To the Chivette who sent us this photo, the officer would like to ask you out on a date

lead chivette To the Chivette who sent us this photo, the officer would like to ask you out on a date

As the story goes, last week one of our Chivettes ran into the Chiver up there. He didn’t give her a ticket that’s for sure, instead he just took a photo with the girl because he thought it was awesome to have finally met a Chivette. This is where things get fun.

The photo appeared in the DAR last week after which I was contacted by the officer, Ryan, with a request. Ryan told me how he was so ‘shocked’ to have met a Chivette, he forgot to do the one thing he intended upon doing, asking for her number. Because it was the girl who submitted the photo of the two, he asked if I might give him her email.

Because of privacy issues I can’t do that but I said I’d give the Chivette his info and let her contact him if she thought he was a dashingly handsome gentleman. I went to retrieve the girl’s submission email and… nothing. But I’d just seen it the day before, hell I used her photo in the DAR. It’s gotta be in here somewhere??… nope. I may have deleted it accidentally or it was likely just lost in the abyss that is the Chive Inbox.

But this photo has been scratching my brain for the past week. I mean if these two were meant to be together and I did nothing, my Karma would take a nose dive, man. It’s already at a tipping point because of something I did last weekend to someone that you should really only get to do on your birthday.

Now for all I know this Chivette has a boyfriend and he’s currently throwing his computer out a window and punching babies. But maybe there’s a connection here. Ryan seems like a good dude and these two do seem to enjoy wearing matching outfits. So if you are the mystery Chivette and you think Ryan has a shot at the title, email me at thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com. Let me know if you’d like Ryan’s contact info, I’ll pass it along and restore balance to the force.



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  • stuart

    Let's hope this does end in the FriendZone!

  • steamyray

    this story is overshadowing what a beauty john is for sticking it back door and writing about it in a post.

  • thegame

    sooo… what i see here is a cop who is openly admitting to a double standard, as well as profiling. i can't even begin to tell you how many times i've heard, "you know, i HAVE to write you a ticket for this?" you HAVE to? right. funny how this cop didn't HAVE to write this young lady a ticket once he noticed how hot she was and that she was a chiver. no blame on her part, if guys could use their sexuality to get out of speeding tickets, lord knows we would. i just hate most cops, for these kinds of reasons. gimmeabreak douche bag, and do your JOB.

    • Swerdna

      Get a grip… Good for her. If you are naieve enough to think that this wold doesn’t have double standards, wake up and stop being a dick. Maybe if you were not a douch you will get out of a ticket too.

      • thegame

        yeah, speaking of being a dick. or should i say cunt?

    • guest

      so… he is a border patrol agent, and they don't stop people for speeding or any other moving violations, and she doesn't appear to be in a car. seeing as how she is white, it is textbook non-profiling.

  • Pstache

    He is not a cop. He is Border Patrol. They do not give out tickets. Either way the idiot shouldn’t be taking picture on duty.

  • tcja4

    Please let us know the outcome.

  • Edaea_Sinid

    I have a bit of mixed feelings about this…in one way, sure, it's nice, a chiver and a chivette. On the other hand, no one likes even when our friends try to hook us up with someone we're not interested. Now add hundreds and its seems like this is what's happening. The girl was happy to avoid a ticket and he to meet a chivette. Something's shouldn't be played with.

    And I'm sure no one here would like to be in the boyfriend's position. Or girlfriend if said agent was a girl and said girl was a guy.

  • thegame

    ahhh it's soooo cooo! nahh, you see, bro, i choose to live in reality. you know… where this kind of thing is frowned upon.

  • Todd

    I think she is right where she belongs, by my side. No pun intended good attempt as well kimosabi its, to say the very least, extremely flattering. I almost want to throw myself in your direction because of this. Makes me wish I would have thought of this little skit to get her number. She is the best a man could ever ask for and I do love her dearly. Early bird gets the worm my man.

  • bcchiver

    So i guess that answers that question.

  • Ed Greaker

    All of those guys are idiots, Chive should have a section just for single Chivers to get in touch with each other

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