A new shipment of mail order brides hoping to be added to cart (36 Photos)

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  • joe

    FIRST

  • reaperMEDIC

    #5 I'll take a number five, hold the dressing please.

    • upy3rz

      I agree and maybe a side of #33

    • meuasso

      lol word for word on THAT …damn!!! she's breathtaking

      • meuasso

        lol on #5 😛

    • wow

      she is really stunningly beautiful.

  • SeanFzL

    #35 and #36

    Shes the complete package!

    • passwordistaco

      Good luck sleeping with one eye open!

      • Elbie

        second that

    • Dick Salad

      I see no sammich making… no way I'm paying for the 'full' package. But seriously glad to see MOB posts coming back.

    • Jules

      Bitch will seriously cut you….

  • rikooprate

    #2 "Just wanted to show that I'm flexible. NO particular reason…"

  • Heres_Johnny30

    What's the shipping cost on #18 ?

  • Fred

    Ill take #9

    • sean

      Yeah I think I can make room for this at my house.

    • mt.

      she is my winner

  • rikooprate

    #2 "Just wanted to show that I'm flexible. …on a bed. NO particular reason…"

    • Jayavc

      What a bed hog, claiming both sides like that….

    • Chris

      I would like to see more of her brochure

    • mt.

      I can think of a particular reason.

  • Indiana Chive Fan

    Just think if #24 didn't have a face!

    • b_ri

      I think that could be a pretty scary affair.

    • Dave

      Agreed. Ditch the duck face and we have a winner.

    • JT Mo-Nay

      Then that means you don't even get the pre-wedding blowjobs. No thank you.

  • Dino

    #5 and #19
    Shut up and take my money!

    • Ken

      exactly my choices too 🙂

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #35
    Vacuuming the kitchen put her in the early lead, but then #36 posing with the "sharp" dropped her to last place.

  • Lowrent75

    #5 Wow. Add to cart without a doubt.

  • jrey81

    #1, #2, #3, #5, #19, #27. Mail order brides… you may pay alot for handling… but you'll love everything down to the box they come with…

  • JDub

    Don’t think I have enough rubles for the hot ones 😦

  • Gun_guy

    Was gonna comment and add photos but realized I had chosen nearly all the blonds.

  • Rocket Fire

    #25 looks like she's from Hermosa Beach, CA.

    • Chivacy Please

      Not CA, try Jersey Shore…Looks like a cross between Snookie and Jwoww….

    • nick

      I am more than sure they dont party in Russia with red Solo cups either…

    • Dyl-dough

      HAHA Yeah I was thinking the same thing. I've seen this Russian chicky before. Sneaky F 'n Russians! Two places at once!

    • Flavius

      She's not Russian. Kelly Karloff from Boston.

      • BuffaloJustSayin

        Correct. It is Kelly Karloff.

        So who else in this lovely collection is not really a m.o.b.?

        • TIM

          You're right. I want my money back. I clearly ordered a communist.

  • Spencer_on_Fire

    I'll take a #5

    She's gorgeous

    • freddy boy

      Spence, they're all gorgeous, dude, as long as your credit card has no limit.

  • helpermonkey

    What's Russian for FAP?

    • Shnapper

      ФАП
      Courtesy of Google Translate.

      • zbitt

        ^^^ ur dumb as fuck…those are greek letters not russian -_____-

        • Dissipator

          Ebis' konyom

    • Rhayzor

      Fapsky

    • Aly

      its DRACHIT, but correct.. we do use FAP

  • Travis

    First!!!!!!!! I can't believe I finally got to make the first post!!!!!!

    • ezhammer

      not only are you not 'first' on the comments section, but you are last in life

      • BuffaloJustSayin

        Hammer Don't Hurt Em.

  • Leddy420

    #19 #2

    2 for 1 special??

  • Huell

    Where are these MOB sites?? I'll empty my bank account for #1

  • rikooprate

    #23 #24 Take the title; probably don't speak English.

  • Huell

    Where are these MOB sites?? I'll empty my bank account for #1 & #18

    • bigD

      Its going to take more than 5 bucks

      • helpermonkey

        Ziiiiiing! Ba-Dum Tssss!!

      • Huell

        Fucking hilarious… Seriously though… Link??

        • Underbaker

          Couldn't find the brunette, but here is the blonde for a little of that 5 dollar action… http://www.findmebride.com/search_result.php?page

          • rcjaos

            i just whipped through the gallery, she's the hump day bride…..hilarious that you can send her flowers too.

  • Gunner

    Watch out for #36.

    • AmBush_Steve

      Her name's Lorena Bobbitofski. Google her (NSFM)

  • rikooprate

    #23 #24 Takes the title. Doesn't speak English.

  • TheDive

    #35 AND #36

    WTF – First she shows off her cleaning skills (BIG WIN!!!), then seduces you (BIGGER WIN!!!!), then tells you she'll stab you in your sleep. Thanks but no thanks. We've got enough of those women here in the states.

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