A low down dirty good time (34 Photos)

  • sam


    • mooseknuckle907

      first with your mom

      • sam

        nope. i was there first too.

        • iChive

          Who finished first? That's the real winner.

  • mooseknuckle907

    #1 photobomb win!

    • techno_viking

      Reason #65 why I'm glad I have sons…

      • mooseknuckle907


  • Ander

    #23 It was inevitable

    • spicticus

      I bet it distracted her enough for him to get a head…

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        Oooooh, you said "A head".

        My bad.

    • Debbie

      I'm guessing it was more of a question of boredom in the one case.

  • etcrr

    #9 I love this too funny

    • Mike B.

      this joke was soooo funny…..a billion times ago…..

    • bisonbade

      Pretty sure everyone saw that coming

  • etcrr

    #30 can be my super woman

    • Pervomatic

      Saved that shit

    • drbman

      Please find|

      • sam

        vicky lloyd

        reposting so people don't have to scroll down as far

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      That costume looks suspiciously stain and water repellant.

    • JT Mo-Nay

      d-d-damn d-d-d-d-d-damn

  • the new guy

    and im gonna keep oonnn loovvviiiinn yoooouuuuu cuz its the onnnlllyy thing i waaannaaa dddoooooo

    a lil reo anybody?

    • AmBush_Steve

      Now that you've got that song in my head, what does it have to do with this post?

    • SykoFun

      Say, Romeo……What about your promise to the He-Man-Woman-Haters-Club?
      I'm sorry Spanky…….I've got to live my own life.

    • junior

      Sorry, but it is time for me to fly….

      • 3roi


  • oli kahn

    i ❤ FC BAYERN

    • JOHN

      Soccer is great to nap to after class

    • fignewton

      ^ pussy

    • PresCamacho

      VfL Wolfsburg!

  • Wark

    #27 is actually an extremely effective way to avoid a fight

    • Biggus Diccus

      Monkey Stripper

      • meh

        Mokey went ape shit

    • biggles

      Strangely, i am wondering how you approached that technique to your daily ass kickings.


      In Planet of the Apes, would the equivalent of this be a guy grabbing his wang and putting up against the glass?

  • givethedjabj

    #19 I used to get sprayed like that by a priest when i was a young boy

    • Sturve

      my priest flat out raped me

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Snickers or Mars Bar?

    • AmBush_Steve

      givethedjabj's comment ftw.

  • PianoFingers

    #33: you are what you eat!

    • guest
    • Internet Dweller

      She's NOT sweet!!

      • fatty

        no, i bet she is… i bet she's sweet and jolly

    • Rabbit

      Find her!

    • jtb

      I heard some one say it was a lie? So no calories right??!!

    • BigSoren

      So, what you're saying is, she's a family of 4 from Toledo?

  • Kvicken

    Ooh, #30, name? 😀

    • Benny

      Supergirl. Duh.

      • dirtysteve99

        Y'know, it took a while, but that's not actually an S on her chest, so I don't think it's Supergirl.

        • JT Mo-Nay

          SUPAH STAR!

        • A BiPolar Guy

          There's a set of pictures like this somewhere with costumes close enogh so you know who it is but not so close as to get a trademark suit. I forget where i saw them. Assorted dc and marvel women "positively not depicted."

  • myself

    #28 So true, yet I am still incredibly proud that the people of the Internet got their shit together and made a difference.

  • mali_sapun

    Women, wash my feet.
    -I cant, a have a headache

  • Anjin-San



  • LiquidMuff07

    #24 Tim Tebow is the most talked about white Bronco since O.J.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Going to have to use that line

    • drea619

      i see what u did there.


    #28 just waiting for the key spark so i can get all Joker an their asses

  • Berlinchiver

    Who is the Girl next to selena gomez?? #26

    • dashete

      I dream of a world where no one knows the answer to that…

      …It's Kim Kardashian though.

      • Berlinchiver

        kind of a buzzkill for me now

      • The_Dood

        I didn't know who either of them was. It's easy to do without TV…

        • Slappy_McGee

          Oh, well aren't you progressive and self-sufficient. YOU don't have a TV.

          Bravo, sir. Go read a book or something.

          • The Chivers

            go be a dick somewhere else.

          • The_Dood

            Actually I have TV's. I couldn't play my dozens of video games that I've acquired over the years without them. I just don't see any need in shelling out the money for 200 channels when I would only watch about four of them for maybe a total of 10 hours a month… I'm a total cheap ass until it comes to beer and music.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Some chick that got famous for fucking a dude and filming it.

      • biggles

        actually, she got pissed on that video too. But most of the video's conveniently leave that out. Because she's that gross.

    • biggles

      I can only imagine what kind of poison she's trying to inject to gomez's ear. I mean, gomez has a healthy loving lasting relationship. More than pisser here, has ever had, and has always wanted.

      So of course, pissed on girl, can only be up to no good.

  • D-Wiz

    #10 not funny. stupid actually.

    • Maddog68

      lol, some people use them for "Entertaining" themselves.
      don't knock it until you've tried it. (on yourself or others)

    • DaddyD

      This is only true for people with no sense of humor.

      • DaddyD

        below a 3rd grade level. I know, I need to grow the fuck up.

  • dashete

    #32 Totally deserves it, if that's the woman he wasted his powers on.

  • Ben


    Who is she!?!?

    • big dan

      vicky lloyd (nsfw google image search)

      • http://www.theChive.com Rusty_Dreams

        Thanks. Nice face. Nice ass. Ugly tits.

  • Rachel

    #2 Is it a shirt??? If it isn't, someone should get it done and I'll gladly wear that! If it is, tell me where to find it!

  • saucypants

    #1 I like how the people in the back are pretending to fuck.

    • Intellect1618

      I like how you explained the picture.

  • http://twitter.com/mkingscott @mkingscott

    #27 LOL'd in the office 😀
    #30 Can't fap in the office 😦

  • whyme1973

    #30 Yup. She's super.

  • sllimcat

    Holy Shit i need a name for this one!!!!

    • AndreLei

      vicky lloyd

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