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Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

January 31, 2012 | In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness

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etcrr

#5 Chuck Norris's kid
Still_Counts

I'd stare too… this kid needs his man card license now

#19

Sumpter

How old are we when we switch from thinking food to thinking motorboat

first

oh hi

dan

so here's an idea: stop responding in any way, including both up/down votes and comments, to people who post stating the order in which they posted, and this behavior will stop. Obviously people know by posting "first" they will be down voted. Some people just want attention, be it positive or negative. Ignore these motherfuckers and stop perpetuating the system.

maclean

in you replying to that comment, you just contradicted yourself

General Zod

it's an imperfect world. deal with it.

pewti pants

I just pewt my man pants,,,so sorry

etcrr

#4 damn what are you feeding those goldfish?

Mike

boobs = food to that little dude

dashete

Exactly. Which is why I don't know why people find these pics so hilarious. I would think babies stare at boobs more than anything else.

Mike

I think freud might draw a correlation between boobs = food and the reason men love them so much and there in lies the hilarity.. or maybe babies and boobs are just funny..

andy

shopped. look at man's fingers.

The_Stif

He has hands like Andre the Giant.
Katie

You're right, looks like it still was a good sized fish before it was shopped

Havaard

#8 Epic. I can admire the creators dedication to the costume.

stumeister

WTF is it?

dirtysteve99

It's from the game Diablo.

Mr. Wiggles

I can only imagine walking into my living room and not expecting to see this
J.r

fuck that, I'm going back to bed!
Griff

This trip is getting weird…
kc.

it's not a costume, its a figurine in a dollhouse

maclean

#7 spencer is my hero

RayBoogs

well seeing as the person who posted the photo didnt blank the names we can thank him.

juan carlos

first
Guest-ee-poo

#6 #26 insert racist asian comment

Guest-ee-poo

FAIL

Red-Joker

don't you mean FAIR? *badumtish* i am sorry, i could not resist… i am le weak

Wonder_Boy

#19 And he will continue to do the very same thing for many years to come. It just won't be as cute when he's 30.
Guest-ee-poo

#5 #26 insert racist asian comment

Jay T

I'm offensive and I find this asian.

JDB

Excellent

That guy…

#5 Jackie Chan's kid..
troll

first

Havaard

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Chris

#11

Peg city!

BigNurseJay

Fermor and Osborne!!!!

BigNurseJay

Or is it St. Mary's? Im drunk.

guest

friendly manitoba represent!!!
mart37

dont see too many pics from manitoba, awesome

me.

#14 …Ah 1!…Ah 2!…Ah Faceplant!
Robozombiejesus

#24 Why are you taking a picture when you should be asking that girl to marry you?

Man

#11 Betcha this was her car.
dan

I'm probably a jackass for not getting this and asking but why is having ANDY written on the bottom of your boot make you marriage material?

myself

Go forth and procure Toy Story. Come back after.

dan

No, I got that. Still don't get why that makes her marriage material……

theyellowfever

Because she's a true geek. No obvious, pandering graphic t-shirts. Just a subtle, intelligent reference she made herself. The kind of girl you wouldn't mind hanging out with for the rest of your life.

myself

Exactly what yellowfever said. What makes her marriage material is the subtlety of it. Here's another example, using fishing and Jaws. A girl that would say, we need a bigger boat is a pretty good catch. A girl that said, did you bring the #12 piano wire is potential marriage material solely based off that.

myself

Shit meant to put a space between the # and 12. I'm a fucking moron.

benbobbins

No, don't worry. Hay Bale Big Ben made perfect sense there.

Deadpool

My thoughts exactly
dashete

I kinda don't even care what she looks like
reader

cause she already belongs to andy.
Dunny_

Totally agree. I couldn't help not saying "Aww".

Cowboy1354

Until "Andy" is caught with her best friend, hope that Shit is not permanent.

Dunny_

You have to paint over it.
Didn't you see Toy Story 2?

http://drunkguysports.blogspot.com josh stern

This girl is perfect. Chive, please find her

HotashNerd

assuming she is not in high school and under age…..

James

#20 is an insanely good idea!

AsciiAdam

What the hell. They read my mind. I just finished making a keyboard / mouse table for my bike. Works perfect with my 42" NEC monitor.

Of course being a computer nerd it looks like shit but it works great!
regcrim

http://www.amazon.com/Cyberbike-Magnetic-Nintendo…

Art

#8 some photos just beg for a caption competition

Guest

Looks like a male.
Craigery

Maybe, but not this one.

Boyette

#27 WWE meets Pro Boxing

The_Stif

The guy that gets destroyed looks like Doc Brown from Back to the Future. What is he doing in the ring?

Fuck..

#20 I wouldn't still be putting off my New Years resolution…

Mark

Just go get an Xbox 360 with Kinnect and the game Kung Fu! It's a riot and you will burn hundreds of calories and not want to quit!
lonin

BRILLIANT! Hell I'd settle for excitebike even.

Mad Hittman

#8 This. This here, I want it
This

#25 Is that Hayden Panettiere? Brains must be fake…

BigHate

I'd hit it even with the brains exposed.

AmBush Steve

Aparently someone has already been hitting it. HARD.

whyme1973

The headboard must be in shambles.

Ispano

It is, from Heroes.

Katie

Loved that show

HUH?

no, thats emma watson from harry potter and lord valdemor.
AndreLei

I'd lick her … lower …

Josh Gorter

#20 you would have people fist fighting at the gym over being hit by a blue shell.

thedude325

"Godammit Mike, quit with the fucking bannanas!"

Drewfus

#8 "Oh honey i didn't know your mother was coming over."
MattKL

#2 I'd make a comment about eating pussy, but that would be crude and undignified.

asdfsv

or you just can't think of a good one

OverYerHead

Or he just did…

Baby.

#19 "Are those for me?!?!"

PoppaFlax

Yes, but it costs extra to order "off the menu"…

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