Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

Advertisement
  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Hello asshats!
    I'm thinking of a word… It starts with an 'F'…
    Can you guess? Of course not, so… it's…

    FJJJIIIIAAAAaaaaAAAAaHARHARHARharharSSSTTT!!!1!!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one who hates you

    • I_Hate_Paula

      boo

    • VanIsleChiver

      you go Paula!! 🙂

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Will do. Oh here's the pic from last weekend. Next time no bra, OK?

        <img src="http://bit.ly/xVpYZz"&gt;
        Hugs,
        Paula
        – # 1 commenter of 2012

        • Josh Gorter

          Oh how I miss your trolling

    • Josh Gorter

      Floccinaucinihilipilification??

      • Dray

        if you loved me you'd swallow it

    • xxx

      Welcome back Paula, I missed you so much 🙂

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I'm never gone, so stay afraid 24/7 meow. I'm just busy swallowingearning tons of cummoney and that's keeping me busy.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – # 1 commenter of 2012

    • Rafael_RS

      i bet she's a dude

      • DrROBOTO

        yay! paulas mom finally paid off the rest her internet bill

    • trooperjoe73

      FuckingJumpOnYourGrandpa'sDick!?

    • SinisteRtheWickeD

      Dearest Paula,
      1) Find a Fire
      2) Die in it

      Kthanksbye

      • Simon

        At least she's not stuf.

    • amplidudes

      Paula_?
      Hey Paula_!
      Hey!
      HEEEY!
      HEY PAULA_!

      HEEEY!

      Knife!

  • James

    #6 may be the best photo ever taken!

    • stumeister

      whale, whale, whale what do we have here!

    • brandon

      seconds in Photoshop will create awesome shots such as that.

    • Dick Salad

      Shit in the ocean generally creeps me out. Laying on a floating lounge and dozing off… look down and see a mass of seaweed with god knows what lurking inside! Swim like a maniac back to shore… I'd probably have a heart attack if I saw something like this picture.

      • Dick Salad

        Also reminds me of the time we were doing zodiac training out at the redcliff's in CA. A fucking sea lion or some shit jumped out of the water barking like mad trying to get on the zodiac. Scared the shit out of me and I ended up punching that fucker right in the ass.

    • Obleo

      I'm guessing photoshop. It looks suspiciously like a shark swimming on its side (white at front of animal looks like teeth to me).

      • elliott

        dude its a whale…

      • Above AVERAGE

        It actually looks suspiciously like a humpback whale. Most likely because it is one. Shop'd or not, that's a whale.

    • Kiteboarder

      Maui, HI – no photoshop needed

  • EatFresh, Prince.

    #2 Carlton! Did you eat Will?!?!

    • r@f

      #21
      What did the Nose say to Face?!

    • bollyver

      stooof is going to be very angry.

    • jaime

      This is Sefus, from DCIGS comedy on YouTube. If you dont know who dcigs is, then you need to slap yo self!!! SEFUS NATION!!

    • Rad-Balls

      This is obviously Uncle Phil's illegitimate son…

  • Too Blunt..

    #10 Like to taste her Cher….nvm

    • dedubs

      we need moar #10 for sure

      • MattKL

        Agreed, MOAR.

    • eclipze

      #10 #23 Find 'em. Find them NOW!!!!.

    • tralfaz

      whacka whacka whacka

    • just me

      as of right now, I'm more interested in Clyde then any unseen fruit

    • JimmyS

      #10 I have no marketable skills other then flipping burgers, but if you can look past that I'll marry you, and then in a few years you'll divorce me, but those few years will be amazing.

    • Mikey

      You do not want to taste Cher…trust me

    • things

      Someone find me this women so that I can propose to her.

  • JimmyBoPeep

    #15

    Who can blame the little guy? I mean really…

    • What Ever

      I like her back dimples

  • Russian47

    18 PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • bigcat72

      allow me to help you out sir

      #18

  • CherryMallows

    This was awesome

  • myself

    #6 So awesome
    #10 Same answer as for number 6.

  • Otto

    #27 i laughed a little too hard…

    • HotashNerd

      did you fart?

  • Guest

    #22 #23
    Short wait that was.

    • Thor

      whats up with the bottom of her leg?

    • Birdhaus32

      It was almost too long of a wait…

  • Inviolability

    #29 is sooooooooo true

    • rob

      after that many i start to suspect it's one of those trick tests that all have the same answer just to see if you can follow directions

    • AllanA

      It always happens to me back in school when I get at least 3 in a row

    • SARmedic

      Yup, after three I've convinced myself I'm doing something wrong.

    • http://twitter.com/Soupy30 @Soupy30

      happened to me just the other day…major mind f@%k!!

  • ccc

    #9
    Nope, Chuck Testa.

    • DaddyD

      SUMPIG

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Bloody Boar's the size of a sedan

    • Smelly_Potato

      score

  • jedi

    #21 Theres something on your face. Here let me get it.

    • Lev

      "Like people, some of them are just jerks."

  • Sanchez

    Awesome DMA, prepare for an epic weekend!

  • Josh Gorter

    #27 oldie but a goodie

    • Jester

      I see what you did there. You're a good man

  • dashete

    #3 I wonder if she's going to buy that?

    Ooh, it makes me wonder.

    • It's 420 somewhere

      # 3 find her!!!

    • Chelsea Chivette

      hehe. best comment ever. i'm smelling what you're stepping in 🙂

      • dkptig

        only ruined by the sadness that 90% will not get the reference…

        • Doda

          you need to have more faith in people

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      She knows,All that glitters is gold..

  • McLovin

    #22 had me laughing for longer than I should

  • YunChoe

    #9 I didn't know Captain Pierce was also a veterinarian

  • alex

    #6 is why i hate huge bodies of water.

    • MattKL

      You're afraid of whales?

    • http://twitter.com/ChrisWatts_ @ChrisWatts_

      I enjoy swimming out in the ocean much more than on the beach. The beach scares me to death when in water over my head 😦

  • ebaum

    #21 DUMBO KO

    • Del

      Darwin award winner love it…

    • jayhawk

      Dumbo Slice

  • Anonymous

    Damn good post chive!

  • StickyWickets

    Damn good post chive!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    The fuck is #14, Mac's left nut?

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • Josh Gorter

      Stop thinking about Mac's nuts so much

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        No, no, actually I'm pretty…
        sure it is. Looks oddly familiar.
        He must have lost a bet again.
        So, from now on "Mac the Intern" will be known as: "Mac NoNuts".

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – mind you; Bob ate the first one (also lost a bet, long story)

        • Dr_StrangePants

          try saying Macnonutz 5 times fast

    • Paula's right nut

      No I think that's your nut

  • MattKL

    #6 and #28, both awesome.

  • YunChoe

    #23 The Breast part of Waking up is Boulders in D cups

    • wantomas

      Pure poetry

      • Red

        amen brother, amen.

blog comments powered by Disqus
Back to the top