Brand tattoos: It seemed like a good idea never (30 Photos)

  • ryan


    • ryan is a fag


  • Chris

    Rebelling by selling out.

  • echogeo

    The fact that there will be no SC post today just makes this that much worse.

    • Humphrey

      Wait. What??

    • SMT

      When did they say that?

      • echogeo

        Yesterday John posted the comment.

        • Unfkngblvbl

          he said it looks bleak, but might still have it.

        • ebaum

          muther FUCKER! What else am I supposed to do this afternoon?!?

          • ebaum's mom

            move out of the basement and get a life.

  • rikooprate

    #29 is actually really good work if it's not 'shopped

    • kelcy

      i think it is a temporary one

      • Dr Pepper Man

        It's real, because it's my arm in that picture and I know.

        • Bullshit

          Pics or it didn't happen.

          • BigRick69


            • n00b

              If he does not supply clearly not shopped photos, there is no merit to his statement.

  • uhhh

    GO PATS!!!

    • ZachBob

      I'm mad at you for not making it to the first page of the football post.
      But, I can't stay mad at a fellow Patriots fan.

      • Geoff

        Fuck your Patriots

  • rikooprate

    #26 Maybe that kid is reppin' Marlboro, NY?

    • Brian

      Thats synyster gates

    • chuylennon

      yep, SYN GATES from A7X… and the tat it is because of the smokes

    • Rob Jordan

      Not a fucking kid that Synyster Gates from Avenged Sevenfold

    • ancientlegacy


      • Taylor

        When you can shred like Syn, then you can criticize…

        • alex

          when you can write shitty songs like him than you can. SO FREE GAME

          • Mr Me

            This. the dude's a tool.

            • Dam done good

              yep, you aren't a tool at all though. you are just so freaking damn cool!!!!!!! You have the right to call a good musician a tool, but you'll look like less of a jealus cock if you refrain from it.

    • Jon

      This is Synyster Gates from the band A7X

  • sdawson22


  • Ned Flanders

    You just NEVER see Harley Tattoos! Crazy!

    • Obama

      as in the motorcycle? I hope to god you are joking if not you're an idiot they are EVERYWHERE.

      • shutthefrontdoor

        You just NEVER see sarcasm in the chive comment section!

        • voltron

          what? There are more sarcastic comments in here than there are Harley Davidson tatoos. You must be joking and if not you you aren…. oh, wait…

  • NJ Dan

    I'd rub my balls on it

  • Woody

    #9 = ass clown

    • SARmedic


    • tsam waters

      wtf thug ronald mc donald

    • tapsnapornap

      I'd call it a back clown…

  • Doobsy

    Gotta admit…. The Disney Back piece is kinda fantastic. Great job done there….

    • Blake

      Yea, I didn't see this one as "brand" tattoo.

  • misschris

    #25 Is really beautiful work. I love it 🙂

    • Dick Salad

      you could hit that from the back and pretend its a threesome, good stuff

      • Dick Salad


      • Unfkngblvbl

        but there's dwarfs too. Kinda creepy if you ask me?

        • Dick Salad

          Oh snap didn't see them or the prince… this is gonna be one hell of an orgy. I know they are dwarfs but I hope they aren't bigger than me where it counts.

    • attnwhr

      If you love it so much, maybe you should get one.

      • Dick Salad

        will you pay for it?

  • GernBlansten

    Stupid is as stupid does.

    • etcrr

      agreed brand named tats are dumb

  • Jayavc

    The Harley Davidson one is the only one that may hold up 20 years from now…__

    • AmBush Steve

      I figure that #27 will look like a case of 24 in about 20 years.

      • JT Mo-Nay

        That's such a tool tattoo. "Wanna see my six pack? *beavis laugh*"

  • from afar

    #23 What body part is that??

    • nic

      back of the thigh/knee.

    • nic

      side/back of the thigh/knee. i think/know.

    • nic

      well, shit. that'd be 2 responses. i need to learn the internet.

      • Underbaker

        Get an Intense Debate profile then you can edit/delete them if you want to.

    • Dick Salad

      the cankle

    • voltron

      penis. that is a penis.

  • T

    Hopefully most of these are fake or I have just seen 30 more morons. Add that to the running total and you get… *sad panda*

  • whyme1973

    Are you fucking kidding me?

  • HD_1981

    #30 I'm ok with that…..

  • NcouthYouth

    #7 A McTrampstamp

    • Dick Salad

      with little magic fart clouds appropriately placed

    • BigNurseJay

      I love the McMuffin top!

  • stuf sucks

    this is racist

    • sdawson22

      your racist!

      • Bobby

        his racist?

      • stuf sucks


    • LG_

      Too little color in the tattoos, I presume?

    • mittens

      where is that whining bitch stuf??

      • The_Dood

        Somewhere else, and hopefully he stays there.

        • MonkeyMadness

          STUF is probably _Paula. They're both equally stupid so they must be the same person.

    • alex

      Yes it is… Against White trash.

    • Simon

      Yes, this is clearly discriminating against non-inked people.

      I've started a blog, website and hired the lobbying group Butt & Hurt to protest this!

  • sdawson22

    #10, Forever alone!!

    • something something

      was that tattooed on a ghost?

    • ebaum

      Is skin supposed to be notebook paper white?

    • Toille

      Tons of fail going on above me…

  • Goober

    #15 so your goal in life is to never see a vagina??

    • tommytwotime

      who the fuck gets the zune logo tattooed on them

      • ThatGuy

        Better than the apple logo

    • etcrr

      sweet i made the chive. chive on chiverws

    • daveh873

      Because clearly the tattoo is what has been holding him back from copious amounts of vagina

    • saltygary

      That's the "Zune Guy". He ended up getting it covered with Dick Cheney rocking devil horns.

    • Bacon

      or his own penis…HE should have a McD's tat

  • acloudypanda

    #16 Tool that is all

    • I am Rich, Bitch!

      Actually that's pretty funny and very bro. You probably can't afford a Lacoste shirt or a real tattoo. Poor hobo.

  • @McBeastie666

    #21 – I was a fan of Dyrdek but lost a lot of my respect for him when he did this tattoo. I just don't get it.

    • the other OTHER Jen

      i wonder how much they paid him for it.

    • Munyshot

      It was a joke

  • Anonymous

    Losing bets must suck.

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