Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

I'm sorry your penis is so small.

I for one, wish to congratulate this exceptional Chiver and his achievement of First Post. All those who reply in a negative manner are clearly jealous.

DARKNESSES

They shoulda neva gave yu niggas muny!..don't know how to appreciate it!

Take that to ebaums, they'll appreciate that there.

well played sir

Regarding Bill F. Murray: There's an old SNL clip titled "Il Returno de Hercules", featuring the man himself. It's one of my favorite childhood memories. It's also notoriously difficult to find on the net. Anyone have a link that hasn't been taken down due to copyright crap? I've been searching off and on for years with no luck,

Saw what you did there ! Tip my hat off to you

No shit sherlock………..!

Ha! I work there, good to see Caribou making the DMA

Nothing like a good Caribou in the morning!! Got mine right here.

really?

I find it absolutely hilarious that the two candidates you guys have to choose from are named mit and newt… Ahahahahahahahahahah

You know he spells his name "Mitt", right?

+1, but it's definitely "bitch, I'm fabulous"

L'Oreal. Because you're worth it…

does somebody just follow this dude around taking pictures

Looks more like the kraken learned to drive :O

Rollback 4 lyfe.

people like this should have their balls removed so they cant pollute the gene pool…

I know that guy. He owns a tattoo shop.

badass motherfucker shaved off his ears

If you look closer, its more like a bad photoshop job…

And photoshoped his goatee longer….looks like the only thing he actually did was shave half is little beard

Whoa. Where is THAT Catwoman clip from!?

yep…it's pretty awesome

That movie came to my mind too when I saw that….

Darn you beat me to the punch. I was going to ask if it was Dynamo. Well done sir.

"Hey, Lighthead! Hey, Christmas Tree!"

I was thinking the exact same thing. Well played, Sir. Well played.

You win over all posts on here for making a Running man quote!!

my thoughts exactly. stupid parents

probably in the parking lot.

geegeegeegee babybabybaby

…ary

I thought those were moles at first.

I will never remember which one is who.

WTF is on those girls faces?

Bitches love Bill fucking Murray

The Fang in Colorado.

Possibly the most dangerous type of climbing out there.

Doesn't matter, had sex!

Or seat belts!

i'd be like, "HEY YOU CATS, STOP HAVING A 3-SOME ON MY CAR!!"

you completely missed the point apparently…dumbass

I just got a new Back to Basics 4 slice with 2 egg poachers and a warming rack for pre cooked meat. So I agree with you. Yeah, I just bragged about my toaster. ps It has a setting that will toast only one side of your bagels.

That's why you get the bacon alarm clock

Think about it, egg and soldiers….

It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey and it's gonna last for the rest of your life…

fail as fuck

micheal jordan, not jackson. dip shit

LMFAO!! wow that was a huge fail… but Ironically he has the One glove and the shoes.

It's Michael 'Air' Jordan dumbass
Not every michael is jackson.

yowza

Gotta be the all time single dumbest posting to the Chive. You sir are banned for 30 days from making comments. Man card is permanently revoked as well. Go back and watch more E! Channel.

That's Michael JORDAN NOT Michael JACKSON you complete idiot..

You haven't lived until you've seen Bubbles dunk on Tito!