Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • etcrr

    #5 Chuck Norris's kid

  • Still_Counts

    I'd stare too… this kid needs his man card license now


    • Sumpter

      How old are we when we switch from thinking food to thinking motorboat

  • first

    oh hi

    • dan

      so here's an idea: stop responding in any way, including both up/down votes and comments, to people who post stating the order in which they posted, and this behavior will stop. Obviously people know by posting "first" they will be down voted. Some people just want attention, be it positive or negative. Ignore these motherfuckers and stop perpetuating the system.

      • maclean

        in you replying to that comment, you just contradicted yourself

        • General Zod

          it's an imperfect world. deal with it.

      • pewti pants

        I just pewt my man pants,,,so sorry

  • etcrr

    #4 damn what are you feeding those goldfish?

    • Mike

      boobs = food to that little dude

      • dashete

        Exactly. Which is why I don't know why people find these pics so hilarious. I would think babies stare at boobs more than anything else.

        • Mike

          I think freud might draw a correlation between boobs = food and the reason men love them so much and there in lies the hilarity.. or maybe babies and boobs are just funny..

    • andy

      shopped. look at man's fingers.

      • The_Stif

        He has hands like Andre the Giant.

      • Katie

        You're right, looks like it still was a good sized fish before it was shopped

  • Havaard

    #8 Epic. I can admire the creators dedication to the costume.

    • stumeister

      WTF is it?

      • dirtysteve99

        It's from the game Diablo.

    • Mr. Wiggles

      I can only imagine walking into my living room and not expecting to see this

    • J.r

      fuck that, I'm going back to bed!

    • Griff

      This trip is getting weird…

    • kc.

      it's not a costume, its a figurine in a dollhouse

  • maclean

    #7 spencer is my hero

    • RayBoogs

      well seeing as the person who posted the photo didnt blank the names we can thank him.

  • juan carlos


  • Guest-ee-poo

    #6 #26 insert racist asian comment

    • Guest-ee-poo


      • Red-Joker

        don't you mean FAIR? *badumtish* i am sorry, i could not resist… i am le weak

  • Wonder_Boy

    #19 And he will continue to do the very same thing for many years to come. It just won't be as cute when he's 30.

  • Guest-ee-poo

    #5 #26 insert racist asian comment

    • Jay T

      I'm offensive and I find this asian.

      • JDB


  • That guy...

    #5 Jackie Chan's kid..

  • troll


    • Havaard

      I don't think that word means what you think it means.

  • Chris


    Peg city!

    • BigNurseJay

      Fermor and Osborne!!!!

      • BigNurseJay

        Or is it St. Mary's? Im drunk.

    • guest

      friendly manitoba represent!!!

    • mart37

      dont see too many pics from manitoba, awesome

  • me.

    #14 …Ah 1!…Ah 2!…Ah Faceplant!

  • Robozombiejesus

    #24 Why are you taking a picture when you should be asking that girl to marry you?

    • Man

      #11 Betcha this was her car.

    • dan

      I'm probably a jackass for not getting this and asking but why is having ANDY written on the bottom of your boot make you marriage material?

      • myself

        Go forth and procure Toy Story. Come back after.

        • dan

          No, I got that. Still don't get why that makes her marriage material……

          • theyellowfever

            Because she's a true geek. No obvious, pandering graphic t-shirts. Just a subtle, intelligent reference she made herself. The kind of girl you wouldn't mind hanging out with for the rest of your life.

            • myself

              Exactly what yellowfever said. What makes her marriage material is the subtlety of it. Here's another example, using fishing and Jaws. A girl that would say, we need a bigger boat is a pretty good catch. A girl that said, did you bring the #12 piano wire is potential marriage material solely based off that.

              • myself

                Shit meant to put a space between the # and 12. I'm a fucking moron.

                • benbobbins

                  No, don't worry. Hay Bale Big Ben made perfect sense there.

    • Deadpool

      My thoughts exactly

    • dashete

      I kinda don't even care what she looks like

    • reader

      cause she already belongs to andy.

    • Dunny_

      Totally agree. I couldn't help not saying "Aww".

      • Cowboy1354

        Until "Andy" is caught with her best friend, hope that Shit is not permanent.

        • Dunny_

          You have to paint over it.
          Didn't you see Toy Story 2?

    • http://drunkguysports.blogspot.com josh stern

      This girl is perfect. Chive, please find her

      • HotashNerd

        assuming she is not in high school and under age…..

  • James

    #20 is an insanely good idea!

    • AsciiAdam

      What the hell. They read my mind. I just finished making a keyboard / mouse table for my bike. Works perfect with my 42" NEC monitor.

      Of course being a computer nerd it looks like shit but it works great!

    • regcrim
  • Art

    #8 some photos just beg for a caption competition

    • Guest

      Looks like a male.

    • Craigery

      Maybe, but not this one.

  • Boyette

    #27 WWE meets Pro Boxing

    • The_Stif

      The guy that gets destroyed looks like Doc Brown from Back to the Future. What is he doing in the ring?

  • Fuck..

    #20 I wouldn't still be putting off my New Years resolution…

    • Mark

      Just go get an Xbox 360 with Kinnect and the game Kung Fu! It's a riot and you will burn hundreds of calories and not want to quit!

    • lonin

      BRILLIANT! Hell I'd settle for excitebike even.

  • Mad Hittman

    #8 This. This here, I want it

  • This

    #25 Is that Hayden Panettiere? Brains must be fake…

    • BigHate

      I'd hit it even with the brains exposed.

      • AmBush Steve

        Aparently someone has already been hitting it. HARD.

        • whyme1973

          The headboard must be in shambles.

    • Ispano

      It is, from Heroes.

      • Katie

        Loved that show

    • HUH?

      no, thats emma watson from harry potter and lord valdemor.

    • AndreLei

      I'd lick her … lower …

  • Josh Gorter

    #20 you would have people fist fighting at the gym over being hit by a blue shell.

    • thedude325

      "Godammit Mike, quit with the fucking bannanas!"

  • Drewfus

    #8 "Oh honey i didn't know your mother was coming over."

  • MattKL

    #2 I'd make a comment about eating pussy, but that would be crude and undignified.

    • asdfsv

      or you just can't think of a good one

      • OverYerHead

        Or he just did…

  • Baby.

    #19 "Are those for me?!?!"

    • PoppaFlax

      Yes, but it costs extra to order "off the menu"…

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