Classic cartoon Valentines Day cards from our youth (38 Photos)

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  • Woody

    Snoopy was the coolest. #35

  • Leon

    Are the Berenstein Bears card promoting incest? That is brother and sister bear!

  • JDub

    Aren’t the bears brother and sister?! Creepy

  • Bobcat Goldth-WHAT!

    The berenstain bears ones are questionable as they are brother and sister…creepy.

  • McG

    Still not as gay as Twilight…

  • David

    #11 another odd use of "qoute marks "

  • sdawson22
  • Owen Smithers

    Hell, isn't Valentine's Day banned now-a-days? Are kids even allowed to exchange valentines any more? Might hurt their self-esteem or some such shit.

    OH! And kids need to go outside and have recess again!!! Don't know what happened to that either.

  • Toale

    #37 has to be the best one there

  • EHM

    #24 Will someone be my Hero of Time?

  • Birdhaus32

    I’m pretty sure I got all of these except Sponge Bob, he’s after my time

  • Miguel

    Where is Ralph Wiggum's "I choo-choo-choose you!" card from the Simpsons. Best Valentine card ever!!!


    Lmao these made me laugh a good one.

  • Chivette Heather

    #5 should say “Nuts and bolts, let’s screw.”

  • Kaiwatha

    #19 oh my god i had that barbie and that ken…

  • Slowion1/2

    Lovin' #3 and #15

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  • Anonymous

    Aren’t those Berenstain Bears siblings? That’s a little creepy.

  • Jordan

    How is Ralph from The Simpson's card not on here

    " I choo-choo choose you " with a picture of a train on it

  • AJK

    Was certain I'd see the valentine that Lisa gave Ralph. It says "I choo-choo-choose you"…and there' s a picture of a train!

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  • Valentine

    I had the Basketball ones, TMNT, Animaniacs, and Aladdin. Straight fire.

  • starstruck231

    #12 "NOT THE MAMMA!!!!" Love it

  • Skl84

    I used to purposely sort through the cards and give ones like #37 to the boys in my class instead of the mushy ones.

  • Michael ellis

    I was expecting a Herbert the pervert valentine card in there somewhere

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