Nicki Minaj’s tour rider demands are small (25 Photos)

  • Mizzildizzle

    Someone please kill her….

    • trollerface.jpg

      how is this bad? half you fat ass american mofo's consume this in a day … womp.

      • db3

        I guess that might seem the case when compared to a steady diet of semen….

        • nic


          • db3

            Thanks. I eat both, by the way. Care to contribute to the semen half of my diet? 😉

            • dochandy

              and you were doing so well…

        • SPfan

          My name is seaman, SEAMAN

    • bob

      she's a stupid ho

    • theeemightybuck

      not before she does porn

      • skeeter

        dat ASS!!

    • dax


    • Almond joy

      Dont worry the raw almonds will do that…when almosd are raw they have cyanide on them

  • You


    • nic

      i'm sorry, son. you didn't make it.

      • You

        Damn it!!! I've always wanted to be the source of so many thumbs down….Damn the worllllllldddddd!

  • carl

    where's the booze, pills and blow?

    • skeeter

      in my mouth

    • U R An Addict....

      In my dressing room…..

    • dominantone

      all that stuff she asks for is probably code words for booze pills and blow.

      • Wolfpack Steve

        Like "powdered sugar"

  • McG


    • Dirty Dingus

      Name sounds vaguely familiar…but I honestly have no idea who this is.

      • Dirty Dingus

        Also, the famous Van Halen Rider that asked for a bowl of M&Ms with the brown ones removed, wasn't about being A-holes. It was because they had many very specific things in the rider/contract that specified how the stage & rigging had to be set up. If things were done wrong, it wouldn't be safe. So they put the M&Ms in there, so that they would know if someone actually read the contract or not.

  • FightOn4Life

    If I could kill any celebrity…..

    • Dick Salad

      with my dick

    • Whatever

      It would be Justin Bieber, no doubt.

      • Jim Doe

        ^would kill JB with his dick

        • dax

          dick salad is always going off on how big of a homo he is..

          • Dick Salad

            ^my groupy

  • kel

    Who cares? Her rider is boring. Bring me one when they have some weird stuff in in.

    • Kenan

      Yeah, where's the Good Burger?

      Welcome to Good Burger. Home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?

    • Suk It

      WTF does the word "Rider" have to do with this shit?

      • clarence thomas

        It is an addendum (addition) to her contract

    • Baph

      I used to work as a stagehand and also set up the dressing room with items from the bands rider. The two weirdest ones I remember off the top of my head were panty hose for Marilyn Manson and a case of condoms for Queen Latifa.

      • kevguy

        honestly this simply sounds like what she needs to feel comfortable and feed her entourage. not one thing here is even strange or pretentious

    • DrLeppiwinks

      DMX's includes blunt wraps, turkey jerky watermelon and grape kool-aid… no joke a girl I went to high school with does some stuff for vh1 on celebrity couples. He threatened to leave the show if he didnt get Denny's for dinner one night.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #8 I need to send this request to my wife

    • lonin

      Turkey bacon? TURKEY BACON?

    • Ken

      Those egg whites look remarkably yellow.

    • archer

      You REQUEST things from your wife? I'm sorry, but why did you put a request box in the kitchen?

  • matador

    she is just a ball of nasty…

    • beds


      • DrROBOTO

        true. god knows how many dicks it took her to get this far. she sure didnt do it w talent

  • Josh

    Honestly that doesn't seem that insane. Virtually all of it can be purchased at any supermarket

    • Unfkngblvbl

      your supermarket has fine silverware and space heaters?

      • LG_

        BJ's has everything she needs, at the very least. (There's definitely a BJ pun in there somewhere…)

        • LG's Pimp

          mentioning blowing random dudes? sounds like the real LG to me…..

      • kdc

        Fred Meyer

    • MacNCheesePro

      Yeah, all that could be purchase at BJ's. I wonder if she'd make that same face if I told her a little BJ goes a long way 😉

    • @McBeastie666

      maybe not insane, but definitely indicative of being a piece of shit.

    • The Steamy Eyed Seamstress

      I agree, seems to me she just asked a bunch of her crew what they like to eat. The silverware was a little odd, but maybe she doesn't like plastic silverware? The rest is just normal vocal artist maintenance, and fairly inexpensive. I bet Mariah Carey or Celine Dion or Beyonce (divas) have a more radical list of demands.

    • Oliver Arguello

      First of all….Dont get me wrong I am not defending NIkki Minaj, in fact i think her talent is medico-core and compensates with flashy ridiculousness.

      But I agree. Why are people freaking out ? All of these items seem like they can be purchased for under $250 dollars. Clearly a lot of this stuff is to accommodate/feed her personal crew of hired help and friends. Most performers riders call for things to make them feel at home since they are constantly on the road.

      Ive read other riders that would literally cost $2,000-$3,000 for each performance. Was the title of this page meant to be sarcastic?

  • bless1

    and a dildo in a pear tree!

    • pear tree

      Never again…well, maybe.

    • Underbaker

      Pear?!? Crap, I thought it said apple.

  • Tim


    • pupy

      not even close…

  • BOB


    • slippery pete


    • Maynard B.

      Not even close, douchebag.

  • Owen


    Also wtf?

    • ebaum

      wow, ur mother is crying right now over what a failure u are…

  • uhhh

    GO PATS!!!!

  • Gizzump

    Actually this isn't a lot. I work in the biz and this is not that bad at all.

    • chris

      It must be true because your name is Gizzump

    • Durrr

      I agree this isn't much. Give these twonks a million dollars, huge tour and see what they have back stage.

    • Gizzump the liar

      You're not at all lying and when you refer to the biz you refer to black entertainment television. Right. You're not lying. You're lying.

    • skeeter

      hey everybody, this guys is in the "biz" ^^ isnt he cool?

  • nic

    WATER?! what an asshole…

  • something something

    Of course fried chicken. Why wouldn't there be?

    • Just Sayin'

      careful, or you'll be making an appearance on "stuf"'s anti-chive website any minute! 😛

      • 0984

        wow. that guy really traumatized you guys, didn't he?

    • BentWrenches

      You know who likes fried chicken? Black people. You know who else likes fried chicken? Everyone.

  • Ted

    Thats really not that bad, i have seen way worse!

  • zep

    That’s nothing…..Jimmy Page demanded a case of Jack Daniels, a python and a willing woman…..

    • Andy Valentine

      But Jimmy Paige also wrote some of the greatest music known to man… he can demand whatever the fuck he likes 😀

    • Dick Salad

      Bill Nye also makes some pretty asinine demands. My wife's department had to coordinate that shit when he was speaking at an event for their university.

      • @tonytouch24kt

        If you are talking about Bill Nye" he Science guy", he does SCIENCE experiments, not sing douche nozzle music.

        • Dick Salad

          No but he acts like a damn drama queen celebrity and puts out a huge demand list for any event he's attending and speaking at… like a celebrity… because he kind of is. Musicians aren't the only ones that do this brain child.

    • JD Marsh

      Jimmy Page earned that, this broad just sounds like she has tourettes threw my head through a wall after watching this

    • PapaB


    • Sal


    • baps

      Jimmy Page is the man

    • nuccabay

      ya, thats because jimmy page is a g….that sounds like a party

    • Ringo

      Uhhhh …. Actually Jimmy Page supplies his own python. That's where the willing woman comes in (or vicey vercey).

    • dax

      who is jimmy page???

      • alex

        Your Father no doubt.


    she's wack!

  • ThornyDevil

    Crap, now I want all of that. I'm starving!

  • DemonIAm

    Looks like a man dressed as a blow-up doll

  • myself

    Not nearly as bad as I expected. Seen much crazier/stupid before.

  • echogeo

    Chive, you're on a 2 day slump. The UFC Octagon girls were not enough.

    • dkptig

      agreed and its just constructive criticism.. its like they got comfortable because so many people will lap up whatever is on offer. get back your fire chive!

    • Calm

      Or, try this, want to see tits and ass, Google it… btw that's on the internet, where you are now.

    • 4098

      you're on the internet. figure it out. retard.

  • SlimtwigMJ

    #25 DAT'S RACIST!

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