It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (31 Photos)

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  • akbrown006

    #25
    FLBP in FTW.

    • MRPOOP

      BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH

    • http://www.Jackelmoto.com Jackelone

      I'm sure its already been said.. but… F.I.N.D. HER! pweaaase πŸ˜‰

  • reaperMEDIC

    #6 But seriously, when you're done…. I'm hungry

    • brucewayne72

      LOL! Hilarious!

  • Dr.Wilson

    ferst

  • Meanie

    #2 Those two homos should not need it

    • ST33

      No, they are the reason for birth control because your offspring could turn into these idiots someday. Try to keep up.

      • dirtysteve99

        Meanie, I would prefer if you used contraception also.

      • Meanie

        Too bad you missed the joke I made. Try to keep up.

        • puppy

          WE didn´t missed the joke, it´s just very bad!!

  • Oddie Monsta

    #31 LOL

  • that_dude_b

    #25 boobs

    • Underbaker

      It's a nice distraction, but I am still thinking about #6 making me a sandwich.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #4 & #5 WTF?

    • Toba

      Seriously. What is happening in #4?
      Is that just trash on a subway?

      • HUH?

        you chose:
        -i told you my dog bites
        -i said i'm pms-ing and i want my space!!!
        -you want me to sign a petition to bring free twilight to who????

      • IICoLt45II

        murder

      • Underbaker

        Son, it's time we explained to you the dangers of PMS…
        <img src="http://askmissa.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/PMS.jpg"&gt;

  • whyme1973

    #11 Why Dorothy! How sexy you are.
    #25 Very True.
    #6 I have the weirdest boner.

    • IICoLt45II

      #25 what's true?

  • Anonymous

    What is that thing in #28?

  • Anonymous

    #25 I never get sick of seeing this smokeshow on your site…. So Sexy. If your not gonna nind MOAR then just keep posting it………
    Perfection!

  • Rick

    What is that thing in #28?

    • Silent

      #28 looks like a Madagascan ground gecko.

      • Devin Medrano

        Blue tongue skink, native to Australia

    • Evy

      Looks like a beaded lizard stalking its next meal… Poor soul that attempts catching it

    • Lukeness

      A lizard I think.

    • GiGi's Murphy

      It's an Irian Jaya blue tongue Skink. My hot gf owns two. Along with several species of Axolotl (as pictured in #24) Would my fellow Chivers like pics of her posing with them….?

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        Duh

        • Fellow Chivers

          No.

      • Underbaker

        Sure, but you could leave out the lizards.

    • Jessica

      It looks like a blue tongue lizard, Native to Australia.

    • SJay

      Looks like a Blue Tongue.
      That CECH box is a PS3 stock box.

  • Anonymous

    These were the best motivationals in a hawhile.
    Yes, I said hawhile. Cool hwip titty sprinkles.

  • Anonymous

    #25..where are your nipples?? How far down are they?? Hmm..PhotoShop!!!

  • Sylvain

    #25 The things I could agree to be her personal slave (with benefits)

  • tralfaz

    These were the best motivationals I've seen in hawhile.
    Yes, I said hawhile. Cool hwip titty sprinkles.

    • ST33

      Wheat thins.

    • Underbaker

      So you're just trying to annoy the grammar police? Good job, keep it up.

      • Flow

        Or he's quoting Family Guy, who knows

        • tralfaz

          Hell no! Family Guy is for retards.

          • Butters

            agreed.

  • http://twitter.com/chaoticbeauty6 @chaoticbeauty6

    #11 for those of u gentlemen that dont know she is spanish actress name Maite Perroni and she really is cute… especially in this pic πŸ™‚

    • 80's Baby

      Yes she is… Cant get any better than latina women

    • uncool_dude

      indeed she is pretty, but i liked her more without the enhancement.

      • http://twitter.com/chaoticbeauty6 @chaoticbeauty6

        us latinas are goregous πŸ™‚

        • Maytrix

          pro tip ladies: referring to yourself as "hot", "gorgeous", or anything of the sort knocks you down at least 3 points.

          • rgamsh

            She said goregous though.. Does that count?

        • 80's Baby

          chaoticbeauty, enseñar me el lado! πŸ™‚

    • Eric

      Thank you

    • D-Rock

      Googling.

    • karloz

      she's mexican

      • http://twitter.com/chaoticbeauty6 @chaoticbeauty6

        now why all the remarks, @karloz for ur info just cause someone looks hispanic or latino doesnt automatically mean their mexican. another no one is grammerly correct so based on that aspect fuck you.. finally by us latina girls im not being full of myself its generalizing ALL latina or hispanic girls out there. Basically all girls in general are beautiful in their own way or form.. so if u want to be a dick then by all means.. continue πŸ™‚

  • Chr1s

    #6 – In Soviet Russian trucks ride you!!!

  • that_one_guy

    #22. Nope. Can't think of anything but getting on my knees and begging.

    • Poopisie!!

      that's because you're a bitch.

      • this man

        has a point

  • drbman

    #25 please find more of this goddess!

  • dochandy

    #7= want want want want!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/chaoticbeauty6 @chaoticbeauty6

    #25 im a girl but she give me needs… absolutely beautiful

    • Unfkngblvbl

      imagination….activated!

      • http://twitter.com/chaoticbeauty6 @chaoticbeauty6

        way ahead of u buddy…

        • drbman

          are you as hot chaotic beauty?

          • ruserious

            stop creeping on the internet. weirdo.

            • BigSoren

              I'd rather that they creep on the internet rather than in public…just sayin'.

    • 5908

      so, you're a girl? and?

    • MattKL

      …Go on.

    • http://twitter.com/chaoticbeauty6 @chaoticbeauty6

      imagination is a beautiful thing.. isnt it πŸ˜‰

  • Tim Vergeer

    #23 Real men can schoot a hat of a fellow without killing him and still smoke a cigarillo. AND. WITHOUT. A. SPARKLE!

    • JJJJ

      How do you schoot exactly?

      • Tim Vergeer

        First, I respect the hell out of them. Then when they let their guard down, I nail 'em. Hard.

        • truth

          Your comments are full of sparkles.

    • dub

      can you all shut up about Twilight? the only time i even hear about it anymore is on this website. LET IT DIE!!!!!

      • MacNCheesePro

        Has anyone been forced to sit through Twilight with their wife or girlfriend with the commentary on? It's more entertaining than the move because Robert Pattinson goes "Mystery Science Theatre 3000" on the whole thing and makes fun of himself better than this site has, lol!

        • ATouchofInsanity

          Now I wanna watch that just for the lulz

  • Bullwinkle

    #25 – I'm glad they didn't put a caption on that one…who would have bothered reading it anyway?

  • UGTP

    #4 she tried to tell them she was the daughter of Chuck Norris….

  • dirtysteve99

    #14 That'll go down well. Why not do a black version Chive?

    (Also Romans were relatively short)

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