Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • KCCO


    • Marko

      Good job. Easier to get first than get a KCCO shirt, it seems

    • Agonystes

      KCCO shirts are like insulin in a room full of starved diabetics. I saw the post and by the time I put in my CC info the large was sold out. Tried the XL even,…sold out! Then I looked on e-bay. Hilarious how fast auctions are posted the second the Chive posts up new KCCO shirts. I failed,…again.

      • DrLeppiwinks

        There needs to be a limit on the number people can buy at once… like one

      • roclawzi

        I had my KCCO shirt on at a hot dog place and a dude there gave me a "Chive On" and then started telling me about how much money he was making reselling KCCO and Bill Murray's on Ebay. He seemed quite pleased with himself. I tried to keep repeating in my head all the crimes I would be charged with for dragging him into the kitchen of the place and trying to deep fry his stupid ugly head.

        • a dude there

          u mad bro?

          • Agonystes

            ^Gayballs Response^

    • Mr. Magoo

      #45 made me lol

  • Whoopi_G

    #40 Just noticed there is text in this picture.

    • Edjar

      Didnt notice it till you pointed it out

    • vindi


    • Unfkngblvbl

      why do you girls keep doing this? You actually think that these guys are going to be stoked? Poor bastards are getting friendzoned to death on the Chive lately.

      • Mark Wallberg

        My thoughts exactly. Ladies of the Chive understand this. The only reason why he is your best friend is because YOU will not fuck him, or he is gay.

    • CodeName

      Regarding the friend zone, maybe you are reading this wrong. This guy is getting a special birthday present that this girl can't give him until he gets home. Maybe, just maybe, this guy is in the elusive friends with benefits zone and that whip and that ass are his present. I am an optimist.

      • Ken

        Well I think the same way… god he's gonna wish to be home

      • its_forge

        Yes I think when he gets back he is going to hit that like the fist of God.

      • Dude98

        I agree with Codename and Ken
        Women are not the only ones who put up the friendzone
        Maybe she wants to remove that barrier and show him what shes got

    • Dominik

      Yeah and that guy is her bestfriend… Awesome friendzone

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      Well at least Canada can still drill for oil….thanks Obama voters…tools! ^-^

  • etcrr

    #49 gorgeous and sweet looking, thank you for sharing you made my afternoon

    • The_Dood

      And on that note, it's time for a beer…

    • Tyler Durden

      Perfect Nipples on that one!!!!

      • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

        perfect everything :) thanks!

    • SlimtwigMJ

      KCCO and stay awesome Heather

    • anywho


    • ckret

      Oh my, that is one EPIC ass. Fantastic!


    • PoppaFlax

      Thank you, Heather!

    • derp

      Hell ya Heather! You made it!!!

      Old town ftw.

    • robby

      i love you

    • you suck!!!

      let me guess stan….a perfect way to end the day? fuck you!

    • Bob

      OMG, that girl's PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • fignewton

    FAP Cats!

  • nick

    at first i was like "first" and then i lol'd

    • uncle fisty

      i said the same thing when i was railing your dad.

      • Matt Tatt

        uhhh… wtf^

      • wtf^^

        thats so gay…

        • BigRick69

          Yea I know wtf why is this kids dad gay? maybe he was adopted.

        • uncle fisty

          that's how i chive on. in your butts

          • uncle fisty


        • DaddyD

          Unless they are both in prison, then it is normal.

  • Rorororman

    First kcco

  • akbrown006

    #2 & #14
    They are obviously upset she didnt get a KCCO shirt.

    • pbdb

      Who is the chick on the right?

  • Johnc

    wow this dar was a great one Keep Calm Chive On!

    • Johnc

      just kidding. it sucked more dick than dylan.

      • Dylan

        Not possible.

  • DJQuantuM00

    #14 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ya

    • pbdb

      Who she be?

      • John

        Melissa Debling

        • wantomas

          Well, there goes the rest of my afternoon.

        • wantomas

          *Sigh* I wish I knew how to get laid, instead of sitting around stroking my 2 incher while using my tears as lube…..

          • GamerGirl84

            Her legs are just cute :)

    • Shinrahunter

      Melissa Debling nsfw, you're welcome.

      • greatrealboobs

        http://thedarksideofgruff.tumblr.com/ has plenty of nsfw pics of her. very nice indeed

        • http://twitter.com/Pud_Divine @Pud_Divine

          this site is amazing! shes always been one of my favorites. thanks good sir

  • Whoopi_G

    #27 Timeless hotness.

    • uncle fisty

      if all girls strived to be Miss Hepburn instead of Sluts McLohan, this world would be a beautiful place.

      • Venison Steak Tips

        Apple cider helps to neutralize the strong gamie taste and lots of seasoning helps. Cooking it slow also helps to make it tender.

      • Textile plant

        tell that to the chivettes. somehow i doubt Ms. Hepburn would approve.

      • its_forge

        I like this world just the way it is thank you very much. Miss Hepburn still gets to be Miss Hepburn, and random utterly anonymous young women with unbelievably fine bottoms still get to put pictures up on web sites for me to appreciate as well.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      High fives all around for ones in agreement with this chiver above me.

      • dochandy


  • Admiral Ackbar

    #14 yep, summer definately needs to come back. right now.

    • Admiral Ackbar

      so i can masturbate with sweat instead of tears.

    • its_forge

      Well, it's 78 degrees in the shade here in Boca so c'mon down, there's lots of room.

    • pewptie pants

      looks like she hast'a poop!

      • tralfaz

        she's got a turtle head pokin out somtin nasty

  • JSK

    #10 douche troll?

    • Frogger

      Motherfuckin duckface also :@

      • pat

        Heat Miser

  • waaaa

    to all you greedy fucks out there. stop buying 10 shirts at a time screwing the rest of us who want a shirt to wear and not sell on eBay like a prick. 

    • http://www.thechive.com mrbrixon

      OR…go to a local Tshirt store and have them make one for you…if you really want/need one that bad. most malls have stores that will print tshirts…atleast around me they do.

    • Agonystes

      Yup, I agree. My second comment exactly under the first post.

      It's like the dicks on ticket broker.

    • tshirt police

      OR they could take orders and fill them. There are plenty of shirts out there but without all the fake hype, who would want one?

      • Retarded Chivers


    • fuktheshirt

      i was 20 seconds into purchase, then suddenly gone….fuken gone…..got an email saying they sold 1700 shirts in 17 mins. bullshit…fken staff puttin em on ebay….bastards…..

    • Inmate655321

      This wouldnt be a problem is they just kept the shirts in stock like any normal place would.

      • Chive Staff

        u mad bro?

      • Lotus

        This would go against their low-supply, "hard to get" business model. They think the slow burn will net them more in the long run, and from what I've heard of people still wanting shirts, they are right.

        • Agonystes

          We'll see. I made a similar comment months ago. Fads come and go. I just like the sense of community, and I appreciate the theChive being a business, but it will eventually turn enough people off to look elsewhere. False supply and demand eventually leads to a downturn and abundance of supplies, with no one to sell to.

          • Myself

            Agreed… already turned me off from purchasing.

            • And I

              Same here.

              • marco

                here too.

    • Fad Gmanly

      a bunch of fags need shirts to feel manly

      • rac88

        lol agree

    • Obama4Life

      You should have some kind of government regulation. I mean it's total bullshit. Guys faster and better than you are selling you shirts for three times what they're worth, what dicks.

      • -0-bumbler

        Fuck you commie

    • moop

      Holy shit, you're right. They are going for $75 on eBay, who the fuck buys a $75 t-shirt

  • zach

    put the DAR under randomness first, well played chive

  • Wet_tosti

    #10 forever a clown!

    • _ThisGuy_

      I'm thinking Douche in Training.

  • aciekay

    #15 boobs. they're just freaking awesome.

    • DVM_Matt

      Did I mention I'm totally in love with you? LOL

      • Textile plant

        really? why are guys on the internet such boot-lickers to anything with a vagina?

        • Whoopi_G

          Because it has a vagina….need I say more?

          • Mr. Sulu

            You must have missed the "internet" part….

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      So you have some then? That maybe we could see?

      • debaser

        go to google. turn off safe search. type in "boobs". you're welcome, clint.

    • UWP_IE

      they should be called YEYbs

  • dedubs

    #40 friend zoned :(

    • Kyle

      Maybe not. Who knows what his birthday present is. ;-)

    • jjj

      I'm not sure you're understanding what friend zoned means. It doesn't usually include lingerie.

      • Unfkngblvbl

        I'm not sure you know what "best friend" means. It usually doesn't include sex.

        • Ken

          Because she would have written f-friend so we could all see it?

        • Darwin

          A lot of people call there partner/significant other their "best friend," so it doesn't necessarily mean no sex.

          • Just Sayin'

            Yes it does.

            • http://twitter.com/chaoticbeauty6 @chaoticbeauty6

              friend zone and a freakin tease….tisk tisk

            • chive123

              Im assuming you have a penis and therefore think you know everything ;)

    • Chivacy Please

      Friends with benefits!

    • Matt Tatt

      my kind of friend zone!

  • etcrr

    #31 sonic buttsex

    • YunChoe

      Talk about getting some Tails

    • 919bigt

      at least he finishes quickly

    • Herp?

      That girl is hot!

  • PdxChiver

    Got my KCCO today and you guys post this? #49. I Dig Tuesdays now.

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      i wanted the combo but could only get the logo tee =P

  • rac88


    • MonkeyMadness

      What a pathetic loser, you barely made it on the first page!

      • rac88

        Lol, like shooting fish in a barrel….

      • CBHAHA

        get trolled bitch

  • Spencer_on_Fire


    You thought your teddy bear was cuddly…..

  • waaaa

    #47 can’t fap to that.

    • Kyle

      Challenge Accepted

      • Unfkngblvbl

        you should be reported

        • KorovaMilkBar

          We will not be persecuted.

  • Kyle

    I recognize the setting and all I have to say is….TITS

  • Captlazarus

    #49 like a Kennedy skiing in the woods, I'd hit that.

  • Testa

    First fail

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