January 30, 2012 |
In: Funny, Random, Video
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Out loud, anyway.
“YOUR BABY IS FUCKING UGLY.” lost it. haha.
i apologize to all women who now know what guys are thinking about……. ALL THE TIME
Apologize for what??
Hand in your man card now .
men don't apologize!
Anybody notice one was wearing a KCCO Shirt
Hold on, have to type one handed, I'm masturbating…
I'm sorry this post is so late, I was masturbating while pooping.
"No, of course you can't have my credit car."
I am going to use this sand to help me masturbate.
this made my day… thank you
Im only going down on you cause i cant get it up!! hahha classic
"i masturbated 20 minutes ago but i saw a girl hotter than you on the street, now i'm masturbating again."
half that shit i do say out loud
Me too, especially "Dont go in the bathroom for a while, I just pooped"
Me too, "I have a boner" all the time, followed by, "please fix it"
That dress does make you look fat.
I can't call you later, I'll be out trying to fuck other women.
What the fuck were you thinking getting that tatoo on you, it looks like shit.
If you didn't have that ass, I wouldn't have said, "No I insist, after you…"
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