Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

Clara’s website right here.

  • chiving all day

    First. Shit yeah

    • tim

      Congrats!!! Your prize is a weeks vacation to Detroit's finest Motel 6!

    • UncleDave

      Nob jockey, hell yeah!

      • Mikentrigger

        I've been checking all day thinking there might be a sneaky release of bfm shirts… NothIng.

        • Lord Slickback

          holy shit, get a life….

          • Jawbone

            Holy shit, you responded. Why the fuck would anyone take your advice?

  • Slappy_McGee

    Between late DAR, the post about some girl's lips on random dudes' faces, and those retched Super Bowl stats, Friday had better have one fabulous Sexy Chivers post. I wanna see nipple.

    • John

      I've been filming all week on TB and the outlook on the SC looks bleak if I'm honest.

      I don't usually get thumbed down much these days but here we go —–>

      • Slappy_McGee

        Your honesty is respected. Thumb up for not blowing smoke in our face.

      • HatBomb

        That is truly tragic, but without you there would be no Sexy Chivers at all, all we can do is be grateful for the Sexy Chivers we do get.

      • Heres_Johnny30

        No worries bro! Keep up the good work! Let's grab a beer next time you are in Atlanta!

        • amandajean

          3 Cheers for chivers in Atlanta. ❤

          • Heres_Johnny30

            Hip Hip…KCCO!!

      • uhhh

        GO PATS!!!

    • AssClown

      I take it you didn't scroll either the UFC Octagon Girls or Claudia posts? And here's your nipple:

      <img src="http://twodropsoftears.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/hairy-nipple.jpg"&gt;

      • penguin slayer

        So so wrong. By the way were did you get a pic of john's nipple from?

      • penguin slayer

        So so wrong! By the way were did you git a pic of john's nipple from

        • JnyBlack

          And seriously, if the dudes having a hard time finding nipples on the internet (even of the softcore variety) then he needs some serious training.

    • JDB

      Nipples… Titty Sprinkles.

      Morgan Freeman told me that. True story.

  • Phil

    #4 – 6 more weeks of bewbs ?

    • kjmasdf


    • Unfkngblvbl

      would've been funny if all the posts today were the same ones from yesterday

    • Spencer_on_Fire

      More sweater puppies!!

  • kjmasdf

    i fapped to the British Chivette

    • kjmasdf

      first time i fapped to something on the chive

      • Butthurt Chiver


    • Chivacy Please

      Did you turn the light off first?

    • False.

      False. I'm pretty sure it isn't humanly possible to have an erection while looking at her.

      • Charlie D. Surf

        true story. chick's a butterface.

        • skeeter

          either way her body was sex

  • waaaa

    # 33 say girl lemme kiss ya where ya pee

    • Charlie


    • Undershooter30

      Hey gur, lemme pee in dat butt (btw #33 is how its done)

  • Anonymous

    Great… not really. Anywho… I’m off to get some pussy, later gang!

  • Slick_Nick

    #41 Truly Friendzoned :p
    #48 great way to end the day, ChiveOn everyone 🙂

    • James

      Agreed on both comments.

      • wantomas

        Either that chick has huge feet, or that guy has a tiny penis. I mean shoe size.

    • kjmasdf

      maybe #41 offered his shoes to get her to walk home from the bar with him

    • insaneyoda

      #41 – False, that guy got some THAT night.

      #48 Chive On!

    • wakeup

      Not necessarily friendzoned…..but definitely pussy whipped

    • insaneyoda

      #41 – False, that guy got some THAT night.
      #48 – CHIVE ON!

    • moondoggy13

      Gentleman…singular. And a true lady keeps her heels on…

    • ChelseaRules

      #41 How do we know she wasn't being polite and carrying his shoes?

    • guest

      Not sure I'd want to date a chick who wore size twelve sneakers

    • Footwear Specialist

      If that girl is dumb enough to wear uncomfortable shoes the let her suffer. You shouldn't take off your comfortable shoes for someone who has made a poor footwear choice. All girls walk home crying about how their feet hurt but it's their problem!

      I'm off to sit in my cave.

      • dazisafag

        friendzone level 69

  • DJQuantuM00

    #4 FTW!

  • James

    #7 I commented 50 times, but never got to the first page

    • skeeter

      made it this time buddy

  • http://redbeardbrewer.blogspot.com reality

    #1 #2 #3 #4 i bet bill murray really fucking hates groundhog day.

    • dandude2

      Ill bet he hates it over and over again.

    • JHL1

      Having pictures of a goundhog and pics from the movie groundhog day…. that is so not random.
      In fact, it is the opposite of random; it is predictable.

      Great movie, but why not put it in a post titled Happy Groundhog Day instead of the DAR?

      This is a message from CWWTDTRR – Chivers Who Want The DAR To Remain Random.

  • AssClown

    AssClown watched you fap while scrolling the UFC Octagon Girls and Claudia posts.

    <img src="http://i930.photobucket.com/albums/ad143/Reddman6988/Gifs/sAAqG.gif"&gt;

    • Ivy

      STOP IT! I was trying to leave my own comment and I kept getting distracted by this abomination! 🙂

    • that guy


    • mitter78

      Thanks for the nightmares, dickhead.

    • Wet_tosti

      They all fap down here!!

      • Frank

        "Come eat fried chicken with me beautiful….. It's so dark!!"

    • Fred

      How do you post non-DAR pics in the reply?

      • Wet_tosti

        You can't! He's a witch!!!!

        • its made of wood

          Burn the witch!!!

          • Kaiwatha

            he turned me into a newt! but i got better

    • HatBomb

      This is truly terrifying, I wont fap right for a week.

  • Parrish

    #14 Looks like somebody already got the cherry…

  • Pat

    #33 without the phone! Find moar. Love you chive.

    • manilovefilmsdylan

      Not that it matters much, but was that taken at a fast food restaurant? The guy in the background is distracting me.

      • wantomas

        Hooters!! The most skewed hot boobies to terrible chicken ratio in the country!!

        • lonin

          Odd…the last one I went to was skewed the wrong way.

    • SARmedic

      find herrrrrrrr!

  • Jeff

    I'd eat that that and probably #48 too

    • Poontangler

      Probably??? You need to learn how to prioritize.

  • SMan

    #33 double epic humpage

  • aaa

    first!!! omg first!!!

    • Smithers

      swing and miss there champ

    • BiGGyT

      so close……

    • GFY

      Really? No seriously, really?
      How is it possible that you are that stupid? And you couldn't even type a name? I'm surprised you aren't a;lkdjfla;kjdf!

      • Thanos

        you actually strike me as more pathetic than him.

        • skeeter

          agreed hahs

  • trapper

    #48 Well done!

    • Del

      Clara > Claudia

    • pdiddily420

      They should have included this one.

      <img src="http://clarabond.com/photos_files/pr18.jpg"&gt;

      • Hand of Fate

        Damn, that is a sexy picture. How did you come by it??

        • pdiddily420

          I clicked on the link for Clara's website at the bottom of the pics and went to the photos section.

          • Hand of Fate

            Didn't see the website link at first, but thanks.

            The hot girl distracted me from reading…

  • jasonsapunka

    Does anyone else think the KCCO shirt should also come in black with green writing?

    • lonin

      I'd like to see them get it in enough supply to be able to purchase it regardless of the color.

  • steve

    #20 can you do that while giving a bj? True talent! ……CHIVE ON!

  • aciekay

    #36 every day.

    • http://www.thechive.com Penrath

      If #36 was actually said by a woman.. I'd like to meet her.

      • chivefoundit

        It was. ^ right above you.

      • ChelseaRules

        I'd like to introduce you to Most Women.

        • Average Chiver

          fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

        • CeigeJay

          True story!

    • Undershooter30

      Pics or it didn't happen.

  • Admiral Ackbar


    • EhFuckitDude

      Take note gentlemen..this is what a woman's body looks like. Not some blonde skinny stick who loves to takes pictures of herself.

      • gus


        • bill

          attention hoe 4 show

  • gary

    #2 should be national

  • the_mike

    #22 Starting them off with a fine foundation I see!

  • Wet_tosti

    #41 Gentleman my ass….. Welcome to the friendzone!

    • 16inchzipper
      • footwear specialist

        If that girl is dumb enough to wear uncomfortable shoes the let her suffer. You shouldn't take off your comfortable shoes for someone who has made a poor footwear choice. All girls walk home crying about how their feet hurt but it's their problem!

        I'm off to sit in my cave.

    • Dick Salad

      Girls don't want a nice guy… My gf had to walk 2 miles in her heels drunk one night. Did I give her my shoes? Nope… Did her feet get bloody and blistered? Yup… Did she learn her lesson? Nope… and now she's my wife… fml that didn't really work out the way I planned it…

  • Tillman

    #10 Well, I'm going to go home tonight and spend more time with my kids.

    • blunt

      same. that almost got me.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      was thinking the same thing, but with my daughters…my son is kind of a shit.

      • Barry McKokkinner


    • indesignkat

      wow.. wise kid or vindictive mom?

      • riverdog

        kid is too young to think that without coaching. VM

        • Plurp

          I would maybe put the age about 5 looking at the hand writing. If so, the child is more than old enough to know that it sucks not seeing her dad as much as she would like.

    • Grodon

      as soon as you finish reading the DAR….

    • parkatola

      This plus "Cats in the Cradle" and I feel guilty being away from my kids at all. Thanks Chive.

    • onetime

      he needs to spend more time with his kid…that fuckin retard cant spell for shit

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