A few Super Bowl facts to impress your friends this Sunday (17 Photos)

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  • AmyK

    Me?

    • jes

      thats riigght ! ur #1!ol

      • AmyK

        Yay 🙂 And it had to be on a stupid football gallery…

        • uhhh

          GO PATS!!!

  • Parrish

    Here's another fact: I will be drinking!

    • jhut

      here's another: no one cares.

    • A-Man

      I think I'm going to switch it up and do some acid this year

      • The_Dood

        That's a fucking idea! Thanks for making my plans for the weekend…

    • guest

      it would be rude not to

    • Katie

      I took off work monday 🙂

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Here's another fact: Sunday is my birthday.There will be LOTS of drinking and not working Monday.

  • ras

    Wtf… so disapoining

    • Yep

      You must be asian.

      • Fun_with_Numbrs

        yep. I giggled.

    • Bazz

      Whats a Super Bowl?

  • StudPhi

    Another fact should be the day after Super Bowl Sunday is the most called off day at work

    • True American

      Ahh yes, Superbowl Sunday. What could be more American than drinking shitty beer while sitting on your ass and yelling at a television for hours on end, only to have a man's penis flap around on-screen at probably the most crucial point in the game? Nothing.

      • Holmespump

        Dude, what the Hell kind of Super Bowl do you watch?

        • Lisa

          I dunno, but sign me up

    • OhSomeEvil

      I'm already pulling that card

    • Lowrent75

      Also the day where the most domestic violence disturbances are called in.

  • Brett

    Eli Manning is such a douche

    • Aaron R.

      You mom uses a douche. Go back to MS.

      • Aaron is ignorant

        Remember Eli played at Ole Miss in MS. A lot of people from Mississippi are hoping for a Giants win

    • babyface

      hes also a bitch

    • sandi

      holy crap, Brady is sooooo much douchier. (and yes i am tony jealous)

  • MylesofStyles

    Superbowl Weekend: The longest running Unofficial Long Weekend in North American History. Cheers to taking Monday off!

  • mike

    But all my friends are chivers…

  • Levi

    pictures 7 & 8 are the wrong players

    • Brett

      I thought he looked a little small to be James Harrison

      • Karen

        Thats wen he was doing coke..

    • JimmyBags

      8 is wrong. 7 is right. google it.

    • Dorothy

      Its Dennis Dixon in #8…Harrisons number is 92

      • Franky

        Santonio Holmes?

      • Big boy

        That's Santonio Holmes he was also the MVP that year.

  • Jester

    #10 False by a long shot

    • Jester

      #16 My bad

      • Matt

        Care to correct?

        • Brent

          Of the top 20, 10 are superbowls. Of the top 10, 3 are superbowls. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_watched

          • driftwoodprose

            When ranked by percent of households, by number of households, 7 of the top 10 are Super Bowls. Cheers, Mash and Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding Olympics are the only non-SBs in the top ten. 15 of the top 20 are SBs. Also, when you take into account the number of viewers, since most Super Bowls are watched in groups whereas people watch series finales more or less only with their families, comparatively, the viewer numbers are likely much higher. So false, sure, but close.

          • Underbaker

            Give me about 10 minutes so I can update that page….

        • Wow
  • SomeDudeHere

    #7 Is clearly Steve Smith when the fact is about Muhsin Muhammed. Just throwing up random pictures?

    • beds

      same thing on #8

    • Chris

      I was thinking the same exact thing – not Moose

    • @bdaley84

      You are wrong. Steve Smith is 89. That picture is of Muhsin.

    • Lowrent75

      Wrong. Steve is smaller, lighter and wears 89.

    • Ned Plimpton

      Actually that IS Muhs… Steve Smith looks nothing like him and wears #89

      • uhhh

        GO PATS!!!

        EITHER WAY PATS WON IT!

    • matt

      or it's actually a picture of Muhsin Muhammed and not Steve Smith

    • guest

      that is not steve smith. COM ON MAN

  • beds

    #17 BS pretty sure I won like 5 super bowls in a row in Madden NFL '11

  • JesseEff

    #17 needs to be photoshopped.

  • VedHead77

    My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

    • Indy Girl

      No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball.

      • VedHead77

        Captain Insano shows no mercy.

        • bearkat34

          No Colonel Sanders you're wrong.

          • VedHead77

            You don't have what they call "the social skills." That's why you never have any friends, 'cept fo' yo' mama.

    • Hithere

      It's because of their medulla ablongada!

    • brandon

      Everything's the devil to you mama!!!!!!!!

  • Steverino

    Damn right !!
    #11

    • uhhh

      GO PATS!!!

    • WSU

      Joe Montana was a quarterback you IDIOT.

    • RALPH

      Tom Brady has three.. going for four..so???

  • Hates You

    Worst Superbowl “anything” EVER!!! Stick to what you know boys.

  • Anonymous

    #7, and #8 talk about one player but shows a picture of a different player

  • Adam

    #8 looks a lot like Santonio Holmes……weird.

  • Dukeofohio

    #13 not "like a boss" but as the actual boss himself

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Move President's Day to the day after the Super Bowl. WIN! WIN!

    • Hell Yeah

      ^This guy for Pres 2012!

  • Joe

    #8 is a pic of former Steeler Santonio Holmes, not James Harrison.

    • pinky thumbs

      chive tards

    • Jak

      Also James Harrison's run was actually an interception

    • WSU

      James Harrison could not be pictured as he went helmet to lens with any camera that tried to film him.

  • bmw11585

    #2 True, but Green Bay has won a total of 13 championships (including Super Bowls).

    • GoBears

      Fuck the packers…and they're retarded fans

      • ROK247

        here's a neat stat for ya – the bears suck donkey balls.

      • daveh873

        "They're" retarted fans? Way to show your intellectual superiority!

    • EffinMatty

      Sorry, I couldn't hear you with Clay Matthew's balls in your mouth…

    • Douche McFuckstain

      Pretty sure when there was less than a dozen teams in the league, a 'championship' doesn't have as much merit. That's like the Canadians being so happy about all their cup wins when only 6 teams played in the NHL.

      I guess what I'm trying to say is…fuck off.

  • jasgat66

    #16 Love this… 6 team jerseys represented… People drinking wine… Nobody looking at the TV where there appears to be a touchdown happening… Yes a true representation of a superbowl party… Holy shit…

    • DisgruntledFan

      This is also a photo of, among other things, Giants fans and Eagles fans coexisting peacefully in the same room together.

      I call bullshit!

  • Tivo

    #12 Joe Greene actually has 6 Super Bowl rings, 4 as a player and 2 as a coach.

    • Tivo

      Sorry #13

  • llano2

    #8 Would NOT be the longest run in a super bowl. That would be by a running back or QB. An INT return does not count as a run.

    • LLT

      Agreed, interception return shouldn't be a run, but the ongest rush was 75 yds by Willie Parker (Steelers) in Super Bowl XL. Limited to 75 by virtue of the goal line.

  • Sheezy

    Mike Ditka does not have a superbowl ring as a player, only as a coach. He did win an NFL championship, but that was before the Superbowl Era. Case-in-point: The Chicago Bears have only won one superbowl. And llano is right- its the longest PLAY in SB history, not a run.

    • Brad

      I'm pretty sure he won a SB with Dallas (1972?)

      • kodakkid

        You sir would be absolutely correct.

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