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February 2, 2012 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
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That’s right woodchuck chuckers, it’s Groundhog Day!
Category: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
I'm sorry your penis is so small.
I'm flattered you were looking.
I for one, wish to congratulate this exceptional Chiver and his achievement of First Post. All those who reply in a negative manner are clearly jealous.
FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA
They shoulda neva gave yu niggas muny!..don't know how to appreciate it!
Take that to ebaums, they'll appreciate that there.
If people only did things where people appreciate them, everybody on this site would be having gay sex.
#2 Whoa, didn't you just post this yesterday? and the day before?
well played sir
Regarding Bill F. Murray: There's an old SNL clip titled "Il Returno de Hercules", featuring the man himself. It's one of my favorite childhood memories. It's also notoriously difficult to find on the net. Anyone have a link that hasn't been taken down due to copyright crap? I've been searching off and on for years with no luck,
Saw what you did there ! Tip my hat off to you
#2 BILL FUCKIN' MURRAY
No shit sherlock………..!
Same here #30, same here
Ha! I work there, good to see Caribou making the DMA
Nothing like a good Caribou in the morning!! Got mine right here.
Boom!! First in Florida, now first for Morning Awesomeness!!
I find it absolutely hilarious that the two candidates you guys have to choose from are named mit and newt… Ahahahahahahahahahah
I feel robbed of variety. We only had David or Gordon. Didn't you guys have Julia and Tony to choose from. I want to see an election where we have clothing versus amphibian
You know he spells his name "Mitt", right?
#1 "Bitch, I'm fanastic"
+1, but it's definitely "bitch, I'm fabulous"
aha i know, i realized afterwards ^_^
L'Oreal. Because you're worth it…
does somebody just follow this dude around taking pictures
Looks more like the kraken learned to drive :O
#21 Now that's one straight up gangsta thug! That's hard core, yo!
Rollback 4 lyfe.
people like this should have their balls removed so they cant pollute the gene pool…
I know that guy. He owns a tattoo shop.
I'm sorry for you!
I am too. Hes an asshole.
#7 Shaved the hair off of his eye too…?
badass motherfucker shaved off his ears
and the front darker part of his iris
If you look closer, its more like a bad photoshop job…
he shaved off his ear too!
And photoshoped his goatee longer….looks like the only thing he actually did was shave half is little beard
Well if #25 has the Batman Seal of Approval, then I can't argue with it
Whoa. Where is THAT Catwoman clip from!?
The clip is from the trailer for the Batman:Year One movie that I watched and NO that scene is not in the movie. Pretty good movie tho.
It's a bonus cartoon on Batman: Year One. Check the special features.
yep…it's pretty awesome
#23 Ben Richards can't be too far behind.
That movie came to my mind too when I saw that….
Darn you beat me to the punch. I was going to ask if it was Dynamo. Well done sir.
"Hey, Lighthead! Hey, Christmas Tree!"
I was thinking the exact same thing. Well played, Sir. Well played.
Top of the page.
You win over all posts on here for making a Running man quote!!
#10 "Smash! Slice! Death! Timmy, NO!!"
my thoughts exactly. stupid parents
FUNKEN A!! THATS NOT SMART AT ALL!!
punishment for only getting a B+ on his exam.
If he was asian the bottles would be knives…"You talk to me when you Doctor!"
#21 Not suprized… probably lives there
probably in the parking lot.
I thought those were moles at first.
I will never remember which one is who.
#15 And then they all went back to Bill Murray's house and had a 10-some. Good for you, Bill!
WTF is on those girls faces?
Bitches love Bill fucking Murray
#6 has balls. Cold ones, but still.
The Fang in Colorado.
Possibly the most dangerous type of climbing out there.
#14 Don't they know about Feline AIDS!
Doesn't matter, had sex!
does matter, got aids.
Or seat belts!
i'd be like, "HEY YOU CATS, STOP HAVING A 3-SOME ON MY CAR!!"
#3 No bacon tray? What's the point then?
you completely missed the point apparently…dumbass
you're not clever.
I just got a new Back to Basics 4 slice with 2 egg poachers and a warming rack for pre cooked meat. So I agree with you. Yeah, I just bragged about my toaster. ps It has a setting that will toast only one side of your bagels.
mind officially blown. One side of your bagel? Genius.
That's why you get the bacon alarm clock
Think about it, egg and soldiers….
#2 …and like in the movie it's coooold out there! (Just around 15°F here)
It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey and it's gonna last for the rest of your life…
Maybe the real God uses tricks, you know? Maybe he's not omnipotent. He's just been around so long he knows everything.
#2 One of the best movies ever made.
the fact that im commenting on #30 right now pretty much says it all
#29 I'm not surprised. They both had their own theme park and they both liked to touch kids.
fail as fuck
micheal jordan, not jackson. dip shit
no way. That's Michael Jackson when he was still black 6'9" and played gold and professional basketball.
6'9" FAIL as I remember as a kid, "FROM NORTH CAROLINA AT GUARD 6 6 MICHAEL JORDAN!!" Even thou he was probably a little shorter in real life.
What are you talking about? I LOVE Michael Jordan's theme park!
LMFAO!! wow that was a huge fail… but Ironically he has the One glove and the shoes.
It's Michael 'Air' Jordan dumbass
Not every michael is jackson.
Gotta be the all time single dumbest posting to the Chive. You sir are banned for 30 days from making comments. Man card is permanently revoked as well. Go back and watch more E! Channel.
I've got a feeling that this one still has his boy-card and hasn't graduated to a man-card to lose, anyhow.
That's Michael JORDAN NOT Michael JACKSON you complete idiot..
You haven't lived until you've seen Bubbles dunk on Tito!
EVERY Hump day post should be HQ… That is all.
whatever happened to the interactive thursday posts, hummm???
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