Oh sh!t (28 photos)

  • http://Www.youtube.com/scrubbedoutpimp Eric


    • JJJ

      Just once I want to see a set of comments where some cunt hasn't written 'first'. We all hate you.

      • Eric

        Keep commenting, and I'll keep doing it. Thank you for your time.

  • etcrr

    #21 that's definitely an OH Shit moment

    • Kris

      No, that's dinner and a cocktail. Haven't you ever watched "Bizarre Foods"? 😛

    • Otter

      For the customers or the snake?

  • etcrr

    #5 is a WTF? moment

    • big_james

      From the movie Hall Pass not a bad flick.

      • Si1entStatic

        I passed on the movie since I thought Owen Wilson was kinda gay in the preview but if I'm missing these gems I may need to go to redbox tonight.

        • ROK247

          it's worth it just for the gal with the australian accent RIDICULOUS HOT

          • ROK247

        • WOOP

          careful, there 5min scene with a erect black dick… u been warned!

      • phdonme


    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      More like an "Oh, Shit!" moment.

      • Handy

        womp womp

    • chib

      what movie is this from?

      • dochandy

        *see comment 2 above.

    • Si1entStatic

      Glad that's not my house. I'm not cleaning that shit up.

      • Bobby

        That's some crazy ass shit!

      • Underbaker

        At least it was in the shower, just turn it on and hand her a brush.

    • JonnyRocket

      #5 Priceless!

    • Biggus Diccus

      I had the puke/shits and was puking my brains out when a similar scene happened to me. Luckily it was contained in my boxers and didn't spray all over the floor.

      • 0498

        cool story bro.

        • phdonme

          I think you mean "Fucking, nasty story brah"

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #2 When you realize you brought home Cujo instead of Fluffy

    • thedude325

      Most badass guard dog ever…

  • Lawrence

    #28 Except Dwight isn't dumb enough to want to build a colony on the moon…

    • jasgat66

      You sure about that Lawrence?… That's a total Dwight thing… He wood make the moon his own personal beet farm…

      • Herp McDerp

        wood he?

        • jasgat66

          Yes, I believe he wood.

          • footwear specialist

            I would love to see a moon colony.

            • phdonme

              Actually "Newt" is just jumping on the bandwagon. US already plans on trying to be there by 2020 because Russia is trying to commercially mine the moon for Helium-3 I believe Elon Musk or Richard Branson will be spear heading the space flight. Just a FYI

    • Smack

      Dumb like Stephen Hawking…who has been quoted as saying that humans need to look to establish colonies beyond the earth to ensure the species' survival?

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        Shit, even ignoring that how else would America possibly get an edge again. Set up a mining colony and all resources here get cut in price that are available there. For example, say diamonds are on the moon or mars or whatever, when that is discovered the people, a company or otherwise, would have an available source that is untapped. Even basic rocks are still valuable because they are, you know from space. Sure it would be a heavy investment at fist, but it would pay off in the long run.

  • Shawn

    #4 Don't care. Already had sex.

    • Si1entStatic

      Nice shoes wanna three way?

  • All methed up

    Somebody please tell me what #10 is from and #11 cannot be good at all for your body they probably stain your lungs or something

    • dochandy

      but think of how pretty your lungs will be.

      • TracerBullet_PI

        Die young and leave a rainbow stained corpse.

        • dochandy

          exactly, my friend. exactly…

    • Johnny Two Toes

      But think of how amazing photoshop is, you can just shop out the stains.

    • 9485

      you mean like marijuana?

    • Leonel_LyL

      #10 is from the Pink Panther movie.

  • dave


    Cool she can suck your balls while doing her doggystyle…win!

    • Chris_Mason

      Do your balls hang low
      Do they wobble to and fro
      Can you tie them in a knot
      Can you tie them in a bow

    • Underbaker

      You know how I know that I can be sick, my second thought was handcuffs.

  • Wolfpack Steve

    #7 scared me

    • Starling

      It puts the lotion in the basket.

  • that_dude_b

    #7 JACKPOT!

  • EasternCanuck

    #16 TIMBER!!!!

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Time spent doing that shit is time missed in the kitchen.

    • ThatGuy

      Implying this couldn't be done in the kitchen.

  • SARmedic

    #5 had me laughing for a week straight, no shit.

    • Handy

      wrong. there was shit.

      • Just Sayin'

        and it was posted today, so he couldn't have laughed for a week straight.

        Overall, a very incorrect sentence

        • Toba

          It's from Hall Pass bro. So, grats on that foot in your mouth.

        • jugs mctits

          you can't be that stupid……

    • MonkeyMadness

      Geez, is her asshole on her back?

      • ThatGuy

        Isn't everybody's?

  • Amigo

    #20 Awesome pic

    • amigone

      Trust Fall!

  • http://twitter.com/mcraephoto @mcraephoto

    #14 MERICA! F Yeah

    • Sarex

      Until you need to service them… Then it's oh shit!

      • http://twitter.com/mcraephoto @mcraephoto

        I never really thought about it like that…

        • Sarex

          It's why they are no longer made.

  • Si1entStatic

    Couldn't Stop laughing at #5. His reaction is golden.
    This is what happens when you binge drink on Burrito night.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #24 since I'm learning how to braid my daughter's hair………….MIND BLOWN

    • Cat

      Wait until you get to French braiding and Dutch braiding. That shit alone will blow your mind! Hopefully she'll learn how to do difficult stuff like this when she doesn't need your help anymore! lol

    • Skeez

      You better not be a dude, or else you lost your man card.

      • the credible hulk

        real men braid their daughter's hair. Got my man card punched when I did my step daughter's hair and her father wouldn't. I became the most amazing human in the world at that point.

    • DaveF

      First of all, since he's just now learning how to braid hair, it probably is a dude.

      Second, if I had a daughter, I'd be braiding hair, picking flowers, watching My Little Pony, having the best goddamn tea parties, and I'd know every single one of her dollies by name, you better fucking believe it. When you have a daughter, it's part of being a man.

  • uhhh

    when you relize all the shit your going to hear after the pats lose in the super bowl and all you did was talk shit on the chive…oh shit

    • Underbaker

      That is so two days ago, get over it.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    There ya go, stuf. She's waiting for you.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    If a drunk falls while pissing and there is someone there to record it, does it fly around the web forever & a day?

  • Si1entStatic

    #15 Silly rebel, don't you know that shooting with the bayonet attached may look cool but it makes you less accurate…..
    "shit, I can't hit nothing. Zamire Shoot the rockets at them!"

  • http://twitter.com/chaoticbeauty6 @chaoticbeauty6

    #24 i cant even make a french braid.. shameful..
    #4 i gots thos choos! *giggles*

  • JRK

    Mitt Romney = Jim Halpert

    • Morgan Freeman

      Mitt Romney < Jim Halpert

  • dochandy

    #17 at first i was like…

    • Simon

      … making a bunch of family movies!

      • Andre

        What black people can't make family movies?? Fuckin racist ass bitch!!!!!!

        • ThatGuy

          It has more to do with his gangsta persona than his race.

  • Handy

    #8 and that's how you get ants.

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