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  • matty

    First

    • DGS

      well…you really belong to this thread

  • http://twitter.com/crazyjayzy @crazyjayzy

    Ohh good lord…..

  • Guest

    #16
    Justice strikes!

    • Don't Be a Douche

      Karma Bitch!

      • troll

        yah, you tell 'em!! that old woman deserved to be raped.

    • Underbaker

      I want to party with her! At 77 and still can give a man a heart attack.

      • BLUNT

        CLASSY.

      • asdfghjklñ

        she was probably saying "WHY YOU STOPPIN MOTHERFUCKER??!!"

    • vindi

      Doesn't matter, had sex

    • iswhatitis

      All we can hope for is to die doing what we love.

      • Poontangler

        i agree. i hope i die while raping the shit out of a woman…..

    • F.S.M.

      He is sucking cocks in hell now.

    • Ted

      There is not one part of this story that isn't hilarious.

    • Tony B

      his name was Isabel…..

    • KorovaMilkBar

      I would much rather watch him get beat to death with dildos, but you take what you can get.

  • Jcop

    I hate you who ever created #28

    • Yo Yo Ma

      Round up their parents, shoot them, give the children to wolves to raise.

      • ThatGuy

        Just don't give them to any bipedal bears.

    • mittens

      These pageants for little kids… sooo damned creepy. WTF is wrong with the parents?

  • rick ross

    #28 lmao

    • dfgdf

      that's cute, inappropriate, but if you don't think about how fuckin nasty those peagents are, it's adorable.

    • biggles

      LOL….exactly

      To rick ross.

      If you find it sexual, You got screws loose. Personally, they look comical to me.

  • passwordistaco

    #5 Well, definitely a fruit

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      Plus 1 to you sir.

    • P90

      The legendary Christopher Biggins.

    • Iain

      Christopher Biggins the actor and panto dame

  • El Diablo Loco

    #28 Her parents need to be shot!

  • Woodrowrules

    Is #8 a scene from Me and Irene?

    • The Foley

      not sure but considering those kids probably live a ridiculous distance from a body of water bigger than that (and if they do it's probably full of crocodiles) I reckon this is a fair use of ingenuity.

      • passwordistaco

        Dude they've got clean running water (the hose big momma's holding) and a city issued trash can. I doubt they're dodging croc's in Botswana.

        • frankiej

          the colour of those Koori kids i'd be betting that's central australia or the northern territory. The Foley's got it in one.

          • passwordistaco

            Good call sir, forgot about you Aussie's down there. My bad

          • Rafael_RS

            Yeap, those are australian aborigines for sure

            Met a couple of cool abos back when I was living in Brisbane

    • Chivacy Please

      I think that is a pretty original idea…..aboriginal that is.

      • something something

        zingggg!

    • ChelseaRules

      We used to do that all the time when I was little…

  • Abraham

    13. Aliens

    • Fred

      got breasts. I'd tap that

  • Del

    #14

    You so crayzeee…

    • Nefaarious

      DAYUMMM mmmm can be my sugar momma…
      ok now i feel strange for even joking about that. 😦

  • Del

    #3

    Doesnt matter, had sex….

    • Nefaarious

      I think theres a point where its not having sex anymore, its just fucking the shit out of it…

  • Aznsupastar

    #14 Seems Legit

    • its_forge

      Me !

  • luckyB

    #28 parents that do this to thier kids need to….die. im gonna have nightmares from the rest of these pics.

    • ThatGuy

      I think execution is just a bit harsh.

  • Spencer_on_Fire

    #13

    The only explanation for this…..aliens

    • Underbaker

      They are freaky, makes me think of Stepford Wives.

    • AAA

      i would

      • Edge

        Ditto

    • Rafael_RS

      the one on the right is a robot for sure, or a wax statue
      cannot be real

    • Master_Rahl

      I thought it was a teaser for the White Girls sequel… so freaky looking.

      • Chris Moltisanti

        This is almost creepier since it's serious :S

    • yodaddy

      Thank you, that is the same damn thing I thought. I'm afraid that if i look to long i will see them rip the skin off like an egger suit (<- MIB reference)

      • Hello

        Edgar*

    • Big A

      so stragne yet oddly attractive….. must see moar!…but why?

    • F.S.M.

      I guess you guys are used to sexing up twins that are a 12 out of 10. HATERS. They are fine as hell. I would fuck an alien if they looked like that hah

      • Craigery

        I guess you're used to fucking a Real Doll, if you think they're attractive.

      • Chris Moltisanti

        You can have them all to yourself if you make sure no more pictures are taken.

      • DRIZ

        HAHAHAHAHAAH PISS POOR TASTE, I ACTUALLY FEEL BAD FOR YOU NOW

    • trollatc

      Looks like an adam's apple on the left one.

    • babyface

      Is it bad that i wanna tap that?

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      Brrrrrrrr…………gave me chills.
      Something is just not right here.
      I think if they fell in the water they would melt and look like the dude who crashed into the toxic waste tank on robocop..

    • bdg

      I think they found Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon!!! Spookie!

  • Bob

    #3 Whatever floats your boat!

    • Ronnie

      Now THAT is humour!

    • MonkeyMadness

      Oh, I see what you did there. 😛

  • http://hermesdfo.blogspot.com hermesdfo

    Come on Chive, don't make me lose faith in humans

    • ThatGuy

      If this post shakes your faith in humans I recommend staying away from news media and history books.

  • John

    #8 if funny because they are poor, right?

    • thatguy

      why do you assume they are poor? RACIST! haha jk with ya John

    • AsciiAdam

      It's funny because it is funny. Do what you have to do, but don't think I won't laugh at the pic on the internet.

      I have pics of me sitting in a mud puddle as a kid, we were dirt poor. I still laugh at them.

      P.S. They look pretty happy to me.

    • Craigery

      No, it's funny because they're in a trash can. It would be funny no matter how much money they had.

      • sit ubu sit good dog

        In Australia they are called wiz bins, and this photo was taken in the outback of Oz it would have been freakin boiling hot,probably 40+degrees that`s why they are smiling thier arses of. And yes it`s funny `cause they are poor.

    • biggles

      Funny cause they are poor you say? ……damn skippy. TNB

  • Jordan

    Yea, Lil Wayne can wear whatever he wants. Just keep the albums coming.

    • mainstream fag

      waynes whack

    • Johnc

      I don't think he knows what an 'album' is

    • Chase

      Objection

    • Chuck

      Lil Wayne can suck my balls. He sucks to the max!

    • biggles

      His music is an open sore which oozes puss in the ears of our youth and out of our radio stations. His music is a cancer that should be chemo'd as soon as possible.

    • edslerson

      😦

  • abcdefg

    #6 The Magical Mystery Tour is waiting to take you away!!!!!!

    • Wolfmane

      Would you care for a mint? It's wafer thin.

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        Cheezit, it's Mr. Creosote!!

      • _Moose_

        How are we feeling today?
        Better.
        Better?
        Better get me a bucket. I'm going to throw up.

    • theend81

      Mr. Lennon makes for a great creeper, is there anything that man couldn't do?

    • Franklin1138

      Unfortunately that man doesn't exist any longer, and the world is worse off for it.

  • Del

    #24

    Stan lee's thoughts, "i dont wanna be on this planet anymore"

    • Jason B

      He never was really here to begin with….

    • Dan

      Funny part is Wolverine isn't one of Stan Lee's characters. <–I'm a comic nerd.

      • trooperjoe73

        Why would he have to be a Stan Lee character? Wolverine is a Marvel Comics character. And who is associated with Marvel Comics more than Stan Lee? Besides, Steve Ditko, no one!

    • itsobvious

      He is your average chiver.

    • Ken

      Poor Stan!! 😦

  • Neb Redyns

    #6 is John Lennon. It's from the album art for The Magical Mystery Tour.

    • Cory

      It's actually a scene in the movie which was then used as album art.

      • Don't Be a Douche

        Cool story bro

        • DavidJ

          You should take the advice implied in your name.

      • Madi

        Sweet… Kinda reminded me of the scene from Monty Python's "The meaning of Life" in the restaurant with the puke bucket…

  • Tillman

    #18 Ultraman is straight pimpin'…

  • passwordistaco

    My face is actually sore, was stuck in WTF expression too long.

  • gingergreek

    I don't wanna live on this world anymore

  • saltygary

    #24 the Stan Lee ones are the best.

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