Food porn (44 photos)

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  • A Dude From tulsa

    Soooooo Hungry nowwwww

    • A Dude From tulsa

      Did I mention First?

    • Underbaker

      We have had Valentine cards and now a food post, did you guys win (our loss) a bet with TheBerry and they are making your galleries today?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      So come eat me already!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to eat

      • Dr. Evil

        I' rather starve to death

  • Eric

    #2, #27, #41….MOAR

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      I came for the porn, I stayed for the food…..

      • ScrottyMcbugerballs

        FOOD BONER !

  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    #1 mother of God

    • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

      leave it to the chubby guy to get excited about hot dogs

    • krypto092108

      Hotdogs, HOT DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!xD

  • keen_owl

    #1 I don't care what you say… I love hotdogs…

    • Dorkfish

      The most perfect food< taste great with almost anything

    • Johnny K.

      Hooves and snouts are awesome! I love my tube steak!!!

  • omcdurham

    What, no steak?!?

    • rphilman1

      Exactly… Ron Swanson would not approve!

  • peter

    #38 yummmm

    • Dwah

      made these for Super Bowl Sunday, except instead of breaded they were wrapped in bacon. SO GOOD!

      • Huell

        Real men of genius.

  • jrey81

    yup #44 says it all… gotta get some of all of that! … and #32 godddammmmit do i miss summer.

  • tom

    food porn is all to correct

    • The Grammar Police

      *too

      • Blake

        Exactly what is it correcting?

  • Woodrowrules

    I'm hungry now

  • AmBush_Steve

    OK, food looks great but I must not be as depraved as I could be. Don't see where the porn comes in. I wouldn't fap to any of these.

    • I_like_men...food

      Thats because you enjoy girl foods. Every last one of this jockstrap-explosion meals can only be enjoyed by anyone who craves men

      • I_like_men...food

        I forgot to put "food" after men

        • LLD

          That’s called a Freudian slip, because you didn’t really forget. It’s okay, I won’t judge you for liking men.

        • AmyK

          HAHAHAAAA!!!!

        • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

          Doesn't really clear your post up at all….

        • Underbaker

          (Sarcasm font on) Yep I am feeling the manliness here #21 #24 #26 #34 #40 . (sarcasm font off)

  • BloodScrubber

    #32 Well that just woke my mouth up. Mmmmm.

  • acloudypanda

    Now I want to eat all of the things

    • Huell

      Prove it… With your shirt off.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    Where's the fucking roach coach today??!!! I'm starving now!

  • Cywasi

    and time for lunch

  • 1jealousmofo

    Thanks Chive, makes my lunch look like vomit in a bowl.

  • freddy boy

    Well that just shot my food budget to hell. 🙂

  • Shockwave

    I clicked the gallery fully expecting Nigella Lawson to show up and she's not here. I'm disappointed. But the food looks delicious.

    • Glayvar

      mmmmmm Nigella Lawson ,,*drools like Homer Simpson*

  • reaperMEDIC

    <img style="-webkit-user-select: none" src="http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/026/futuramafry.jpg"&gt; Not sure if I want to eat….. or fap

    • ZachBob

      I did both.

  • Kodos

    CTRL-A
    add to cart…

  • spicticus

    This post makes me feel like I just cheated on my Low Carb burger. #1 definitely the best.

  • Carmelo

    #4 #43 I'm lactose intolerant but these are totally worth the extended bathroom visits!

    • Jerry Seinfeld

      Me too. I have no tolerance for lactose… And I won't stand for it.

  • hella

    Great now I have to masticate

    • guest

      FTW!!!

  • just_some_guy

    #5 You know it's a damned fine pancake when it's got a foot.

  • gingergreek

    #7 OMG that looks epic!!

    • Shar11

      I looked stayed on this pic for a while….thinking saturday morning breakfast for sure!!!

    • joe

      Eggs cooked inside a slice of prosciutto, done in a muffin pan. EPIC!

      • Tuff Guy

        That sure looks like bacon, not prosciutto… Also that appears to be a biscuit base…. I fucking want one!!

      • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

        Prosciutto!? are you kidding me man.. man card revoked

        • alex

          Some of us appreciate the finer things.

    • Katie O

      cover that in cheese and I think I can die happy

      • gingergreek

        Lady, I think you took it to a whole other level

    • krypto092108

      That looks GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Rastapopolis

    Recipes. Now.

    • Shnapper

      I also think the recipes should be provided with these posts. You sir, beat me to the posting.

    • Craigery

      Don't recipes belong on The Berry? I thought Chivers never set foot in the kitchen.

    • Underbaker

      Here is your recipe
      1. Find woman
      2. Put woman in kitchen
      3 Enjoy food

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