Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Twoo


    • MonkeyMadness

      I'm sorry your penis is so small.

      • GorillaSanity

        umadjelly bro

      • Twoo

        I'm flattered you were looking.

    • uMad?

      I for one, wish to congratulate this exceptional Chiver and his achievement of First Post. All those who reply in a negative manner are clearly jealous.

  • Guest-ee-poo


    • zighawk73


    • zionalbino

      They shoulda neva gave yu niggas muny!..don't know how to appreciate it!

    • Lunchbox Smith

      Take that to ebaums, they'll appreciate that there.

      • herpaderp

        If people only did things where people appreciate them, everybody on this site would be having gay sex.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #2 Whoa, didn't you just post this yesterday? and the day before?

    • afewlittletrysts

      well played sir

    • UFM

      Regarding Bill F. Murray: There's an old SNL clip titled "Il Returno de Hercules", featuring the man himself. It's one of my favorite childhood memories. It's also notoriously difficult to find on the net. Anyone have a link that hasn't been taken down due to copyright crap? I've been searching off and on for years with no luck,

    • stumeister

      Saw what you did there ! Tip my hat off to you

  • fuckyoufirstguy


    • sit ubu sit good dog

      No shit sherlock………..!

  • Patrick

    Same here #30, same here

    • Sammy

      Ha! I work there, good to see Caribou making the DMA

    • Aznsupastar

      Nothing like a good Caribou in the morning!! Got mine right here.

  • mit romney

    Boom!! First in Florida, now first for Morning Awesomeness!!

    • Julien


    • aussie aussie aussie

      I find it absolutely hilarious that the two candidates you guys have to choose from are named mit and newt… Ahahahahahahahahahah

      • Burley

        I feel robbed of variety. We only had David or Gordon. Didn't you guys have Julia and Tony to choose from. I want to see an election where we have clothing versus amphibian

    • YeahI'mSean

      You know he spells his name "Mitt", right?

  • Hi.

    #1 "Bitch, I'm fanastic"

    • POSTdiluvian

      +1, but it's definitely "bitch, I'm fabulous"

      • Hi.

        aha i know, i realized afterwards ^_^

    • The_Dood

      L'Oreal. Because you're worth it…

    • Dukeofohio

      does somebody just follow this dude around taking pictures

    • El sanchez

      Looks more like the kraken learned to drive :O

  • MonkeyMadness

    #21 Now that's one straight up gangsta thug! That's hard core, yo!

    • Hah.

      Rollback 4 lyfe.

    • Cody Banks

      people like this should have their balls removed so they cant pollute the gene pool…

    • Carlos Spicy Weiner

      I know that guy. He owns a tattoo shop.

      • Mike

        I'm sorry for you!

        • Carlos Spicy Weiner

          I am too. Hes an asshole.

  • wtf

    #7 Shaved the hair off of his eye too…?

    • SlippyFist

      badass motherfucker shaved off his ears

      • Burley

        and the front darker part of his iris

    • Pete

      If you look closer, its more like a bad photoshop job…

      • http://www.outtalineracing.com tongystunter

        he shaved off his ear too!

      • Lula

        never! ^^

    • carter

      And photoshoped his goatee longer….looks like the only thing he actually did was shave half is little beard

  • Sean

    Well if #25 has the Batman Seal of Approval, then I can't argue with it 😉

    • Everclear

      Whoa. Where is THAT Catwoman clip from!?

      • trthhgf

        The clip is from the trailer for the Batman:Year One movie that I watched and NO that scene is not in the movie. Pretty good movie tho.

        • Zasm02

          It's a bonus cartoon on Batman: Year One. Check the special features.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      yep…it's pretty awesome

  • MattKL

    #23 Ben Richards can't be too far behind.

    • The Bandit

      That movie came to my mind too when I saw that….

    • The Carlos

      Darn you beat me to the punch. I was going to ask if it was Dynamo. Well done sir.

    • jdfish2279

      "Hey, Lighthead! Hey, Christmas Tree!"

      I was thinking the exact same thing. Well played, Sir. Well played.

    • Pete

      You win over all posts on here for making a Running man quote!!

  • Kodak Moment.

    #10 "Smash! Slice! Death! Timmy, NO!!"

    • B52

      my thoughts exactly. stupid parents

      • JOE


        • No You

          punishment for only getting a B+ on his exam.

          • Hao

            If he was asian the bottles would be knives…"You talk to me when you Doctor!"

  • ...

    #21 Not suprized… probably lives there

    • heywoodjablowme

      probably in the parking lot.

  • aaron

    #15 legend

    • Pokepoke

      geegeegeegee babybabybaby

    • zaedrus


    • isawoj

      I thought those were moles at first.

    • eclipze

      I will never remember which one is who.

  • Art

    #15 And then they all went back to Bill Murray's house and had a 10-some. Good for you, Bill!

    • kick it

      WTF is on those girls faces?

      • Hiipower


    • Del

      Bitches love Bill fucking Murray

  • Guest

    #6 has balls. Cold ones, but still.

    • slany

      The Fang in Colorado.

    • Different Guest

      Possibly the most dangerous type of climbing out there.

  • Rollout25

    #14 Don't they know about Feline AIDS!

    • MonkeyMadness

      Doesn't matter, had sex!

      • *Yawn*

        does matter, got aids.

    • dashete

      Or seat belts!

    • dfgdf

      i'd be like, "HEY YOU CATS, STOP HAVING A 3-SOME ON MY CAR!!"

  • Twig

    #24 WTF

  • dashete

    #3 No bacon tray? What's the point then?

    • wakeup

      you completely missed the point apparently…dumbass

      • wake uo!

        you completely missed the point apparently…dumbass

        • *Yawn*

          you're not clever.

    • Prangsta

      I just got a new Back to Basics 4 slice with 2 egg poachers and a warming rack for pre cooked meat. So I agree with you. Yeah, I just bragged about my toaster. ps It has a setting that will toast only one side of your bagels.

      • Girly

        mind officially blown. One side of your bagel? Genius.

    • HJRO2

      That's why you get the bacon alarm clock

    • Smell Coffee

      Think about it, egg and soldiers….

  • The Bandit

    #2 …and like in the movie it's coooold out there! (Just around 15°F here)

    • os99

      It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey and it's gonna last for the rest of your life…

      • MattKL

        Maybe the real God uses tricks, you know? Maybe he's not omnipotent. He's just been around so long he knows everything.

  • Dan

    #2 One of the best movies ever made.

  • jesse bongiorno

    the fact that im commenting on #30 right now pretty much says it all

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #29 I'm not surprised. They both had their own theme park and they both liked to touch kids.

    • Guest-ee-poo

      fail as fuck

    • qwerty

      micheal jordan, not jackson. dip shit

      • Anon

        no way. That's Michael Jackson when he was still black 6'9" and played gold and professional basketball.

        • dadawg77

          6'9" FAIL as I remember as a kid, "FROM NORTH CAROLINA AT GUARD 6 6 MICHAEL JORDAN!!" Even thou he was probably a little shorter in real life.

      • Just Sayin'

        What are you talking about? I LOVE Michael Jordan's theme park! 😀

    • Sorry miss Jordan

      LMFAO!! wow that was a huge fail… but Ironically he has the One glove and the shoes.

    • Guestimations

      It's Michael 'Air' Jordan dumbass
      Not every michael is jackson.

    • Lisa


    • The Chive Magistrate

      Gotta be the all time single dumbest posting to the Chive. You sir are banned for 30 days from making comments. Man card is permanently revoked as well. Go back and watch more E! Channel.

      • Dcolbert

        I've got a feeling that this one still has his boy-card and hasn't graduated to a man-card to lose, anyhow.

    • viceroy brown

      That's Michael JORDAN NOT Michael JACKSON you complete idiot..

    • monkey sampan

      You haven't lived until you've seen Bubbles dunk on Tito!

  • It'sLove..

    EVERY Hump day post should be HQ… That is all.

  • Guest-ee-poo

    whatever happened to the interactive thursday posts, hummm???

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