Shit guys don’t say out loud : theCHIVE

January 30, 2012 | In: Funny, Random, Video

Out loud, anyway.

kt

“YOUR BABY IS FUCKING UGLY.” lost it. haha.
Dakota

i apologize to all women who now know what guys are thinking about……. ALL THE TIME
pufffdragon

Apologize for what??
Hand in your man card now .

James

Anybody notice one was wearing a KCCO Shirt
Fickled pigs

Hold on, have to type one handed, I'm masturbating…
James

I'm sorry this post is so late, I was masturbating while pooping.
Bryan

"No, of course you can't have my credit car."
Mike Hunt

I am going to use this sand to help me masturbate.
guest

boring…
Lauren

this made my day… thank you
babyface

Im only going down on you cause i cant get it up!! hahha classic
tito

"i masturbated 20 minutes ago but i saw a girl hotter than you on the street, now i'm masturbating again."
Adam

half that shit i do say out loud

Frank Dogg

Me too, especially "Dont go in the bathroom for a while, I just pooped"
Yo Mamma

Me too, "I have a boner" all the time, followed by, "please fix it"