I hate my job (30 Photos)

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  • ME..BN

    1st bitches!

    • LOSER!!!


    • X3R0_l!m!ts

      yes…you're the first bitch.

    • Julien

      Really its not even funny as a troll. Nor amusing or even frustrating. Its just lame

    • MRPOOP


  • iambigd42

    #1 you suck and while your at it get a shovel and clean that shit up!

  • rikooprate

    #9 Blowcaine?

    • Nefaarious

  • Drew


  • CP7

    #17 no dana… only zuel..

    • MattKL

      When someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!

  • 65massey

    I was bartending when a young guy came in just a smiling,he wanted a whiskey and coke said he was celebrating his first blowjob. I said sure thing but it may take more than one to get that taste out of your mouth.

    • Sorry bout it

      Legal to drink and he just got his first blowjob? What a twat

    • P90

      I was bartending when a bear walked in and said 'Can i have a ………………beer please?'
      'Sure' I said 'But why the large paws?'

    • MattKL

      Guy walks into a bar with a giraffe. The giraffe gets drunk and falls over. The guy gets up to leave and the bartender says "You can't leave that lyin' there." Guy says "That's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

      • cr1min4l

        A seal walks into a club…

        • 65massey

          Two guys walk into a bar.. you'd think one of them would have seen it.

    • 65massey

      A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says 'Why the long face?

      • antijokes

        With which the horse replies, "My wife has terminal cancer."

      • non

        We are filming "sex in the city 7"

    • Derpy

      You all made a funny! Tee-Hee!

    • bytethese

      Pirate walks into a bar with a wheel around his crotch. Bartender says to the pirate, "Wow, that must be uncomfortable." To which the pirate replied, "Arrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

    • JHL1

      A priest a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this a fucking joke?"

    • 65massey

      Jesus walks into a motel with a hammer and bag of nails and says "Can you put me up for the night"?

  • Dan

    #10 Awesome!

    • Guse

      I was thinking that too. A COO with a sense of humor… in the "I hate my Job" post? Screw that.

      • MattKL

        Yeah, the COO seems pretty cool.

  • reality check

    #4, #11, #30 Seriously, people who waste time and fuck around like this need to be fired. You losers are costing your employers money and should be replaced by one of the hard-working people who need work-

    • Wolfpack Steve

      And what are you doing during work….surfing theCHIVE. Your argument is invalid. Shut the fuck up.

      • reality check

        except Im not at work you dumb waste of space, and if you are you're a fuckin loser (truth hurts)

    • the other OTHER Jen

      Dwight Schrute?

      • Dam done good

        HAHA, indeed he is.

      • MattKL

        More like Dwight Scrote.

    • IICoLt45II

      you're the kind of person that never has any fun at work right?

    • Katie

      I wrapped a coworkers desk when she went home for Christmas, our entire company thought it was hilarious. Our bosses and the owner. So get that sick out of your ass. I also only worked on it during my lunch break and when I finish the rest of my work. Sometimes you just have to have fun! <img src="http://i40.tinypic.com/2lx1g2.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

      • Katie

        Stick* and finished* sorry didn't proof read

        • Boner


      • Stacey

        UHhh What's to say the people above didn't also only work on these things in their breaks after they had finished the work???

    • Jewels

      Dear Pompous Git,
      I realise, that in your perfect job, where everything runs perfectly people jump for joy just to experience your endearing warm and sunny personality, such things appear to be a waste of resources, time and money. However, for the rest of us, sometimes work is a pain in the ass. That doesn't mean we don't do our work, or that we truly hate our jobs every time we walk through the door. Its called levity. It is even proven to improve worker moral if people are allowed to have a little fun with their co-workers and laugh at themselves.
      Seriously, lighten up. You'll live longer.

      • reality check

        spoken like a true LOSER

        • Jewels

          Your calling me a loser. Interesting. You don't have a clue as to who I am or what I do for a living, what my work ethic happens to be. Just a little run down to help you determine how much of a "loser" I am.
          I am a mother of 3. Onee of whom is autistic. I work as an Educational Assistant. In my work place… an elementary school, calling somone a loser gets you detention. Calling someone a loser, implies that someone has little or no value, that everything they do or believe in is beneath you. Obviously, this is a lesson, that you, captain perfection failed to learn..
          Being an educator of young children, many of whom have special needs in a variety of ways, including mental/emotional health, developmental and physical, work can be stressful. In our school, we actually plan and participate in some of the antics you deem as stupid. We get our students involved. Nothing motivates children like giving them permission to learn and be silly at the same time. Life is short, life is serious, take a deep breath, enjoy it. KCCO.

    • thismyfriendsisaho


    • MattKL

      You're the asshole in the office who narcs on everybody if they aren't always working, aren't you?

    • grunt87

      Stuff like that helps keep morale up and keeps work fun…Did anyone get hurt? No. Relax bud It helps keep people sane. If you were a leader wouldn't you want your employees to have a good time, (keep them happy and you get continued and increased productivity). I take it you don't have a job?

      • Jewels

        well said grunt87!!! And also very true!!

        • http://thatnakedblogger.blogspot.com Beth

          I also agree with this. The more fun we have at my job, the better everyone's day tends to be. I know, for myself, an overly serious environment is bad for my morale and my work ethic. Give me a good time and people I want to spend my days with, or send me home.

  • whyme1973

    #26 is killing me!

    • john v.

      yeah, that one made me lol.

    • SARmedic

      I just snapped a pic of that and sent it to my sister, I said "look what fell out of mom's purse when she came over this morning." lmao

      My sister replied back, "She's far too obsessive to let anything fall out of her purse."

    • http://hermesdfo.blogspot.com hermesdfo

      255 seconds…..

  • Shar11

    wish my boss could look outside and see #1

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    "Warehouse" in Columbia?

  • Cookie

    Ha! 13's at my uni…brilliant use of the library =)

  • bmw11585

    So true. #20

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #21 Apparently you do not quite know how to KK & CO

    • passwordistaco

      Ummm… not sure how to tell you this but…. screw it who cares KC & CO

      • 80's Baby


    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      I want to eat there.

      And I bet the restaurant is nice too.

  • DtownBrew

    #23 Which brewery is this? Is it Ska? Those look like Ska Special E.S.B cans. Must be Ska.

    • Anonymous

      It’s ska, maybe from the old warehouse / brewery?

    • Seangoloid

      Sure is!

    • Rude Boy About Town

      Yah that's Ska ESB. I'd like to know who built those pallets and where that happened.

  • Master_Rahl

    #13 Not to mention a waste of paper… the trees are crying!!

    • Jack Handey

      If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

      • Master_Rahl

        if that's the case, I'm printing extra copies of THOSE trees. That'll teach the others to keep their mouths shut.

  • tdub

    #26 had me cracking up in the stall…

  • BigManJones

    Reposts of reposts of reposts…

    • redman70

      Same complaint over and over…you must be someone who only watches a movie once.

    • MattKL

      We all thank you for your stunningly incisive observation.

    • dorkfish

      You're just a click away

      • BigManJones

        I hate reposts and I know that's all they have here but I come here everyday to repost my frustrations against reposts.

  • Don't Be a Douche

    #19 seems legit

  • IICoLt45II

    #3 LOL

    • Underbaker

      I wondered why they called them SWINGlines.

    • >.>

      Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler…

  • uhhh

    GO PATS!!!

    • Woody

      we get it, troll…now kill yourself

      • Boner

        Suck it Woody.

  • Ty-Ty


  • AndreLei

    #25 Epic Freddie Mercury tie is epic

  • matt

    #23 Someone has some explaining to do

    • MC Hammer

      Looks like Ska's ESB Special Ale.

      • Alp

        It is beer? Oh the humanity!

  • Al Koholic

    #25 GREAT Tie!! BAD Stash! You sir need a razor.

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