I miss college….(55 Photos)

  • sit ubu sit good dog

    Aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi

  • cr1min4l

    The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content

    • womp

      so… you never got above probably a .3 gpa? you're a great addition to society

      • Michael~

        shut up womp

  • Mad Hittman

    #50 It's a chick in a box!

    • Jonathen

      What aisle can I find that at?

  • Spaz

    #45 On the right. Y U SO ANGRY?!?!

    • gometsgo

      thats a wet fart face

  • etcrr

    #2 #27 Chive On! my friends

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Well I don't miss it; can't miss what you've never had.
    #45 I'll take the skinny one.

    – feeding students too much mushrooms for the fun of it

    • Sorry bout it

      You never went to college? Wow what a surprise.

      • Chad

        Me neither. But, I was born with a trust-fund, sooo…..KISS MY RICH ASS, BITCHES!!

  • Hank

    People need a lot of alcohol to become less creative.

    Nothing new under the sun.

    • JKP

      People need a lot of alcohol is the only part I agree with…

  • Scott

    #10 I'm beginning to see the appeal of being a male cheerleader.

    • Maynard B.

      I'd sign up for any activity that involves looking up a girl's skirt for two hours.

    • tm.

      Faces are over rated

    • http://twitter.com/TAndrewarhol @TAndrewarhol

      Will Ferrel SNL skit. Look it up.

  • myself

    #20 Do want.
    #37 Lovely.

  • Anonymous

    Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi……. Get back on the boat to hmp Australia

    Lots of love from the pomms

  • DirtyHarry

    #22 FIND HER! (Left one, duhh)

    • drbman

      i'll take the top heavy one on the right!

      • Carlier

        Definitely the one on the right. I nearly passed out when the blood left my head so fast on its way to other parts

      • Jester

        Yeah, FLBP that girl

    • McG

      You spelled "right" wrong…

    • Shappy

      The top heavy one on the right looks like Danielle Houghton, the Hooters chick

    • paintslagin

      the one on the left lived in the town i went to college in, her name is nicole christon

    • umadbro

      Yep once again Danielle Houghton. I'm referring to the one on the right. She needs her own post at this point.

  • Jimmy the Saint

    Stripper pole in a man cave. You win at life!

    • passwordistaco

      #44 Indeed, well done sir.

    • 88u

      real men don't need a "cave" they own their fucking house

      • that is correct

        WELL SAID

  • Chunk Pants

    #45 on the right, super cute! Put me in the ring w her and I’ll be smiling like that too

  • Wonder_Boy

    #10 THIS… IS… SPARTA!!!!

  • lando

    #29 oh my dear god. I'm going to Wal-Mart right the f now.

    • doucheboy

      What is on this pizza?

      • Redynz

        Pizza rolls I assume.

      • [,0i

        something dumbass americans don't need for their already fat assses.

        • feel sorry for these

          wow… hate much?

        • snowplowking

          jealous much?

    • passwordistaco

      If you are stoned enough to crave this you shouldn't be driving.

    • Jakethesnake

      Would probably burn the hell out of the roof of your mouth.

  • moar boar

    #4 A Charlies Angels pose, I like it!
    #54 Women in short Grecian/Roman clothing = Sexy
    #49 Very cute

    • moar boar

      #22 one on the left looks like she's checking out the FLBP girl on the rights ass. Nice!

    • KayMan

      everything you say is true

  • drbman

    #22 find the blonde.PLEASE

    • Shappy

      It appears to be Danielle Houghton, the Hooters Chick

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      H U G E ! Bigger than her head! MOAR!

  • sprung

    What the hell is up with all the light beer?

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      It's affordable.

  • Redynz

    #32 should have waited a few days… It was -52 on Saturday night.

    • Allan

      Fairbanks FTW

    • girl in pic 2

      We do what we want

    • Legion

      I went to college and worked as a firefighter there for 2 years. Loved getting girls in their underwear in front of the "outrageously cold" time n' temp sign.

      • ummm...yeah

        I lived my whole life there. SO glad im going to college somewhere else where it doesnt have to be -51 to get girls in their underwear…

  • Bubba

    #16 Look at her go! FIND!

    • Underbaker

      OK you can stop now, her boobs are full.

  • Otter

    #31 Good way to die. Ever hear of carbon monoxide?

    • Boom!_Headshot!

      Darwin in action

      • Headshot denied


    • Above AVERAGE

      Actually you can burn LPG indoors with just a little ventilation, since it burns almost completely, releasing almost pure CO2 and H20. You DO get lots of Carbon Monoxide from charcoal, since it's a solid fuel that is difficult to get to combust completely. That said, he should at least open a window and put a fan in it, then no problems for sure.

      Aaaaaaaaaaaand, you're welcome.

    • nick

      This is pretty similar to how Brad Delp of Boston killed himself a few years ago.

  • optimus_lopez

    #45 ill take the metal please middle please

  • James

    This is random but I want you Chivers' advice – I trust you lot.
    I'm from London. Next year I'm study abroad. These are my options:

    Columbia University
    Georgia Institute of Technology
    Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
    Rutgers, State University of New Jersey
    University of Illinois Urbana Champaign
    University of Wisconsin-Madison
    University of British Columbia
    University of Toronto

    Which should I choose?

    • James

      And for the record:
      #18 #32 #35 #36 #44 #50 are all epic.

      • MAD the guy in 35

        No Hot girl in the pic but still a epic day

    • SolarDale

      1. Madison, 2. Columbia, 3. RPI (I did my MS there)

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


    • Chelsea

      Columbia or Caltech

    • Penis

      No where in Canada.

      • Tom


    • zaedrus

      Madison is an awesome town and has a solid school.
      So is Vancouver, but not sure about UBC itself.

    • John

      Georgia Tech, better weather hotter chicks

    • poo P Pants

      stay home, asswipe-poopey pants in your underwares!

    • Joel

      Do like the sports guy says… Go west or southwest. Better weather hotter women. This is coming from a guy that went to a midwestern school for college i.e long cold winters. You will make up for them with learning how to drink and heavily…

    • Bucky

      Madison (I'm an Alum) or Caltech (I mean, c'mon, it's Caltech)

    • Tom

      U of Victoria. I went there. 3 to 1 girl to guy ratio.

    • Choder

      Depends what you're taking, but keep in mind that Canadian university's are way cheaper and still have on par, even better quality education (particularly at the grad level) than their american counterparts (bring on the haters!). However, we get winter up here for most of your school year. Wanna party? Better off in the south. Wanna learn and still have fun? Come to Canada! I'm an econ major, and UBC has a tier 1 econ grad program, and UT's graduate econ is considered to be in the top ranks, on par with the likes of NYU (6th best american graduate econ program)

      • chode

        oh and beer's cheaper in the states

    • jkmcdermott

      Its easy, James. Columbia is your only choice. Since you're a Londoner, choosing any of these other schools (with the possible exception of Toronto) will find you in a cultural wasteland with naught but a pack of drunken, developmentally retarded American youth for company. That's Columbia, too, except you'll have NYC at your disposal. Urbana? Good God, Man. Wisconsin in the winter? Georgia? All the stereotypes of Southerners are true; they are cretins non-parleil. Save yourself while you can.

    • bryan

      skip U of I champagne. UIC is where its at!!

    • Burg

      41 and 53 are at a UBC party is that helps. Come to the west coast, trust me. Its laid back and plenty of pretty ladies.

      • Lugh

        Hiya– I'm an adjunct professor. Go to Georgia Tech or Columbia.

        Avoid Caltech and RPI — both have abysmal female-to-male ratios. Illinois at Urbana is abysmally cold, and UW Madison is a frozen wasteland in the winter. Canada is also cold. Your best bet, truly, is Columbia or Georgia Tech.

        • Ryan

          Abysmally cold in UIUC? GTFO. It rarely gets below 20.

    • matt

      Wisconsin no doubt. The women out there are gorgeous even with the weather being cold and it's a great party school, big weed school, also a good school to graduate from and amazing sports town.


  • whyme1973

    #10 Hot legs.
    #16 #37 FLBP Galore.
    #45 Moar of all
    #54 Hot

  • spicticus

    Find both in #22, especially girl on right
    More of #54

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