Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • hater

    #8. May I have one in color please?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Yo Dawg, I heard you like boobs, so…
      <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laz3fzErsH1qd0fogo1_400.jpg"&gt;
      – the one you love to hate

      • chiverino

        We all knew you were a cow, but seriously?? You ARE a cow!!!!!!!!

      • Paul

        Paula, behind the scenes.

      • Killitwithfire

        For fuck's sake I hope an admin deletes this. This cannot be unseen.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Won't happen ๐Ÿ™‚

          – the one you love to hate

      • Assholes Aplenty

        wow Paula finally posted a pic of herself

    • triplecap

      You can get several color pictures in the November 2010 Playboy.

    • Yea Yea

      Find MOAR!!!

  • MattKL

    #12 Like a boss.

    • Captain awesome

      Mate level: Awesome

      • Underbaker

        I thought that was the other guys wife?

    • myself

      He's a class act. Helping out a buddy and getting the girl.

    • Shaun

      Ahhh I went to post the exact same thing!!

    • Awesome

      Friend Level: Superhero

  • Guest-ee-poo

    #12 multi-tasking level 101

    • gutterville

      Or Friendship level: 100

  • _ThisGuy_

    #12 Which one's the Wing Man?

    • etcrr

      don't know who the wing man is but I know a winner when I see one

      • MattKL

        You know the girl's just melting, and not only from the kiss. Girls love guys who look out for their buddies.

  • Fingered

    #5 "I'm the back wards man, the backwards man"

    • DeDav

      You mean the blackwards man?

    • jesse

      "I can run back as fast as you can"

    • zane

      Tell them. You tell them that I know. That she knows. People will know!

    • Rob


    • Munokhoi

      Looks like the kid from "The Arrival", yet another C.Sheen master work…

  • Anjin-San

    #27 seriously?

    • Dmbass

      No I think he was just joking.

    • Ned Plimpton

      What's there to look at?

      • derp


    • gutterville

      They always know when men look

    • MesterB

      not much to loot at, but sooo much more funny when you know she will be the queen of Denmark at some point.

    • Finlandesa

      I'm so proud of our president's husband ๐Ÿ™‚

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #23 about fucking time!

    – the one you love to hate

    • Guest-ee-poo

      hi purple bitch

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        The only guy to ever make me purple was Serghei Zbarcagiov.

        – the one you love to hate

        • Guest-ee-poo

          i had to google that shit… kinky ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • All Chivers

      PAULA!!! We missed you soooo much!! <3<3

    • Colleen

      aww Paula the bitch, where you been??

      • Maureen

        I thought I told you to shut your whore mouth you fucking cunt.

        • Colleen

          Maureen, what the fuck is your problem!!!

    • http://www.evcitadel.com Ardis Foxx

      You're a winner Paula. But I know we're not meant to say things like that, so let me give you the obligatory retort.
      <img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lowlm6pomn1qzxxd7o1_500.gif"&gt;

  • Splat!

    #13 "I'm a jackass, and this is Jackass!"

    • tickler

      I predict you will lose at least one soul to this stunt…Darwinism at work!

  • etcrr

    #9 that's so cool and cute

    • fuckoffstan

      great comment, mr obvious

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Kid's already better at this then I am

    • nicky b

      imma get those Chinese daddy

  • 3MC

    #21 And for my next trick…

    • tralfaz

      I will set Bob on fire.

  • Wark

    #10 Enlightenment has never looked so fun!

    • lazidude202

      I cannot believe its not buddha! ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Phil

      I can think of two definite Buddhist theme parks in Saigon and one that is still riddled with Buddhist themes. Pretty sure that one is Suoi Tien. Dai Nam is bigger and you can do cool stuff like feed elephants and giraffes in the park's zoo.

    • Craig

      Yeah, that park is pretty multi-religion, but it IS a kick-ass place. That is a saltwater pool there, and the crocodile spring rolls are really awesome. This place is a little north of Bien Hoa. It's 30 -45 minutes outside of Saigon.

    • Craig

      Also, it is hardly new, as my first time there was in 2001. I am sure whoever captioned the image was a troll, though.

  • fuckoffstan

    Oh shit, you won't stop leaving lame-ass comments. beat it stan, and wash that bullshit off of your face.

    • Captain awesome

      I love your comments to old mate etcrr , i always check the replys just to see your response to his lame arse one liners… Fucking brilliant

      • Lousy troll

        shut your pie hole fuckin limy muppet

        • captain awesome

          Jam it up your fuckin arse cock sucker.

          • Ya Muppet Stroker

            Shows the extent of your intelligence if that's the best you can come up with

            • asdfg

              INTERNET FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            • ozi ozi ozi oi oi oi

              I don`t think that the majority of people visit the chive to display their intelect

              • stan sucks

                especially you

                • Chile Jackson

                  fuck off Stan. stick to one account.

        • panama99

          Is being called a "muppet" a bad thing? I just think of Kermit and Ms. Piggy. Not terribly insulting.

      • a dude there

        agreed. fuckoffstan is the funniest commenter here IMO

        • Simon

          At least he isn't stuf.

  • caleb

    #20 Keanu could have filled in at wide receiver.

    • Del

      Hey lil camper….. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory… lasts forever

      • Travis

        But I wouldn't want Shane Falco quarterbacking my team, not after that Sugar Bowl disaster

    • bollyver

      sad Tom is sad, don't hate him because he's beautiful.

    • panama99

      Is that Gisela writing????

      Come on lady use your own name.

    • eyegore

      "This is Johnny Utah, Ohio State Buckeyes, all conference. Remember?
      Number how ya doing? Jesus Christ! Johnny fuckin' Utah! Sorry, man. Didn't mean to get in ya face!
      l knew l knew you. lt was the Rose Bowl. Three years ago you beat SC." Not a wide receiver

    • ochocinco

      I'm open, throw me the damn ball! signed Chad.

    • Phil.in.tx

      Shane Falco for the win

  • Mathias

    #27 Looking down the dress of the crown princess of Denmark… Epic Fail or Epic Win?

    • Squirrel_Bait


      • RalphLauren61

        Def one for the winning team

    • Brian

      Epic Win if uncaught, but since he was that would mean Epic Fail

    • aussie aussie aussie

      She is an Aussie.. so epic win

    • MattKL


    • Niels


    • Ned Plimpton

      She has no boobs, so fail.

      • Mike Hunt

        more than a mouthful is wasted

  • derp

    #1 NYAN MAN

    • derp

      na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-NYAN MAN

    • beaver

      Mr. ROY G. BIV Everybody!!

  • Patrick

    #20 Now they can be sad together…

  • afewlittletrysts

    #18 'sorry i swear there was a duck where your face should have been'

  • dedubs

    #8 is doing it right

  • Tek

    #27 Forgot where I was

  • sllimcat

    I need that copier

    • Jak

      What copier?

    • Underbaker

      It does look like the type that has a hard drive so you can reprint any recent images.

  • mocco

    #27 ahahha where can i find the full vid???

    • Benny

      There's this new site called Youtube… or something like that. You might want to try there.

    • mtella88

      15 sec in to the clip

      • 6_Crack_rocks

        who is the guy?

        • From Finland

          Pentti Arajärvi

        • mtella88

          He is Finland's President's husband ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • POSTdiluvian

    Wonder what the maintenance plan for #3 looks like

  • MonkeyMadness

    #27 Bussssted!

  • varlotto

    100% chance #6 will be in caturday post

    • MonkeyMadness

      100% chance it won't be since they don't call it Caturday. It's Cat Saturday.

  • 67split

    #25 how about fort FAT ass

    • varlotto

      too bad that he's wearing a dominos shirt and those are dominos boxes so he's most likely at a dominos

    • Krieger-san

      I'm sorry, your authority isn't recognized in Fort Kickass!

      • Darwin

        Every single noun and verb in that sentence totally arouses me.

    • http://twitter.com/McCloskey36 @McCloskey36

      Archer reference, duh and or hello

    • Jordan

      Someone forgot to spend the money in their flex account…

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