Everyone needs a little fire under their ass sometimes (25 photos)

Be Thankful for Today

  • ST33

    wtf, i saw a link for 'drop dead sexy' then it was gone. NO!!!!

    • Meh

      Someone owes my boner an explanation…

    • drop dead?

      im glad someone else saw that… i thought i was going crazy…

      • Shar11

        ya me too…i was thinking wtf….

    • 6 crack rock minimum

      I looked at it, you are missing out. chive loves me more then you

      • Unfkngblvbl

        *than………….. it's really not that hard.

        • unknown

          thats what she said

    • majorfathead

      it's back

  • KyleGoldstein

    #6 thank you for your service, you are a gentleman and a scholar

    • Wally W

      I understand thanking him for his service, to be sure.
      But how do we know if he's a gentleman? Or a scholar?

      What, there's not a single prick in the whole Armed Services?

      • Matt


        That was sarcasm, Caps lock was my sarcasm font.

    • kater

      fcuk us amry, hired killers – stop fighting for oil! start being soldiers, stop being paid killers on tour

      • fcuk kater

        haha funny….I hope you and your entire family die in a car crash tonight you fucking worthless tree hugging hippie piece of shit

        • doboy

          i hope you get the shit kicked out of u on the streets, any time any where, if your going to get a drink, some food, whatever, i hope you look at some one the wrong way (preferably latino or black gangsters) so they will fuck your day

          ps. kater, you are right, only a bigotted american would feel otherwise (not saying all mericans are bigots, just the bigotted ones)

          have a nice day

    • Dotarino

      I don't understand why the "1" is missing off the patch on his right sleeve. Nothing wrong with the Big Red One!

      • joedaddy

        Shopped out? Sometimes, when posting pics of military personal, "identifiers" (i.e. face, name, rank, unit etc.) need to be removed.

        • Killer Whale Facts


  • Streetnic


    8th step…

    Hesitate less, motorboat more!

    • Woozeroo

      I believe it's actually 14 steps…

    • Underbaker

      Step 6 will never fly here at TheChive, we would lose about 90 percent of the posters. Although I wouldn't miss the grammar police that much.

    • Tomas

      Thinking less is never a good idea.

  • Jeff


    • comment takeover

      #24 i was gonna say a jetski, but i guess that works too

  • dontbelieveeverlast

    #10 reminds me of the world "trade" (paper, {waterworld}) centre 9/11

    • Andyyyyyy

      It's from the riots in London last summer. Also you're douche bag.

  • that_dude_b

    #3 = Keep Calm and Chive On

  • Jeff

    I saw the drop dead sexy too, and it is gone! Those were hot! PUT THEM BACK PLEASE!

  • Charlie

    #25 is easier said than done. I'm happy doing what I do, which is nothing, but it works for me.

    • Matt

      Think less? I agree with all but think less. Think more if anything.

  • EBusch

    I had to stop reading #28. The grammar was horrendous.

    • ROK247

      the key to creating a weight loss 10 commandments poster is learning how to spell "losing"

    • Mee

      also.. point 4 is kind of silly and wasteful. How about only putting enough on your plate that you know you will eat and not be grossly full?

      • Otter

        I think they're referring to something like eating out. You have no control over how much food you actually get. The key is you don't need to eat all of it.

    • caleb

      Yup, I aborted as soon as I read that too.

    • guest

      control, take control…
      get a therapie

  • Deep Thoughts Jack H

    You know how shitty you feel when you are sick and you tell yourself I'll do anything to feel better. And when you're better you will appreciate not being sick. Yeah, well, that never happens.

    • Del

      When im sick, i stop being sick , and just be awesome instead….. true story…

  • http://twitter.com/mkingscott @mkingscott

    #20 #25 #28

    All bang on 🙂

    • Mo'Phat

      Agreed, but dammit #28 – learn to spell losing.

  • whyme1973

    Inspirational. Thank you.

  • fibonacci5150

    #29, I'm sorry, when did this happen, I have to go live in that moment right now

    • http://www.projectmason.com sowasred2012

      Yeah, what you said – went and looked this up to find out how I missed such a historic moment. Turns out it's from a Power Rangers episode called Power Rangers in Space: Shell Shocked

      • fibonacci5150

        my god

    • AyatollahTrolla

      Why wasn't this bigger news?!

    • P90

      I didn't usually watch Power Rangers but I remember seeing this episode. I also saw the episode of The Mask featuring Ace Ventura.

    • Count The Feet!

      uh…. there are 5 ninja turtle in this..

      • Goodboy

        The fifth one's a chick turtle they added later on. Her name's Venus de Milo, I think.

    • Taylor McAlarnen

      its a power rangers in space episode i remember watching this episode back in 3rd grade great times

  • BloodScrubber

    #15 You're going to need alot more copies of this.;)

    • The Guy

      I dont have time to wait for more copies!!!!

  • Brad

    I feel better already. Thanks!

  • Zbl

    #25 is a lie.
    One step to happiness… FLBP.

  • iambigd42

    #26 your wife would be pissed?

    • Cory


  • thomas Jackson

    What’s with this hippy ass peace, and love bullshit? I feel like I’m gonna puke some rainbows.

    Reality check everyone… the world does not work this way.

    • Maynard B.

      Life is a shit sandwich, and everyday we take another bite

      Life's a bitch and then you die

      Life's a bitch and then you marry one

      • cuervo

        i feel sorry for you

        • Headshot denied

          don't worry. when you move out of the basement, you'll find out he's most likely right.

  • Travis

    I would love to go to #4… any idea where this is??

    • DoroteoArambula

      Looks like French Polynesia…perhaps Tahiti, Bora Bora or Tupai would be my guess.

  • passwordistaco


    • TommyD

      HD please

  • Bud

    What happened to that link that said "dead sexy". I would be far more motivated by that.

  • dood

    #26 ….. dont tease man, not cool

    • steve

      Yeah I don't understand this one. False hope…

    • Maynard B.

      She would probably be in menopause and 100 pounds heavier.

  • IICoLt45II

    why is #8, #9, and #10 all separate?

    • Tilly

      No, these are images of a woman having to jump from her apartment in the London Riots after it was set on fire.

    • Jammy

      They wanted show how correctly push a chick out the window, most likely it was the mistress.

    • IICoLt45II

      i just mean all these images could have been attached to each other instead of taking 3 spots

  • Shar11

    #3 nailed it!

  • Andy


    Proofreading apparently not required to "loose" weight.

    • this is me

      This is how I tell people to remember it:

      Lose = the opposite of win
      Loose = your mom

      (Thanks, TheOatmeal.com!)

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