Animals that don’t suck (31 Photos)

  • Thoridin58

    Yeah, it's all fun and games till that thing bites you on the head.

    • BigOkie

      Exactly what I was thinking. I know if I allowed that to happen I would be minus one right ear.

  • Big Charles

    #29 I agree…

  • Thoridin58

    Cuteness used to advantage.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #14 He's always bragging about how much pussy he gets in bed. Now we know the truth.

  • CP7

    #11 is the exact reason why I do not want to go with my friends in an airboat in the swamp!

    • Contrived

      Some creepy sh*t right there.

    • A2_tha_MFK

      If you went with your friends in an Air-boat to the swamp, you would not find one of these, it's a crocodile not an alligator.

  • oltimey

    #6 hi-ho hi-ho it's off too poop we go….

  • JGaribaldi

    #29 looks like the old man on pawn stars.

  • Sean

    #26 "Oh my Jesus! Oh, it's you, Carl."

  • snoopyismyhero

    #29 I saw your mother at Walmart…

  • Missoula

    #31 “Where’s my motorcycle?”

    • Jewels

      lol this one made me think of "The Mouse and the Motorcycle" It's Ralph!!!!!

  • Cindy

    Ha! #12 made me laugh out loud

  • TMT

    #17 Keep your booger hook off the trigger!

  • stuf

    Last time I checked, there were Afri can American women representing this category.

    The Chive, while not directly racist, practices institutionalized rac ism by glorifying and exploiting whites only. To the chive, the idea of a beautiful female is white, plastic, and big boobed. Rarely, does the chive provided pictures of mi norities.

    To address a few comments by users.

    1.The chive is not rac ist, they only submit pictures provided by users. Perhaps this is true to an extent. But I find it hard to believe that all user submitted pictures are whites only. Furthermore, the chive provides galleries of NON USER SUBMITTED pictures i.e. porn stars, random models. There has only been 1 such gallery in recent memory of an Afr ican American.

    2.BET and NAACP is Rac ist and why isn’t there a WET? Ok, so this is ridiculous. We have WET. It’s called the REST OF TV. NBC, MSNBC, CBS, ABC. All programming geared towards white actors. BET and NAACP exist for a reason. THEY REPRESENT MI NORITY VIEWS. AF RICAN AMERICANS ARE MINORI TIES.

    3.Chive is free to do what they want. Yes. They are. But I am also free to express discontent. There are literally thousands of viewers like myself who are upset with the Chive’s practices. Thus, we are allowed to speak just as much as you are.

    4.Well, the Chive had a black is beautiful post. Ok. 1 gallery. Out of HUNDREDS of others. Enough Said. What we want is integration of mi norities into all galleries. Not just one to appease the chive’s psyche. Further, to add insult to injury, the chive put a black is beautiful on the glorious MLK day. Come on!

    5. To people who say I’m socialist and Obama loving and support Obama care. I don’t love Obama, but I voted for him. I love America, and am capitalist. We have nationalized/socialist medicine already idiots. It’scalled medicare/Medicaid, indian health service, and veterans health. Dumbass. Go back to college. Oh wait. You can peruse the chive’s college sites that are exploitative, creepy, and celebrate wasted $ in collges.

    I f you are sick of this, there are a few things youcan do!

    Sign the Petition at chiveisracist@ gm

    GO TO FACEBOOK and report all posts/pictures on the chive page as sexually exploitative, FACEBOOK WILL SHUT THEM DOWN!

    Look out for my website, the anti-chive. It’s a blog of chive’s racial preferences, and photo screen shots ofuser generated comments that are so racist.

    I’ve hired a PR/lobby firm to address the media about the chive. If you want in, let me know, and we’ll contact your city/state. Together we can change.

    • Newfiebackflip

      You are an idiot.

      I also find it racist you are calling these girls white and the “black” women Afri Can (african) Americans. If you are going to go that route in a post then refer to us “whites” as caucasion. Its really not that big of a word to spell.

      The Chive posts what is submitted. Find more african american chivettes and ask them to submit their pics.

      Also way to hijack a post about animals for your ignorant comments you fucking troll.


      • jake

        I agree – you are an IDIOT. Go to your cage…

    • The Woim

      So do you want the T Shirt or not?

    • Underbaker

      Why don't you go get an intense debate account so we can make sure we are thumbing down the right troll and have a little satisfaction on how low the number is. Food for thought isn't the term "African American" racist too, after all there are white people in Africa?

    • SmokeyMorgan

      Wow. All this over a simple entertaining web site. Sheesh.

    • Tillman

      I do not agree in any way that The Chive or any of it's other sites are the least bit racist.

      I would put this to you – If you don't like a movie, walk out. If you don't like a TV show, change the channel. If you don't like someone's politics, don't vote for them. If you don't like a certain religion, then don't believe in it. If you don't like a website, don't type the URL in your browser and go to it.

      Do what you want, but don't keep other people from doing what they want.

    • Simon

      So you're saying that Black women represent animals too?

      That's sort of racist don't you think? Comparing Black woman to animals?

  • Anonymous

    I want u to shut up


    Need #11 in HD Wallpaper

  • tommytwotime

    #26 So awesome!

  • john doe

    #26 fucking awesome, " I iz black opz kitteh! " and #29 does in fact, suck. that is a hideous creature 8(

  • Nick G

    #21 cant tell who is who… o.0

  • rphilman1

    #11 That's a weird branch in the water there… OH MY GOD RUN!

  • bill

    #23 looks probably tastes like ass.

    • Bob

      Anyone know what kind of dog that is? I think it's an Australian cattle or sheep dog, but I'm not sure.

  • xbod

    Thanks Chive…..Pearl Jam's Animal is stuck in my head one my time!

  • Matrix19

    #26 is awesome! #30 it's Lil Sebastian from P&R!

  • ST33

    #2 So badass

  • Chivette

    #4 shakes head in disapproval. You put your new born child on the edge?? You must love those filthy cats:/.

  • BostonChiver

    #29 Mom? WTF?

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