanks

    • Michelle

      too true!

  • Nick_FTW

    #7 emo or not she is very cute

    • Hench4Life

      Actually that's a dude.

    • I live in the 1950's

      It's the headscarf.


        Its a bandana – jeez! Its like you are in the 50's

        • Kellen

          A schoonar is a sailboat, IDIOT!!

          And yes, #7 is indeed cute (and also probably the least emo of the batch)

          • lol

            You got the quote wrong, and then spelled it wrong. It's "A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head!"

            • Kellen

              Trying is the first step towards failure.

              • zowie

                the moral of the story . . . never try

    • guest1million

      Sorry dude, thats a dude.

      • TTT

        Meh. He can still suck it…dude.

    • jroij


  • nick

    O hells ya, find more and make this a weekly post pleeeeeeeaaaaaaassssseeeeee

  • Steamboat Willie

    This was surprisingly easy to masturbate to.

    • Bud

      Most of the stuff people post on here is dumb as shit. This seriously had me rolling.

  • Sarcasm guy


    Not seeing the problem here.

    • Do0zer

      I agree with you fine sir.

      • Do0zer

        Linsey Potter by the way.

        • thechevron

          thank you

    • Jack_LeMac

      Come on man, she's clearly not dressed to be in a forest

  • theblenny

    #25 Nice teets

    • chib

      lol nice call

    • Hebert

      The latest bread … Emo + Hipster : The Hipsmo

  • Seldi84

    #2 #4 #6 I've always been a sucker for a girl with random hair colours.

    • j22

      So have I. Love it.

    • dustin m

      the hottie with the blue hair and goggles is Twiggz nd she models in Sweden. SExy euros

  • 90police

    #7 and #14 are super hot.

  • Lowrent75

    Nope. Sorry. Bash away just not my thing.

    • Bodhi


    • VileThings

      What's there to bash? Tastes differ and fortunately so. If everyone liked the same stuff the world would be pretty boring.

  • What What

    Boner level one achieved

  • sdc

    #13 i'm pretty sure thats a dude (more or loss)

    • frederic

      whatever gave you that idea….?

    • Bryan


    • Zachary Lyons

      I am pretty sure thats the point.

  • Jeff

    #5 – DANG!

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