Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • Me.

    #6 You're stuck..

    • Kim

      Is he wearing a onesie?

      • captain thunderbolt

        Yep… and a pretty shitty onesie at that..

        • Jack Knife

          Its only shitty if it doesn't have a back flap.

          • The_Dood

            I would think the ones without the flap would be shittier…

            • JHL1

              Yes, that is what the person above you said an hour before you.

      • Dylan

        A Forever Lazy?

      • Lisa

        I really hope it's one of those Forever Lazy things

    • Rafael_RS

      Captain Obvious strikes again!

    • Rhomboid

      Thanks for the fucking obvious.

  • That guy...

    #9 P-Obizzmal

    • COCO

      If he had a style like that, i would never vote for him–FACT

      • This guy...

        Still won't vote for him– AGAIN…

      • ThatGuy

        Why not?

        • That guy...

          You're not "That guy…" I am… and because he's a lying piece of shit and NDAA

    • Mike

      I see this dude at the bus stop by my house all the time

    • Harold


    • you are not funny


    • tralfaz

      Reminds me of those alt universe Star Treks where every one has a mustache or a scar.

  • hater

    #1. Achievement unlocked.

  • whydidijointhis

    #10,checked in on the KIDS? false. you'd be dead.

    • biggles

      dear diary……JACKPOT

      • Dam done good


  • Figures

    #8 Last twilight: Death of Edward spoiler..

  • Paul

    #10 Well now you know what to make for breakfast in the morning….JUSTICE!

  • MattKL

    #25 Good God almighty!


      What I wouldn't do to Hillary

    • truth

      The only appropriate use of a beaded curtain.

    • chivefoundit

      #25 Hillary Fisher

    • Birdhaus32

      That's about as close to perfect as you can get. JEBUS!

  • Joe

    #17 Thank god.. my penis gets sick a lot..

    • COCO

      You are nasty.

      • Joe

        Grr baby..very Grr! 😉

    • Dr_StrangePants

      yep, the little guy goes ACHOO! like 3 times a day.

      • BARTMAN


    • JHL1

      So there was a cucumber, pickle, and penis talking about how bad their lives were.

      The cucumber says, "My life is terrible! When I get big and hard they chop me up and put me in a salad!!"

      The pickle says, "That's nothing! When I get big and hard, they stick my in a jar full of vinegar and vacuum seal me!"

      The penis says, "My life is the worst! When I get big and hard they put a rubber tarp on my head and stick me in a dark room and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!!!"

  • Mike B.

    TV volume while watching womens tennis….

    • Johnny Two Toes

      Commercials play the volume louder because they know you go to the other room to use the bathroom/get something to drink, etc.

    • Yes

      The FCC is actually passing new rules for all of that to stop. Commercials will have to match whatever is being broadcast.

  • fred

    #21 Great penmen ship… deserves an A

    • Brent

      This pic cant be real… It doesnt even have a class name, and all it says is (100 words) next to the Question…..100 words or less? 100 words or more? Awful attempt at pretending they actually did this in school.

      • YUP

        Dear Brent,

        Fuck being a realist! I know it's early, but you need a beer. And a blowjob if you can manage it. Cheer up, fucker!

  • theKev

    #25 One of the cutest girls I have seen in a long time!

    • COCO

      Below average to me. 2/10

      • truth

        Please post a picture of anyone in your life that qualifies as 'average' please.

      • caleb

        Your gay uncle called, he wants his…..ahh never mind, you're an idiot.

    • Brian

      Indeed. Need moar.

    • jhf60

      So … who is she?

  • Elbie

    With #25 I wouldn't need #14

  • Beautiful

    #25 Real life leg lamp 🙂

    • MattKL

      Fra-GEEL-ay. Must be Italian.

      • Rocks Off

        Um, I think it says "fragile".

    • http://gfys.com LoganExplosion

      It's a MAJOR award!!

  • myself

    #13 Pretty cool idea.

  • Cyberfunker

    #14 I want it so I can watch the Wheel of Fortune with #25 laying next to me

    • radishes

      wheel of fortune has to be one of the stupidest shows in the history of television

      • Guest

        Pat Sajak is a badass and Vanna White is still a major hottie. Piss off.

    • Chris

      It's 'lying', not 'laying'.

      • The_Dood

        Depending on what he was trying to convey, it could very well be laying.

  • Mad Hittman

    #24 second part of the pic could be applied to porn too.

    • The_Dood

      And most internet radio.

  • chris

    Use a DD this weekend everybody. I lost a friend last weekend to a drunk driver. I'll miss you forever Jenna.

  • good guy greg

    He really blew that shot…idk if he made the free throw though #11

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #16 Be thankful he's doing this in stead of acting.

    • Mister Ister

      Jeff uhmmm Gold uhmm Blum will uhmm fiiind a uhmmm way.

    • ThatGuy

      Jeff Goldblum is a good actor. Have you ever seen his rendition of 'the fly'?

  • Just Sayin'

    #7 china's new population control method.

    • guest

      cracked me up…

  • dashete

    #19 Hardcore B.F. Weekend!

  • COCO

    I stayed up to catch DMA. Not worth the wait cause the pictures are average and not funny.

    • OCOC

      Dude do you really think fucking unbelievably awesome shit happens every 20 seconds and some big titted bitch is there to capture it with her fucking iphone to post on the internet? More like 30 seconds so you can just simmer the fuck down and be thankful for what you have or the internet police will come and take away your troll license.

    • captain thunderbolt

      Aww you poor fucker…Now you can whack off and go to sleep..

    • OCHO

      I'm guessing the last bit describes your life as well.

    • COCO

      All the hate for my honest comment. You people do not have any lives

      • Lisa

        I mean to be honest, neither do you if you stayed up just to see this post…

    • Peter G.

      Shut up, Meg.

    • Deezy

      if you don't like it you can either visit another website or go fuck yourself. your choice.

  • Vic

    # 25….thats a keeper right there.

    • Vic


  • The Bandit

    #5 …never have to pay for parking again in car park….just drive right through under the barrier
    #14 …is very cool…and #15 very stupid!

    • therealguy

      #15 WTF?!?!

  • Chivette11

    #25 Hell I’m a chick and ill say it- find her. 🙂 haha

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