January 31, 2012 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
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Category: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
#5 Chuck Norris's kid
I'd stare too… this kid needs his man card license now
How old are we when we switch from thinking food to thinking motorboat
so here's an idea: stop responding in any way, including both up/down votes and comments, to people who post stating the order in which they posted, and this behavior will stop. Obviously people know by posting "first" they will be down voted. Some people just want attention, be it positive or negative. Ignore these motherfuckers and stop perpetuating the system.
in you replying to that comment, you just contradicted yourself
it's an imperfect world. deal with it.
I just pewt my man pants,,,so sorry
#4 damn what are you feeding those goldfish?
boobs = food to that little dude
Exactly. Which is why I don't know why people find these pics so hilarious. I would think babies stare at boobs more than anything else.
I think freud might draw a correlation between boobs = food and the reason men love them so much and there in lies the hilarity.. or maybe babies and boobs are just funny..
shopped. look at man's fingers.
He has hands like Andre the Giant.
You're right, looks like it still was a good sized fish before it was shopped
#8 Epic. I can admire the creators dedication to the costume.
WTF is it?
It's from the game Diablo.
I can only imagine walking into my living room and not expecting to see this
fuck that, I'm going back to bed!
This trip is getting weird…
it's not a costume, its a figurine in a dollhouse
#7 spencer is my hero
well seeing as the person who posted the photo didnt blank the names we can thank him.
#6 #26 insert racist asian comment
don't you mean FAIR? *badumtish* i am sorry, i could not resist… i am le weak
#19 And he will continue to do the very same thing for many years to come. It just won't be as cute when he's 30.
#5 #26 insert racist asian comment
I'm offensive and I find this asian.
#5 Jackie Chan's kid..
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Fermor and Osborne!!!!
Or is it St. Mary's? Im drunk.
friendly manitoba represent!!!
dont see too many pics from manitoba, awesome
#14 …Ah 1!…Ah 2!…Ah Faceplant!
#24 Why are you taking a picture when you should be asking that girl to marry you?
#11 Betcha this was her car.
I'm probably a jackass for not getting this and asking but why is having ANDY written on the bottom of your boot make you marriage material?
Go forth and procure Toy Story. Come back after.
No, I got that. Still don't get why that makes her marriage material……
Because she's a true geek. No obvious, pandering graphic t-shirts. Just a subtle, intelligent reference she made herself. The kind of girl you wouldn't mind hanging out with for the rest of your life.
Exactly what yellowfever said. What makes her marriage material is the subtlety of it. Here's another example, using fishing and Jaws. A girl that would say, we need a bigger boat is a pretty good catch. A girl that said, did you bring the #12 piano wire is potential marriage material solely based off that.
Shit meant to put a space between the # and 12. I'm a fucking moron.
No, don't worry. Hay Bale Big Ben made perfect sense there.
My thoughts exactly
I kinda don't even care what she looks like
cause she already belongs to andy.
Totally agree. I couldn't help not saying "Aww".
Until "Andy" is caught with her best friend, hope that Shit is not permanent.
You have to paint over it.
Didn't you see Toy Story 2?
This girl is perfect. Chive, please find her
assuming she is not in high school and under age…..
#20 is an insanely good idea!
What the hell. They read my mind. I just finished making a keyboard / mouse table for my bike. Works perfect with my 42" NEC monitor.
Of course being a computer nerd it looks like shit but it works great!
#8 some photos just beg for a caption competition
Looks like a male.
Maybe, but not this one.
#27 WWE meets Pro Boxing
The guy that gets destroyed looks like Doc Brown from Back to the Future. What is he doing in the ring?
#20 I wouldn't still be putting off my New Years resolution…
Just go get an Xbox 360 with Kinnect and the game Kung Fu! It's a riot and you will burn hundreds of calories and not want to quit!
BRILLIANT! Hell I'd settle for excitebike even.
#8 This. This here, I want it
#25 Is that Hayden Panettiere? Brains must be fake…
I'd hit it even with the brains exposed.
Aparently someone has already been hitting it. HARD.
The headboard must be in shambles.
It is, from Heroes.
Loved that show
no, thats emma watson from harry potter and lord valdemor.
I'd lick her … lower …
#20 you would have people fist fighting at the gym over being hit by a blue shell.
"Godammit Mike, quit with the fucking bannanas!"
#8 "Oh honey i didn't know your mother was coming over."
#2 I'd make a comment about eating pussy, but that would be crude and undignified.
or you just can't think of a good one
Or he just did…
#19 "Are those for me?!?!"
Yes, but it costs extra to order "off the menu"…
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