Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

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  • Sellers

    #49 certainly gave it the good ol' college try. Also, Taylor is a sight hotter than I expected. Damn.

    #50

    • Guse

      No wonder the cop asked her out. That first picture didn't do her a bit of justice.

      • reality check

        I told all you drooling Chivetards that this cop didn't have a shot…besides, she's hot (but not that hot.)

      • Herp McDerp

        funny what a difference there is between a candid shot on the street and one that probably took 10-15 different takes in the mirror

        • 40398

          exactly. if anything the first picture is what she ACTUALLY looks like.

    • Ryan

      FML

      • daveh873

        KCCO

        • dontbelieveeverlast

          ITS OBVIOS U SET OF NOB JOKEYS THAT THIS IS A MOCK'D ROMANCE, CHIVE AV DONE IT TO CREATE SOMETHING FOR U FAT UGLEY CUNTS TO GRAB A HOLD OV , TO KEEP U BELIEVEING YOUR GIRL OV DREAMS WILL ONE DAY ARRIVE, ONLY SHE WONT CUS YOUR DERPS WHO SUK COK

          • joe

            I read your comment in the stupidest voice possible

            • Newt Gingrich

              well judging by his grammar and spelling, you have to assume that his actual voice is more stupid than any voice you can imagine….

          • Dray

            sorry to burst your bitter bubble dude but some of us have already found her.
            Does it make you feel better if you pretend everyone else is as damaged and miserable as you?

      • Evan

        BFD she ain't married last time I checked…ask her if she has some friends.

      • itsashleybro

        Aww, hugs. Gotta love a man with balls. And handcuffs.

        • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

          Zoinks

        • Patches

          A man with balls? He couldn't ask her out to her face so he got a website to ask her for him! Pretty much the online version of "I like so-and-so, can you ask her if she likes me too?".

          • Navyadam

            Yeah, a cop in AZ is getting sued over asking her face to face. Not saying Taylor would do that, but why should he risk getting sued?

            He did exactly what any good Chiver should do. He KCCO'd!

            • Nefaarious

              Its sort of an unwritten rule that you dont ask out women if you pull them over… It is on the spot, and they might say yes just to get out of a ticket… but it always depends on the circumstances too… they could be meant for eachother…

          • ROK247

            it's fucking 5th grade all over again man aaaahhhrgh

        • ChaseTheWalker

          I have handcuffs…

    • Heres_Johnny30

      I thought the same damn thing!

    • Mikentrigger

      Sort of sad.

    • Biggus Diccus

      I guess he's got next

    • Burns

      wonder if her deployed bf saw the attempt yesterday and lost his shit lol

    • weee

      So get back to work Mall Cop

    • Dirty Dingus

      "My boyfriend's on deployment". That's the polite excuse that hot chicks have been using for years now.
      Where's that Forever Alone meme?

      • whelp

        really? I tend to see a lot more "well my gf dumped me in the middle of my deployment" than "my bf's on deployment" but maybe that's just me

      • loserville

        They said that to me in the 90's…but we weren't even at war (forever alone…) hahaha

        • SweetAwesomeness

          Iraq war ring a bell?

        • get a clue

          the U.S. has around 800 bases all over the globe (shit spreads like a cancer) so men and woman are deployed by the masses weather or not it was in fact a peace time, which i doubt since during the 90's the U.S. intervened Panama, Iraq, the Balkans, Haiti, Afghanistan, Sudan, and the Balkans again. But you are probably right about the girl.

          • dan

            somalia too

          • got it

            *whether

    • Chris

      Huge +1 for being a loyal girlfriend.

      • tim

        Do we really need to +1 any time a decent person acts as they should? Any woman worth calling your girlfriend would say the same thing.

        • timissmart

          kudos TIm..

        • Riggs

          Tim, I totally agree but I've also known way too many girls that don't follow that! It's interesting reading the comments… so many guys support the cheating but then would be upset if they were the ones being cheated on. It sets up a double-standard where guys are considered scumbags if they cheat (and rightfully so) but if a woman says 'sorry, I have a bf' it's a rarity. Just my experience.

          • barack obama

            I think he can still get it if he wants it…… she is giving it up to someone, might as well be him…

            • Mitt Romney

              You are an idiot! I can't wait until November….

        • MAC DADDY

          exactly

    • ROK247

      FRIENDZONE
      my bf is in the service edition

      • B-real

        best comment ever

    • SALADTOSSER

      SHE COULD AT LEAST GIVE HIM SOME HEAD….

    • do-its

      yea, reject him and then give him something to fap to. While also making him extremely jealous and bitter.

    • getmeasamichbich

      TYPICAL , a sexy girl gets off by using her wares to get something for free..
      kinda like the trolling in the bar where they want you to buy them drinks and then after a couple tell you there ATTACHED,
      he should mail her a HO-TICKET

      • Dick Salad

        If you're buying a girl drinks… you've failed before you even started.

      • dub

        any guy that needs to buy a chick drinks for her to pay attention to him, doesn't deserve to get any.

    • herbewbsgrewthatday

      yeah ummm i noticed something,, bewbage grew…
      padded ? socks? thoughts?

      • TitoRigatoni

        looks like bad lighting in the first shot to me

    • thismyfriendsisaho

      let me see, im on deployment and my gf throws her ass all over the internet.. why not spread her "wings" and give it the good old ho bag one for the internets

    • jim

      He a police officer not a boy. I bet he gives you a ticket next time.

    • stuf

      TAYLOR YOU ARE UGLY AND A SKANK QUIT SUCKING IN YOUR GUTTAYLOR YOU ARE UGLY AND A SKANK QUIT SUCKING IN YOUR GUTTAYLOR YOU ARE UGLY AND A SKANK QUIT SUCKING IN YOUR GUTTAYLOR YOU ARE UGLY AND A SKANK QUIT SUCKING IN YOUR GUTTAYLOR YOU ARE UGLY AND A SKANK QUIT SUCKING IN YOUR GUTTAYLOR YOU ARE UGLY AND A SKANK QUIT SUCKING IN YOUR GUTTAYLOR YOU ARE UGLY AND A SKANK QUIT SUCKING IN YOUR GUTTAYLOR YOU ARE UGLY AND A SKANK QUIT SUCKING IN YOUR GUT

      • stufucker

        Shut the fuck up.

      • FACT

        this guy cant even use copy and paste right! chive i know from a previous picture you posted of a comment that there is a block IP address feature on your end! USE IT!

      • Curious

        Don't feed the trolls

    • guest

      MOAR!!!!!!

    • Billy From DE

      she called him a Boy OUCH !!!!!!!!!!

      • B real

        I know, right after she called her boyfriend a man…women are so cold sometimes and they don't even realize it…punk bitches

    • 40398

      #46

      why do white people never seem to know what to do with their hands at concerts?

  • Dp

    First

    • uhhh

      GO PATS!!

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

  • captain obvious

    dar is early

    • BigNurseJay

      DAR was early yesterday too. This is turning out to be a great week.

      • JHL1

        Seeing as there is no posted schedule, I'd say it's right on time.

        • stuf

          FUCK THAT THIS SITE IS SEXIST

          • Co-Rex

            *sexiest

            • 48u

              *lame

  • Killer Whale Facts

    Male killer whales, or bulls, begin maturing at 12 to 14 years of age and over the next few years, grow very quickly and attain physical maturity at about 20 years. Most males probably reach a length of 8 to 9 metres.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      thanks!

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Trying to go for a different kind of 'first' post? +1 for you for trying.

    • passwordistaco

      Killer Whales are dolphins

    • mitter78

      Fucka you, whale!!!!

    • DeathByCherio

      I love you man this made my day.

    • stuf

      racist

    • Damien

      You should subscribe to Cat Facts its truly amazing!

  • forrester

    #20 > #19

    • Sorry bout it

      Meh, she has no ass at all. That chick in the background of #19 is way hotter.

      • soups

        you = Fail

      • Haywood

        Wrong

      • its_forge

        NOT_GHETTO = / = no ass

      • 395-i8

        agreed. too skimpy.

      • matt

        Wisconsin>Iowa that goes for women AND sports

    • ROK247

      but if you're lookin for help shucking corn, she'd be the one to call…

    • TitoRigatoni

      I can tell by looking at her, she can fuck. And she is from Iowa. Therefore, his shirt argument is invalid.

    • http://theadventuresofjim.wordpress.com/ theAdventuresOfJim

      #19 his shirt argument is challenging girls from Iowa to prove him wrong by fucking him. It's genius

      • cuban pete

        if she wants to retort, the t-short has served its purpose

    • Dapper_Dave

      I'm from Iowa too. GO HAWKS!!

    • Not Hatin

      anyone else notice Asa dropped some pounds? She looks much more toned and better than her first photos.

      • hMMMM

        Yes. I was banned off of the Chive for commenting on Asa's subpar body, but now that she's toned it up a bit (probably thanks to me), doesn't look bad. You're welcome, Asa.

    • murr

      makes me miss iowa!!

  • Hammer_Pants

    #23
    Good god! Breasts are the best.

    • BigNurseJay

      I like women because breasts!

    • MattKL

      May I motorboat?

    • FoCoLivin

      This photo is an optical illusion. If you focus really really hard for 30 seconds or so, you'll see a drink in her hand.

      • Co-Rex

        My god! It's like it came out of nowhere.

    • ROK247

      …i mean your boobs are huge – uhhhh….

    • Sooper Trooper

      Um….is anyone going to say something like "Find Her" or "MOAR!!!!"

      • Ger

        A nomination for 'Things That Bounce'

    • stuf is gay

      stuf….stfu

    • Harvent

      You wrote 3500 of them you douchebag, Can;t hide your ID

    • M3 Love

      #23 Marry me and Ill support you and your titties for life

    • M3 Love

      Get a fucking clue you stupid lazy ass whinny race flagging faggot

    • John

      Perhaps I am a racist, and perhaps not. But you are surely an idiot !! And if you a person of color you are giving other persons of color a bad reputation for being plain stupid

    • Jacob

      If you hate the stuff that the chive post then why the hell do you come to this site. If you want to see something else then send it in, I'm sure the chive would be more than happy to post them. But if that doesn't make you happy then please do us all a favor and STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • adfsadf

      I'm kind of jealous actually

    • DIRTY 69er

      YUMMY… she's sweet and good to eat! tit's ahoy!

  • Primer Gray

    #7 will make you the before of #8. Good job tho bro!

    • Pete G.

      Ditto! Way to take control!!!

  • gg

    do you always pee when ya poo

    • milpool

      viva la stool!

    • JHL1

      No. Usually but not always.

      • stuf

        FUCK YOU ALL THIS IS SEXIST

    • dontbelieveeverlast

      YE IN SHOWER

    • stmpedbybigbrthr gg

      How did you know what I do when I poo??

  • carl

    #23 looks friendly

    • Dazilla

      MOAR!!!!!

  • paulson

    #11, #20, #50

    just a few reasons Chivettes are doing it better

    • duhhhh

      sluts !

  • jasgat66

    #17 And a fucking duck face to boot…. All kinds of wrong going on there…

  • KyleGoldstein

    #2 you're doing it wrong ;)

    • Biggus Diccus

      Calling Banana Republic…….mwahahaha!!

    • BSmike

      Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring… bananaphone.

      • Franklin1138

        Nice!

  • Lowrent75

    #49 Well at least he tried. And thanks to your boy for serving. Nice response

    • Carlos

      I would like to find a chivette of my own.

      • its_forge

        There's a little Chivette in every woman, start by y'know, going outside, I hear there are like, other people there or something.

        • Forge, Stan Whatever

          dude you're a senior citizen. what the fuck do you know about women under 40?

          • CaliShrike

            be prepared for some lame-ass story intended to impress and convince you he's an authority on hot women, then him implying someone has a small penis/is sad/pathetic for disagreeing with him. that' s all he ever posts in the two years i've seen him on here lol.

      • 40398

        yeah, what forge said. there's a slut in every woman.

        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

          I believe you spelled Kim Kardashian wrong.

    • do-its

      You turned down Farva?!

  • innuit

    #20 , #19

    Panties have made your argument invalid. Not even Nicholas Cage can save you

    • fogarty

      don't you mean mark wahlberg?

      • Nameless

        Not on my watch!

  • jrey81

    #12 ASHLEY THREAD PLEASE!!!!

    • Spencer_on_Fire

      So glad she is a chivette!

    • Active_hunter

      I second that. With assets like that she needs to have a thread.

      • its_forge

        Pretty sure she's had at least one. Lovely girl, every inch of her.

        • Stop being Creeper

          she's your great granddaughter's age, pop.

          • its_forge

            Yeah no. I'm 50, she's about half that, so what.

        • #12

          go away, shrivel-dick.

          • its_forge

            Up yours, kid. Call me back when you grow pubes or touch a boob.

    • KyleGamgee

      I thought she has a thread already…

    • Graham

      AGRREEEEDD!!

    • ChaseTheWalker
  • GGG

    #49 Welcome to the Friend-zone
    #50 dauuuuuummmm

    • reality check

      exactly, she definitely friend-zoned him bc he asked her out online on a public forum…if he would've been smooth and just asked her right there he could've hit that without her "deployed boyfriend" being any the wiser…

    • aaronarchambault

      she is kind of harsh with the whole, I have a man and you are a boy thing. Love condescending women!

    • http://togtfo.com Don

      Friend-Zone…That's the place where douche bags whine about being put when a girl says no right?

      • Victim Minded

        not just douche bags. regular guys who get hung up on a girl. I've been there. Never again.

    • etcrr

      She should be proud of herself having integrity and morals, Doing the right things in the case is totally awesome Congratulations young lady

  • SweetAwesomeness

    #31 who knew all a gorilla had to do to get into politics was shave his hair

    • db3300

      I don't think it's politics. Looks like his trial for multiple homicide so I'm just going to go ahead and say it – he's guilty.

      • xcusemyass

        I also assumed this was a court room photo and I must say I also had an assumption about which one is the attorney. Does that make me a bigot against giant neanderthals?

    • jim

      Nikolai Valuev. And he is a boxer.

    • biggles

      Ya wtf, he has no forehead. It slops like homohabilous or whatever the hell that prehistoric cave man skull is.
      THAT is what we looked like 60 thousand years ago!

      • Walker

        and to think that the scientific community thought they where extinct! lol

      • Simon Ambrose

        Dare you to say that to his face :)

      • Ang

        You might want to reread that chapter in your Natural Science course. Mr Bob Habilis lived approx 2 million years ago. Slops? lol.

    • semour butts

      its gronkowski's dad

    • saltytrey

      Hodor!

    • Scout

      It's the heavy from Team Fortress 2! Sandvich?

      • Evil Dung Beetle

        I have yet to meet one who could outsmart bullet.

    • Natasha

      He is Russian famous boxer. It's really common in Russia to bring some celebrities into political party to get some electorial votes

  • passwordistaco

    #16 Indeed

    • Really?

      You are what I like to call a "fixer-upper"

      Cute face, gotta do some serious squats to get your bum in shape.

      pancake ass…not too awesome.

      Aloha from Maui!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=654840083 Mike

        Really, you really think thats a pankcake ass? O_O

        • Really?

          On da mainland, her bum would pass. But, as you know, here in Hawaii you really got to have a fine bottom to turn some heads.

          Maybe it's just the cut of the underwear, but the bum looks pretty flat to me.

          • passwordistaco

            We can't all be perfect as I imagine you must be, but for the record she's awesome (so called) flaws and all.

            • Really?

              Clearly you have never been on the beaches of Hawaii!

              Women come to Hawaii from all over the world. They know they are going to be on the beach, in their bikini. So, in preparation for this most women hit the gym well in advance of their plane landing in paradise. For most of these women, they will be in the best shapes of their lives!

              For the fortunate who have the opportunity to live in Hawaii, we get used to seeing these fit, beautifually tanned women ALL the time. Someone, such as yourself, who has not had this type of exposure may look at the typical bum as "awesome".

              Keep scrolling the "Drop Dead Sexy" thread for an appreciation of seriously awesome bums!

              Aloha!

              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=654840083 Mike

                I too live in Hawaii and you couldnt be more wrong about what your saying, yes we have lots of women from all around the world visit, so we have all types of great bodies. but to say we all wont some perfect standard or some photoshopped body is wrong. You sir are what ruins the image of women today and why so many chicks do backflips n spend money to look "good"

                This chick is beautiful and has a great body. who cares if she doesnt look like she is fresh out a magazine cover. smh

                But im guessing thats just the type of girl you like to add to your spank bank, then by all means look for your cut and pasted bodied women to dream about.

                • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=654840083 Mike

                  sorry for my angry grammer lol

                  • YourDAD

                    All that writing and she still remains with no ass :(

                    • 40398

                      2nded.

                    • dub

                      3rded.

            • doodie

              agreed. fuck that guy for having his opinion and daring to share it!

      • @MERZ425

        I'm sorry if my pancake ass has offended you in any way. I personally love pancakes. They are delicious. I believe my ass looks mighty fine and awesome but If you disagree I will simply say keep calm and chive on! *ALOHA*
        Sincerely,
        AWESOME CHIVETTE

        • Really?

          Aloha,

          I don't think anyone here is offended. You got great bunz!! You should do it some justice by posing a pic of it in a thong.

          I make a mean bannana mac nut pancake, if your on Maui. Let me know!

          A hui hou kakou!

        • dub

          don't call yourself "awesome". it take away from the awesomeness.

    • Nova

      I know I've seen her on here before. Who is this awesome chiver? Find Her!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=654840083 Mike

        an island chivette? :D
        she better post more, everyone looks at my crazy when i talk about the chive here on Oahu

        • KeepCalm

          I went to Oahu over Christmas for a basketbal tournament. I wore my KCCO shirt and didn't get one Chive On! Oh well, it is still the most beautiful place in the world and it sucks living here in the states knowing a place like that exists. Lastly…I saw real beauty while I was there, not the "fake" beauty we have become accustomed to. The women there (the natives) don't seem to care if they don't look their "best" all of the time. They just enjoy their lives daily in the best make up ever created…all natural with a kiss of sun!!! Aloha from a North Carolina Chiver! \nnn/

          • Yea

            Yea, this place "exists" in the states as well!

            • Showtime

              Yes it is a state, but we are the "continental" Unites States, it is Hawaii. Completely different.

    • Maxilla

      I like your username.

    • passwordistaco

      fuck it I think she's beautiful, that is all

  • Takingbackcider

    #42 If I miss,does that annoying dog pop up laughing?

    • Unfkngblvbl

      100 thumbs up good sir

    • mic daddy

      NES references rule!

    • Dazilla

      *BANG*

    • AsciiAdam

      Well fuck a duck…..

  • Dave

    #42
    How many things can you count that are wrong about this pic?

    • MattKL

      All of it. For starters, not in the kitchen.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Bunch of underage girls drinking beer? I may just be getting old.

    • passwordistaco

      underage, duckfaces all around, group self photo (i know oxymoron), is that 80's hair trying to make a come back?

    • JJ Rex

      I remember my first beer.. But i didn't take a fuckin picture of it.. Girls are DUMB!

    • acloudypanda

      All of the things.

    • tara

      duck, duck, duck, duck, duck……..goooooose

      • grizzlet

        I wonder how many of them ended up pregnant that night

  • Undershooter30

    #12 The word should be changed to fabulass when referring to this

  • Leah

    #18 is a wicked concept, everyone taking pictures of the kids whereas the second picture's crowd is genuinely interested in the little white buddy and look like they want to get to know him

    • thatguy

      OR… they just don't have cameras

    • wells11490

      him or her??

    • dfgdf

      the second pictures crowd looks like they are laughing at that kid

    • truth

      I think you misunderstood the second video. Neither crowd is 'genuinely interested' in getting to know the kids pictured.

      • Truthiest!

        Not a video, it's an image…

    • Lisa

      trust me "getting to know him" has nothing to do with it. i spent four months in China getting stared at, pointed at, having pictures taken of me…nothing negative that's just how people react when they see something they've never seen before

    • Nefaarious

      I hate seeing pictures of tourists in third world countries like in the first picture. They go there with their expensive clothes, and cameras, and have such a great fucking time. Ignorance is bliss.

  • The Guy

    #8 Great Job Bud. Hopefully you'll inspire others to do the same.

    • MattKL

      Agreed, good on ya!

    • passwordistaco

      I feel soo lazy right now

    • KyleGamgee

      At first I thought you lost it too fast to be healthy, but I did the math and it was avg 7 lbs/month.

      Way to stick to it.

    • naluukti

      Nicely done!

    • Jane

      you're still fat…

  • JKC

    No pic, but I have a good one for ya…Know why Wisconsin guys cant date Minnesota girls…..????
    Ever seen what a Badger does to a Gopher hole.

    • labatanga

      i'm not quite sure I follow. What does a Badger do to a Gopher hole? Being from MN, I'm rather intrigued…cause I date a beautiful who is from WI, but found more fun across the border.

      • Dapper_Dave

        A badger is much bigger than a gopher, so what he is trying to imply is that a badger would ruin a gopher hole.

        Badger = Some one from University Minnesota
        Gopher = Some one from University of Wisconsin
        Hole=vagina

        A very lame joke but shouldn't be hard to catch his meaning…..and I'm sure your beautiful is very nice.

        • simpmcgee

          "Badger = Some one from University Minnesota
          Gopher = Some one from University of Wisconsin "
          Really?

  • Undershooter30

    #37 She's a keeper

    • Deuce Bigalow

      You ever throw a hotdog down a hallway?

      • Undershooter30

        Is it kind of like fucking a jar of mayonnaise?

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